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Friday, December 25, 2009

Ho Ho Ho!

Merry Christmas everyone! and I'm going to the airport in exactly one hour, I leave the blog to Thai till I get back on Jan 26th :P. Here's a picture I kinda stole and edited. (Sorry to whoever I stole this from!)

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Home ALONE!


Well I'm gonna be home alone for 4 days. Parents are going Brisbane and Gold Coast while sisters are going to places with their boyfriends for Christmas. Man this Christmas is gonna suck. Ah.. well i still got my little fishes :P.


I got this picture from wilson :D

Friday, December 18, 2009

Perfect Guy? (reedited)

Well this is some random girl's list on what she looks for in a guy. It has been re-edited to make it more painful for the readers.

1.can make me laugh
2.smells good
3.is easy going
4.i can talk to easily
5.i can ell them secrets
6.has real nice eyes
7.is taller than me
8.has a nice,soothing voice
9.can sing
10.can dance
11.loves his family
12.plays sports
13.has really nice hair
14. has nice teeth, cos i really like people with nice teeth
15.this sorta falls under hot body but like, nice ass legs , like nice and long
16. is sympathetic
17.can be serious when i want him to be
18.respects his parents
19.has nice hands, like not full chunky ones
20. is a basketballer (they're mad hot)
21. dresses nicely
22. cuts his nails
23. happy person
24. listens
25. altogether a good person
26. takes care of people
27. likes kids
28. Is a gentlemen
29. A bit feminine
30. has a good temper
31. doesn't get jealous easily
32. can cry
33. sorta dorky



Thursday, December 17, 2009

Last Day of School

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL WAS FRIGGIN SICK. Well first Henry, Simon Wang, David, Johnny Lawrence, Colin, Kenny and I went to DT rooms to try and DoTA but we got kicked out. We camped behind the hall hoping no one would find us. It was a hot day and we were all dying. We couldn't go back cause there was work and if we tried hunting for water we would of risked getting caught.

Two brave boys IronmanX and LawlAtChu(?) risked their lives going cross the line bringing back wedges and drinks for all 8 people hiding. We were saved from hunger and dehydration! But there was still the constant threat of teachers catching us.

Man we were so sad, we made a decoy plan involving recycling boxes filled with "paper." So plan was we hid some bags in boxes and we just stood around the perimeter of the hall while some people rested. And we rotated. The resting people had the jobs of carrying the bags that didnt fit into the box if we needed a quick escape.

MAN THE AMOUNT OF TIMES WE NEARLY GOT CAUGHT. We were decoying Mr. Carter then Kenny tripped over. and he JUST made it around the corner before Mr Carter could see.

oh and also
Nathan- Happy late bday hope you like your present. Thank you for like taking me on the bus for the first few times. I mean i was scared of the bigger kids :D.
Diem-WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO? WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT MY PROBLEMS NOW? :O Take care and also there are gigantic creep things in VN so watch out.
Kyleen- Wow i dont know what to say here. Wow i remember the first time you gave me a warhead. So embarassing :(. But you know things have so changed and i sorta enjoy eating warheads now ^^. You're like so nice and kind to me I'm gonna miss you xD.
Alvin Y- HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN. :D Thanks for everything (including answers for some maths tests :D)

DOTA pARTY

So today was supposed to be the epicest day ever. DOTA PARTY! So me and colin caught a train to canley vale. Then we were told to go to cabramatta. Hehe Lawrence was already there to escort us. We waited for the bus. Whoah man we thought we were so lucky cause we only had to wait like 10 seconds then the bus came but the bus driver went out of the bus to have a smoke.

When we got to Lawrence's house we wasted no time. We couldn't all connect for LAN DoTA. But luckily i brought a craploada cables and routers and after an hour of tinkering we had a dota match :D. Then Simon Banh, Kenny,Khoa, Alvin Y and Alan all came. But then this wasn't the REAL party. The real party was to be held at Nicholas' place.

Nicholas said the wireless worked without flaw at his house. HE WAS SO FRIGGIN WRONG :P. Thanks to the router we got a game. But for some reason SOME PEOPLE COULDNT CONNECT AND OMFG WTF WE WASTED SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO CONNECT.

Lunch was a crap loada pizza which is always nice. And then back to dota :D And then back home.

:D

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Perfect Guy?

Well this is some random girl's list on what she looks for in a guy. Note: If you are weak hearted do not read this; it will make you cry.

1.can make me laugh
2.smells good
3.is easy going
4.i can talk to easily
5.i can ell them secrets
6.has real nice eyes
7.is taller than me
8.has a nice,soothing voice
9.can sing
10.can dance
11.loves his family
12.plays sports
13.has really nice hair
14. has nice teeth, cos i really like people with nice teeth
15.this sorta falls under hot body but like, nice ass legs , like nice and long
16. is sympathetic
17.can be serious when i want him to be
18.respects his parents
19.has nice hands, like not full chunky ones
20. is a basketballer (they're mad hot)
21. dresses nicely
22. cuts his nails
23. happy person
24. listens
25. altogether a good person
26. takes care of people
27. likes kids
28. Is a gentlemen
29. A bit feminine


Isn't it ironic...

Isn't it ironic that:
1. PE teachers are fat
2. McDonalds sponsors the Olympics
3. Hot girls use make up
4. Santa can fit through the chimney and you can't
5. Abbreviated is a long word
6. Wall-e is cute although hes over 500 years old
7. Toothpaste has sugar in it
8. The guy that handles our money is called a broker
9. A black box is indestructable, but the plane isn't
10. 1000+ PEOPLE PLAY EVONY

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

What I do when I don't play GunZ

For those of you who can't get Windows Live Messenger running on their netbook at home, I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR THIS PROBLEM! It took me like total 10 hours over three days to solve it. (Chyeaah 1337 skills) I'm not even sure if anyone reads this blog so I don't think there's much point in me saying that. I can't be bothered typing the solution in this, because it would be WAAY to long and it would take FOREVER! If you want the solution just send me a message on MSN (It's J Mac btw) or leave a comment in the box thingy. Btw I'm not sure if this thing works for everyone (I'm pretty sure it does) I'm trying it on Kenny and Kyleen's netbooks tomorrow. My next plan is to get rid of Blue Coat Proxy Client...which is like...impossible ._.

Buh bye :D

9/12/09 :D

Well Clement's last day today hope you had fun. I'll miss you man :'(. Anyway down to business, well theres nothing to say. So lets just copy this from my bebo blog? Wow I'm so gay :P

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: Not really

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose - me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you"re always on my mind.

The reason why I don"t like you is because I love you.

The reason I don"t want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn"t cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn"t live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I"m not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

DET Netbooks

Okay so I'm just gonna blog about the netbooks cause I have no life. Okay basically I spent twenty minutes trying to hack admin, I gave up, I can't access Local Groups and Users and everything on it is cut off or has been wisely been restricted to editing. However I found out you could do various things with it such as:

Run .exe files (obviously)
Use all Win shortcuts
Still have some limited access to C:\ Drive
Make files and folders hidden (Really handy for hiding dirty stuff ;D)
Have no net restrictions on home network (This depends on your home network; still trying to figure out how that works --')
And finally use it to play NDS in public (Cause thats just gangster)

Yeah so considering these things were meant to be security tight, quite a lot of it is still functional. Only thing you can't do is install, but I don't really care cause I can still play NDS on it in public! And thats all that matters :)

Emulators FTW.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

HOT OR NOT?!?!

Well this is what guys get up to when they are bored:
Eh? says:
*tsh too indecisive
*okay thai go
Thai says:
*woot
*ok
*IS (name) hot :P
Eh? says:
*H?
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*personally
Thai says:
*yeh
*H
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*I don't really think so
Eh? says:
*i'm gonna go with no
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*she just has that package
Eh? says:
*too tb
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*that parcel :LL
Eh? says:
*dude package
*is like downstairs
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*is nothing
Eh? says:
*for guys
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*yes, I know
*OH
*what
*whatever
*yeah
Thai says:
*JUST CALL EM BOOBS
*OK
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*she has a male reproductive organ
*YES
Thai says:
*SAY WHAT :-O
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*HUGE BOOOBS :LL
Eh? says:
*YES BIG BOOBS
*NOTHING ELSE
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*no brains? :LL
Thai says:
*THATS LIKE MEGAN FOX MAN :L
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*HAHAHAH
Eh? says:
*although she's really short
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*OMG
*THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME HAHAHAH
Eh? says:
*okay i guess its my turn
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*maybe megan fox tried to copy her :LL
Eh? says:
*hrmmmm
*is (name) hot?
Thai says:
*YEH ^^
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*mhmmmm *nodds
Eh? says:
*wow you guys are quick to answer
*okay go wilson
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*well
Thai says:
*well i have no doubts about that one :P
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*because she isn't tb
*so it's allll gooood (Y)
*my turn
*err
*(name)
Thai says:
*well she looks better with her new haircut :P
Eh? says:
*really?
*i think she looked better before the bangs
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*it's just a different look
*well, the bangs
*make her more
*mmm, I dunno
Thai says:
*cute factor?
*xD
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*yes
*that
Thai says:
*what the shiet is cute
*like
*teddy bears
*and stuff
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*in a way
*but different
*NEXT
Eh? says:
*we didn't really answer that question
*xD
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*oh
*wth
Thai says:
*YEH
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*ANSWER
Thai says:
*(name) IS HOT :D
Eh? says:
*i'm gonna go with yer
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*(Y)
Eh? says:
*although a little too tall for my liking
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*:LL
*it's all yours thai :LL
*I mean her
*not the question
*unless it is your turn
*then that's a pun thingy
Thai says:
*its my turn
*hrr,
*hrrm
*is (name) hot?
Eh? says:
*hmmm
*i dunno
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*might as well say yes
Eh? says:
*that one has me stumped
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*she has no reason not to be
*not tb
Eh? says:
*fine, yes
*oh my turn already
*is (name) hot?
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*partially agreed
Thai says:
*yeh
*:P
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*gosh
*it's mine already :'(
*(name) :LL
Thai says:
*ewwww
*ewwww
*EWWW
*im sorry
*no
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*(name) will be very hurt :LL

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Not Camp (Day 2)

Well today was eventful actually. Santosh and Yusef man dogged us. I feel sorry for Calvin, you see he thought today we were gonna full like counterstrike and DOTA all day long but he was sadly mistaken. We had tonnes of work to get through and barely no one finished :P.

Then, when we were supposed to be "researching" on pigs, Simon started playing some counterstrike who unfortunately got caught by Mr Peck. So then after Peck ruined our fun we went to play some speed chess. I love speed chess man its so fast and stupid :D

Far out man Mr. Peck took advantage of us leaving the computers on and deleted all our game files. And check out Simon's PM i totally agree with it man.

OH AND BTW PEOPLE NO MORE DOTA IN LIBRARY. Me and Colin got annoyed at the year 7's so we said the game was "M" rated and now they cant play in the library anymore ^^.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

SHOPPING?!?!?

Ok so today after tutoring my sisters were like 30 minutes late to pick me up (as usual). The strange thing was that she was full speeding and when she pulled over she honked the horn and yelled "GET IN THE CAR!" I thought i was gonna die for some reason. Turned out to be worse :(

My sisters explained to me that there was a giant once-in-a-life-time MYER sale which she had to go to in Parramatta. Surely however when i looked over to my right in the car seat 7 myer bags already were sitting there already.

Far out, my sister is so aggressive at driving. She sped like 5 red lights, honked her horn whenever someone over took her and occasionally gave passers by the finger. Myer closed at 6 and it was 5:30 so yeh so rushed :D

Oh and can anyone tell me what a "David Lawrence" is? My sister told me to give her David Lawrence and i sorta got freaked out.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

MAKEUP

SO THIS IS TO ALL THE GIRLS OUT THERE.
How the heck do you wear makeup, its irritating, gross, repulsive and its a pain to get it off. SO WHY THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING MAKE UP?

Friday, November 13, 2009

Alvin YAP :DD

Ok this is the only time I shall be like this but i have to say... Alvin Yap is like the nicest, sexiest, asianest, helpfulest, smartest, considerate, generous, badass :D + every other positive word.

In Maths he helped me with fractions and like hes so poised and calm. Talks about DoTA :D, RICE, Christian Rock bands made me see why every girl + guy likes him hehe. AND ALSO HES LEARNING A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MAN. THAT'S GOTTA BE THE PERFECTEST INSANELY INSANE GUY ALIVE :O.

Oh and to all those people i offended with my DoTA fetish im sorry :D

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Today man was hot. Seriously nothing else but hot. At lunch some year 7 kid got glad wrapped onto a bench and got water bombed. That kid was my enemy ever since our first encounter so good job whoever did it. In Science, Mr Trotter failed at explaining why our pupils dilate when we are sexually aroused :D. Also there was some tension in the room as bottles went missing and paper went flying through the air. And Mr McCord is sick. We were watching a video on pigs and he kept rewinding and playing the birth scene over and over. (Poor Santosh he was so disgusted:D)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

...Bored

Okay, I kinda realised that this blog is kinda dead-ish. So ummm yeaahhh... I have no idea where Thai is atm so i'm just gonna take this opportunity to say Dota sucks... like its fun but gets boring very fast. Also I kind of regret doing walking for sport...walking is just pointless. Running burns more energy, gets you places faster and does not look as ghey as walking (HAVE YOU SEEN WILSON POWER WALK?!). Ahaha today in IPT we had a room change and Payne wrote the whole lesson on the board yesterday and since we had a room change he had to rewrite it and give us sheets xD Geography we watched a guy drink his own piss and run into snakes and crocodiles for no particular reason, I respect that dude, he must be like uber rich and have some helluva mentality to do that crap. Since we had Remembrance Day thingy third period we kinda missed out on most of maths, Oh yeah Alvin Chung looked sexy in his cadet uniform ;P (one of the other reasons I quit cadets is cos the uniforms suck :D) And thats about it... I'm sorry I just can't really think of anything good to type. Oh yeah hbd carmen!

Friday, November 6, 2009

What you may not know...

Gunbound blows...thats it, if you want to join a REAL online hectic game join ijji Gunz the most epic game to hit the net. Also Gunbound is too easy Thai, I don't even need an aimbot for it, bunge = Epic Win. SO JOIN GUNZ!

STORY DISCONTINUED

As of now "The Epic Story" is discontinued due to dropping ratings on our blog. To all our fans we apologise :'(. We shall miss those story times too.

So today I have decided to announce my return to Gunbound. HAHAHA... that was so dramatic and if you wanna join me tell me on msn. Oh and also... gunbound is more than just cute animals so come play with me xD

Sunday, November 1, 2009

MSN :(

my msn + facebook has been hijacked anyone know any details ? :(

Friday, October 30, 2009

EPIC STORY PART 3

I CBF summoning anything, time to flee!
But how can i flee without being able to stop time?
Screw this I'ma just gonna pull out my AK-47 and blow the crap outta this tonberry.
but i realised that the time i would take to kill the tonberry with an AK-47 would make me really late to my friends house
So instead I just decided to pull out my phone and activate my GTA IV hacks and get a chopper and fly the hell outta here.
So after 5 mins the chopper came, but when i hopped on, kevin rudd was looking at me with a loaded shotgun in his hands
Realising that in the time it takes me to do something I wouldn't be hit wtih several rounds of a shotgun I decided to distract Kevin Rudd in anyway possible...I flashed.
Kevin Rudd was amazed at my body, "How lovely is that body let me have some"
...then I jizzed...
Kevin Rudd then said, "OH MY GOSH I LOVE THAT SONG." You wanted to go Chuck Norris yeh? THEN LETS GO!
...(Kevin Rudd has weird taste)
So when I arrived at Chuck Norris' house and rung the doorbell, a boxing glove came outta nowhere and got me in the face
But then I realised something awkward. Chuck Norris looked familiar, very familiar, HE LOOKED LIKE MY FRIEND! What could this mean :-O To be continued

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Another John+me Story :D

There was once an innocent boy named John.
One afternoon he went to his local park to play and he met someone ;).
The someone who he met was bursting with energy and was eager to go.
John was curious of this person's name and asked what it was.
The girl replied, "I wanna know yours first!"
John answered, "Well my name is John, What's your name?"
"My name is what ever you want it to be John =]"
"Ok then, ill just call you mine :)"

The girl was so amazingly turned on by this and asked for his phone number.
"0565834729 heehee, what's yours babe?"
"Babe? I thought my name was mine. =[ Just for that im not giving you it."
"Playing hard to get eh? I like that in a girl. Very... fiesty. How about I make it up to you by taking you to a movie this Saturday?"
"IS THAT HOW YOU ASK A GIRL OUT? MAN I THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING?!??!"
"Haha i do know what i'm doing. I got you mad didn't i? I LOVE when a girl gets aggressive."
Somehow, the little boy John and the girl talked all the way to Liverpool Westfields.

They went into the movie called "Having sex in the city."
There the boy John saw his EX and she was still as HOT as ever.
His ex walked over to him and begun to talk.
"Hi," she said, "I got a new boyfriend now and he is much hotter than you will ever be."
"Right... I'm sorry that I'm not able to satisfy a high maintenance, emotionally unstable bitch. Lucky I have found another girl who is much better than you are so I can rock her world better than what i had with you. Now FUCK OFF, I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MY GIRL. (sorry for the profanities)
Suddenly the ex started crying and started to stutter, "I-I w-w-was j-just w-wanted to..." (dramatic walk away)
The girl with John said "OMG. That was such a turn on." And they started making out...
She then broke the kiss and said, "By the way I'm a man."
John was beyond shocked, "Well... that makes things more interesting. So what's your name?"
"The names Theresa, nice to meet you"
"Oh lets keep making out... but... lets move it to behind a dumpster."
"Eww that smells but let's go." But when they moved to the dumpster... The ex was there

Monday, October 26, 2009

EPIC STORY PART 2

sorry for our delay on part 2 of the story. Dumb exams kept the story from comming.
Well heresd part 2 :D.

Yes although i dont know what a leprechaun is.
perhaps we should go to the man of knowledge about leprechauns, the one and only chuck norris
although being the unpredictable man chuck norris is he would require a special summoning jutsu to bring him to the hosuehold
and to summon something so mighty powerful we would need something equivalent to the mass of 1,000,000 suns, so we hired jimmy zhu to stand on this seal for us
but jimmy zhu was currently in china with his "friends"
so instead we got w reggib
However, when we got the guts to ask w reggib for help, she said she was too busy to help us to summon chuck norris to ask for assistance to find the leprechaun which is going to be turned into Felix Feclis which will be given to Kevin Rudd which he will use to stop time
so i just called jirachi out, and then lured it into a blender because as we all know, jirachi the pokemon = like 3 leprechauns, and from there i gave that to kevin rudd.
however kevin rudd rejected the jirachi saying that it wasn't pure enough to become Felix Felicis
so i'm like wtf, gtfo nub and i shove kevin rudd into the blender along with jirachi chunks and i drink it...i then start having hallucinations.
There i was in a bathtub with 5 hot chicks at once.
unfortunately none of them were naked :(
then outta nowhere the K Rudd comes out my other end and steals the chicks :(
i get up but unfortunately i get hit by a random battle with a FREAKEN TONBERRY! OH SH*T!
WILL KEVIN RUDD STEAL MY CHICKS?
WILL CHUCK NORRIS BE SUMMONED?
IS THERE STILL ENOUGH TIME TO REACH MY FRIENDS HOUSE
To be continued...

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Story :)

The rainbow was shiny when i looked at it.
I NEVER would of thought it was so awesomely shiny and pretty =].
There was a boy looking at the rainbow and his name was John.
The boy was so smexy so I went up to him and said hi.
The boy John replied with a lame pick up line.
I replied, "Dumbass, anyway do you like the rainbow? I heard there are awesome things on the the side ^_^."
I said, "Ohh really, lets go check it out. Hopefully there is nice candy which we could both chew on all day long" =]
The two boys started on their journey and suddenly the dangerous monster the Dankosaur just appeared outta nowhere. John was so brave and cool he used his awesome burp to make the monster dizzy and fall on the other boy.
As the other boy was experienced in handling these things, he knew immediately on impact that the Dankosaur was a female.
He then got up and farted in the monsters face because he felt like it and John joined in.
The Dankosaur crashed into the floor and with her enormous weight, split the earth into two. We looked inside the crack and we saw the Dankosaur's mum and she was very hot and burning it up. (ROFL)
Also inside were some eggs which were cracking and OMG Dankosaur babies.
I think there was a baby that looked like me :O

Written by John Nguyen& Thai Nguyen :D

Friday, October 23, 2009

Photography class was probably the best class I've had all week :D. Alvin started questioning me about tampons while Diem started questioning me about when guys get horny!?!?!?! Yeh man felt like i was the smartest person alive.


(Oh and if anyone has any idea what a designer vibrator is can they tell me :D)

Monday, October 19, 2009

exams!

Such rapture, such joy, huzzah for exams :D Due to the sudden beginning of exams we simply cbf posting anything till they're over...and if you're looking at this you should probably be studying...you procrastinator! Nah jokes, we procrastinate too :)

Oh yeah I beat thai, brendon, wilson, andrew and johnny in IPT ^^
(Way to boost my ego :D)

...NOW GO STUDY! :P

Friday, October 16, 2009

EPIC STORY BRO :D CHAPTER 1.

I was once walking down the roads of Fairfield.
I woke up to find out that my haircut looks like calvin's (its goddamn freaky)
And then i went and brushed my teeth.
I was also checking out the size of my package, it sucks being asian.
Then i went to check if my Magic deck was still intact. [Red deck pwns b*tch!(personally i think blue deck is best :D)]
I then took a shower.
I don't need shampoo, my hair is too short.
But i used the time in the shower to reflect on how much i am a pervert .
Curse erectile tissue.
Then, I started to do my daily workout of 200 pushups.
I followed up with working out my forearm muscles using a long pole (if you catch my drift ;D)
Damn, I just realised I was going to be late to my friends house.
So I phoned Kevin Rudd and asked if he could stop time for me.
Of course being the man he is, he told me if we wanted more time to have sex we would have to...
go find a leprechaun and squish it into felix felics (how do you think they REALLY made it?)!
So the epic quest for the leprechaun begun...

CAN THIS PERSON FIND THAT LEPRECHAUN?
CAN HE MAKE IT IN TIME TO HIS "FRIENDS HOUSE"?
Chapter 2 comming soon :)

Thursday, October 15, 2009

I'm so sad I stole this from my bebo blog :)

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Acrostic Poem :)

Jumps like a frog
Makes me feel loved
Acts like a gay fag
Cause hes J-MAC :)

Man I'm so gay xP

Monday, October 12, 2009

ALPHABET FOR GAMES :)

Alliance
Ban
Cheap cunt xD, Clan
Dead
E1337
F
Gtfo
Hacker
Inventory
J
Killing Spree
Lets see what you got noob!
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Sunday, October 11, 2009

THE EPIC ALHPABET :)

THIS IS THE MOST EPIC ALPHABET EVER, It only contains epic things :D
Anne, Adventure Quest
BIG W! Beyblades
Calvin's Mum <3
Drugs
EPIC!
Family Guy, FUN!
Gunz, Girls :D, GUNBOUND, Gaming
Hugs, Hello Kitty
Infinite HP HACKS
Jimmy ZHU!
KOLODZIEJ!
Lara Bingle, Love Story
Masturbation
Nigahiga
OVER 9000!
Pokemon
Quidditch
Really Hot chicks
SEX
Tampons
Unicorns
Viagra, Victoria's Secret
W
X
Yu-Gi-Oh
Z
We need help to finish. Any suggestions :)

Saturday, October 10, 2009

BASEBALL OR SOMETHING ELSE

In a game of baseball or softball, once a player has hit the ball he runs around the bases. 1st base, 2nd base 3rd base and finally home plate (4th plate). The runner (person who runs around the bases) can get out at anyone of these plates leaving them in shame. Sometimes the batter doesn't even make it to 1st base!

But recently I have heard some disturbing things. When people talk about bases it means something completely different :O. When my good old friend WILSON TRAN brought the topic up on our train ride to Minto. It got me curious so I went to investigate. Where else would I go to but my good friends Jmac and Wilson!

Eh? says:
*dude first is only making out
Thai says:
*1st lbase
*is
*hardest
*to reach
*though
**base
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*ohhhhh
*making out
*well I dunno
Eh? says:
*second
Thai says:
*i mean
*you know
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*israaq said
Eh? says:
*is 'hand'
Thai says:
*when the batter bats
*its hard
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*first base was errm
Eh? says:
*third is 'blow'
Thai says:
*to run to first
Eh? says:
*home is SEX
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*french kissing :S
Thai says:
*LIKE
*PENATRATION :P
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*eurgh
Eh? says:
*it is
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*YES
*WAIT
*no third is too
*YOU HAVE TO SAY
*there's a special word for it
*SOME WORD THEN PENETRATION
Eh? says:
*isn't penetration second?
*french kissing falls under making out
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*second?
Eh? says:
*dw...8-)
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*yes yes
*that's why
*it has to be
*something penetration
*some special word
*that actually specifies
*it's THIS TO THAT
Eh? says:
*dude
*its easy
*first is dry sex essentially
*second isn't
*third is even worse
*home is obvious
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*maybe you should relate it to meals instead
*wait
*that doesn't work
*well I dunno
*WHOEVER INVENTED THIS CRAP IS RETARDED
OMGOSH ITS ABOUT SEX and i was curious to find out more :)
Eh? says:
*relate it to pokemon
(ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:
*POKEMON D:
Eh? says:
*when you vsing the elite four.


Friday, October 9, 2009

Before the Epic Day :D

Before the Epic Day at J-Macs house begun...
Me and Wilson got on different carriages and started fighting ^^
Kenny came and started fighting about Gunz
On the train we started fighting about which girl has the biggest "rack" :O
At glenfield station we started to fight over what we should bring to J-Mac's house.
On the train from Glenfield-Minto me and Kenny were fighting because I wouldn't tell him what 1st base was.
At Minto station me Wilson and Kenny were fighting over control over my phone.
At Minto Asian Grocery Store we fought over to buy him Burgerman or some cheap copy of Oreo
And finally at Minto station there was a jackhammer drilling through the bridge and it sounded like a machine gun. So we pretended to be mock fighting :D

Before the Epic Day :D

Epic Day

So yesterday I invited Thai, Kenny and Wilson over to my house, but right before that i had to go to the freaken dentist all the way in Baulkham Hills and he put bands back on my braces -_- Then Thai, Wilson and Kenny got to the station early so I was a bit late to pick them up and they bought stuff from the asian shop in Minto, anyway we finally got to my house and ergh we tried playing Halo 2 but turns out you can only co-op with two people so we started playing Starwars Battlefront 2 and unfortunately my current TV died some time ago and we had to use this smaller TV and since it was cut up into 4 small screens you could barely see anything but we played the story mode then a bit of instant action. Then Thai decided to go hijack my computer so we all joined him and he started 'flirting' with Kyleen until he gave it away. I then put on the webcam and she put on hers and Wilson kept hiding from the webcam (photogenic asian --') then we put on the mic and started playing my epic music yo ^^ can't really remember what happend then :P After that we played 2v2 Halo 2 and my bro joined in on that...(splatter ftw) and then Thai said he had tutor -_- so i had to run with him to the station so he could catch the right train, then sprint back (uphill) to go get Wilson and Kenny and we played SSX 3 a little while and we just walked to the station and I walked back. So yeah thats my epic day :)

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

When I grow up I want to be..

So today I realised something. My ambitions and dreams have all changed. In year 2 I made a speech about wanting to be an astronaut, a teacher, a carpenter and a zookeeper all at the same time. When I said my speech that day, my teacher laughed at me saying I was too ambitious which is a shame :(. Anyway right now when I grow up, I wanna be a game show host! I mean have you seen them all? They are like full rich and they dress so cool and (there are also the hot chicks but you know I so totally don't care about that!) not to mention the fans! So yeh I wanna be a gameshow host now.


Post in the cbox thingo what you wanna be when you grow up so I can laugh at your ridiculous jobs :)

Monday, October 5, 2009

Top 6 Priorities

These are our top 6 priorities !

Josephs :D

a) games

b) chicks

c) homework

d) study

e) chores

f) getting a life

Mine!
a) Girls ;P
b) Nukezone
c) Study
d) Homework
e) Food!

bittermelon -_-

wassup, my day today was... long :L Went to yum cha with my family and cousin, seriously all my dad eats at yum cha is sui mai and some har gao...then the shop ran outta sui mai xD Then I got home and did nothing for the next six hours till my mum made dinner. She made this bittermelon thing with some meat inside, at first she cut it up into pieces so i couldn't realise it was bittermelon and i ate it and started wondering what that weird taste was in my mouth. Then the full blast of bittermelon flavour got me and i gagged on my food and nearly threw up :( My dad seeing my reaction did not even attempt to try the bittermelon thingy and i forced my bro to try it...he had like a SHRED of it and had a very disgusted reaction too :D NEVER eat bittermelon... its like hell in your mouth :P

Btw thai, my priority list is better than yours! at least i put homework before study xD

12 letters :D

Can't believe I'm doing this but yeh here it goes :D

1. Well I can talk about you all day. We've been best friends for YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEAR (you get the point :D) But more recently campaigned for SRC together and I have to say you did a great job i owe you a lot (eg. lost stationary)
2. If you come across this blog please don't hurt me. You have changed quite a bit and I liked the older you better. However, you still retained your awesomeness and that cake you baked me was really nice!
3. Wow, I haven't known you for long but we've been through a lot eh? I know we will be friends forever and such. You are nice but have a disgraceful addiction to Taylor Swift and sideburns :O. Oh and if you ever come across this blog and read this entry, YOU'RE LOSING MORALE GET BACK ON NUKEZONE :O.
4. To my dearest love expert, grandaughter, sister... (everyone thing else). Thanks for being there for those talks i used to bug you with. And also those annoying things I've put you through (Alvin Yap :D)
5. Ok, I remember when I first met you on the train station. You were all full smiley and waving while I was thinking "whoah shes on crack." Throughout the year we've formed a sorta weird relationship and OMGOSH DID YOU KNOW MY MUM KNOWS YOUR MUM?!?!?!? Thats so weird :P
6. This year I think we've gotten a lot closer. Your crushing hugs and abilities to make every person you hug seem like a doll amaze me :D. Although you have a unusual attraction for the "back door" and a retarded priority list, I like you ^^
7. Wow you're like really cool. And like certain people say you do talk a lot (which you do), but thats ok cause I don't really talk much so it balances out right :O. There are some cases where people doubt your womanliness (is that a word?) and I do too sometimes, AHAHAH just kidding :P
PS: You give good hugs :D
8. OK ITS YOUR TURN. YOU'RE A FRIGGIN STUPID IDIOT WHO DOESN'T DESERVE WHAT HES GOT AND SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE :D. Nah man, you're like my portable conscience and I would replace it with my own if you could. Ill always remember you most probably as my 15th time ex gay husband :D.
9. To my friend who I've got really close to. You really don't care about anyones feelings and you tell it like it is (which is so cool). You probably have been the person who told me the most times that im "faggy" or "gay" which as many people say has made me a better person although many people would say (if they knew who you are) Thai you suck xD. I have to thank you for that :P
10. To Big W :D. We've been like friends, best friends, gangstar buddies and not really friends but still friends. Also, your not fat man, even my sister said so. She said you were pretty hot as well so i dunno ;)(I think she likes you). More recently, you helped me study for IPT which might have gotten me a pass!
11. Ok there's you :D The bestest, nicest, tallest and much more stuff sister I have. I can tell you anything and you would listen and give the best advice ever. Whenever I feel sad, I can talk to you about it and you always make me feel better. All in all probably the most perfectest person ever :P (Guys, if you ever read this and figure who this is, I advise you to go for her)
12. Ok I'll make your one short to match your height :P. I trust you 100% no matter what. And since im gonna lose my balls soon there is no way im gonna waste my time on your section.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Eels lost :(

Omggg, storm won 23-16 i'm so sad :( although i kinda expected that storm would win and the try at 49 minutes by melbourne was pretty epic ^^'' The stupid thing is my TV's sound died during the entire match and magically came alive again after the match, and I also missed out on the first thirty minutes cos of Truong. I guess Thai is happy that storm won xD

NATHAN'S GETTING MARRIED :O

Today, or yesterday night I had the weirdest dream ever. So there I was standing next to Nathan who was in a suit looking good. Then that weird music started to play, you know the one when the bride walks down the aisle. But after waiting about 30 seconds no bride came down the aisle. Nathan then started talking to me...
This is what happened (roughly)
"Thai where is she"
"I'm not sure, I saw her today"
"Thai you're like my best man man! DO SOMETHING!"
"No shes your fiancé you do something"
Then Nathan gave me his special 5-shots-in-the-balls attack and I crashed on the floor. As I was passing out in my dream I thought I heard faintly the song "I write sins not tragedies-Panic at the Disco."

Man thats probably the 2nd most memorable dream I have ever had.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Mr Payne's IPT Party

Last period of the day yesterday, IPT had a party yay!
It was sorta fail because no one except for the girls knew we were going to have a party. While the girls were massing down food, all the guys were playing cs. When Mr. Payne finally noticed that we were playing cs he told us off. Being the wise man Mr. Payne is, he said something about IQ being lowered with playing violent games. He also suggested other NON-VIOLENT games that we should play such as Wii Tennis, Wii Bowling, Wii Golf and many more. J Mac made a point saying that those games don't promote teamwork unlike his Super Smash Bros. game which Mr. Payne classified as violent. So anyway disregarding what Mr. Payne said about IQ and violent games, all the boys continued to play their cs while he played cards with the girls in our class.

And also, we got our flash interactive assignments back. Me and J Mac got 12 outta 15 :( That sorta sucks. Ah well at least we didn't come last. Heres the epic video :D




(And also, commerce major class, you guys fail at cs :P)