Sterotypes

HAVE YOU EVER IMAGINED WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A GIRL, A GUY OR A TB?
Editor's note: TB is not Tuberculosis as thought of in many civilized groups.

Guys
There's a common belief in society that guys are horny 24/7 and are extremely aggressive however, if observed in their natural habitat, it can be seen that it is in fact...exactly as people think. What some people don't know is that guys sometimes get hungry as well.
I HAVE A SOURCE... Probably not reliable but he was good at DotA
"Guys flirt, by being aggressive! It's natural."
"When a guy says 'come at me' in a mean tone it actually means 'come hug me babe'

Deep stuff right there.

Joseph's drinking Apple Mango Coconut Juice.

Girls
Are pretty and and smell nice and and and have a nice personality and and when they hit you it hurts and leaves a boobie. Joseph thinks i'm describing Kyleen but it's actually all girls really. By the way did you know he's single? :D Plus girls tend to be short. Not much to say here which is a good thing because the less things we say means the less things we complain about :)


THE TB
Concealed beneath the eyeliner, the fish scales and the whipped cream is an insecure and small fishcake. They reside in a sugar cone full of love and care which they keep for themselves and never share with people like me. :(
Note: Don't be fooled by the caramel swirl on top and the shiny ribbon on the outside. Once you break open the first few layers there's tuna fish AND WE ALL KNOW THAT TUNA FISH STINKS :P
These feelings (the fleshy bit of the fish) are beyond understanding. Years of extensive research have produced nothing trying to analyze the motive behind tbs and as to why they act this way. No other animal on earth appears to act the same way as tbs. Tbs are a mystery that will continue to baffle society time and time again.
The next thing you see here will taint your eyes. This isn't a tb. It's a far far distant relative. If you're brave enough scroll down...you'll get a suprise :D . If not it's cool won't judge you.

And now something to revive your spirit, a sexy sexy picture of Wilson.

P.S. Camp sucked, hard.

ARE YOU A NOOB?

Do you have problems with online gaming? Do you find yourself pointlessly jumping in FPS games, or running in circles in DotA or TKing in gunbound? Fear not, we have the perfect guide that will teach you how not to be a noob!

Even if you don't think you're a noob, read this anyway. Reminisce about the glory days where you were getting annihilated for expressing your noobness and enjoy reading this. Extensive research was put into this SO IT'S 100% ACCURATE. NO IFs BUTs OR MAYBEs! (no pun intended) :D

Rule 1: People who afk aren't necessarily noobs... they actually might have a valid excuse like "my wife is in labor" or "my dad sat on my computer"

Rule 2: Hide behind the pros. When choosing a team to join in a match, join the side with the most pros as you can easily hide behind them. This may seem like a cheap tactic, but it is the easiest way to ensure a victory.

Rule 3: If you get called a noob and start trash talking then you're twice the noob you were before that moment.

Rule 4: Refrain from 1337 speak. You think you may come off as smart, but in reality when you say "1 1337 h4><0|2" you look like you've been denied a proper education and functioning keyboard.

Rule 5: Don't be depressed if people called you a noob. Everyone was a noob at some point in their life so it's ok to be a noob for the first month or two.

Rule 6: Always refer to people online as a male, there is a 99.99% a girl avatar is being controlled by a dude (GIRL - Guy in Real Life). Under no circumstances should you believe you're talking to a chick in an online game, because you will only get laughed at.

Rule 7: Chicks generally don't like guys who game... especially noobs. Don't go telling the world you play a certain game until you're almost the best.

Rule 8: If seeking revenge against another noob, you do not necessarily have to kill them by yourself. Get a whole group of people to pwn them and you will have redeemed yourself. If you try to kill them by yourself and fail, you will appear as an even bigger noob.

Rule 9: Be proud of being a noob! It shows that you're willing to put in the time and commitment to make games easier to win and more amusing to play.

Rule 10: If you're playing a MMORPG, you do not need to pay attention to any of these rules. Just grind. GRIND 'TILL YOUR FINGERS FALL OFF!

THE GOLDEN RULE (Rule 11): KSing IS NOT NOOB! IT JUST SHOWS A DEEP AND RIDICULOUS DESIRE TO GET KILLS YOU DON'T DESERVE.

The End :)