HALLOWEEEN WOOO

Sorry for absence. You know Year 12 and work... Yeah right we're just mucking around. So anyway here is our rare interview with Dracula!

Interviewer:Hello Dracula. I hope Halloween this night has been alright for you.
Are there more tricks or treats tonight?

Dracula:I vant to suck your BLAAAAAAA-ck licorice. I don't know about tricks or treats, but I do know some of the costumes here suck.

Interviewer: I see you're enjoying those treats Dracula. Can i have any?

Dracula: Are you 600+ years old? I thought not. You can have some in the afterlife.

Interviewer: Dracula you haven't changed since the last time we met! What is that there you got in that hand? Seems like blue blood. Going for a different angle this year?

Dracula: My agents tell me the whole "red blood dripping from your teeth thing" is kinda out right now, and I should instead wear sparkles in my hair. I said screw that crap, I'll make my own gimmick. Blue blood - the blood for real gangsters.

Interviewer: Surely Dracula youre not a gangster. I mean are you going to an after party?

Dracula: No of course not, I'm staying home and smiting some n00bs on DotA- oh wait, that's right I'm not a virgin! Dude I am the life and soul of any party...metaphorically. But to answer your question, no I have to stay home. Mum says I have to drink my blood like a good boy.

(interviewer comes closer)
Interviewer: Between you and me, is there any "candy" you would like to share with me?

Dracula: In all my afterlife I have never batted for that team.

Interviewer: Dracula before we wrap up this short interview with you. Is there anything you would like to say to our fans tuning in tonight?

Dracula: Donate blood...generously. VERY GENEROUSLY, SERIOUSLY I HAVEN'T EATEN IN WEEKS GUYZ.



Why does Dracula hate humans?

A Quick Tribute

As you may, or may not know, Steve Jobs has passed away after a struggle with pancreatic cancer. Now I am not a huge fan of Apple with its overpriced technology that serves as only something nice to look at, but I would be lying if I said that Apple hasn't impacted on my life and many others around me. The Macintosh was one of the first PCs I owned and I still have it stored away in the attic in perfect condition, complete with its astonishing 1 mb of RAM. In primary school, I learnt the basics to computers through Macs with Mac OS X which has aided me throughout life. And one of my first prized possessions was my 32 gb classic iPod that I would watch Yu-Gi-Oh GX on all the time (before it got smashed).

These priceless experiences and memories (which I would not trade for anything) is down to one brilliant man; Steve Jobs, the co-founder of Apple and the man who has brought with him in his lifetime gifts that have touched and shaped the lives of millions. Steve Jobs was the backbone of Apple, and his work will continue to live on in not only Apple, but through all of us.

I leave you a final thought:

It looks like the people at Apple will be out of "Jobs".

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- J Mac