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Thursday, December 29, 2011

DARE :D

Another game!
Rules: Has to be something over msn. That is all

Names of people are in asterisks for privacy reasons :D

ROUND 1.
Me: I dare you to ask kenny what song he sings in the shower

J Mac:hey you there?

****:hey man was showring hahha
J Mac:LOL speak of the devil. do you sing in the shower?
****:LOL depends
AHAHA.usually rap, LOL why?

J Mac:what do you usually sing/rap?

****
HAHHAa
****:
eminem
****:
lil crazed
****:
howcome? LOL
****:
blogging?

J Mac:
any specific song bro?

****:
eminem- when im gone
****:
lil crazed- everytime we touch?


Round 2
J Mac:
I dare you, to take the dumbest luvo ever, then send it to... *** for a score out of 10.

This defines sexy.

me:
hey
can you do me a favour?

****:
i guess?

Me:
can you look at this luvo i just made and rate it out of 10 please?

****:
rate?!
but thats mean
LOL

me:
do it please

****:
whats 10?

me:
extremely sexy

****:
er
err 7-8?
LOL

me:
thank you


Round 3

J Mac:
hey ****
wanna hear something groovy?

****:
yes yes
:D
J Mac:
45% of boyfriends wish their girlfriends had bigger boobs
shocking innit?

****:
:O
45%!
that's so much

J Mac:
yeah it truly is

****:
would you want that?

J Mac:
no of course not

****:
good
(Y)
then you can come recommended
would you ever ask a girl to rate you?

J Mac :
maybe :^)
why do you ask?

****:
oh nothing
:)

J Mac:
i'm sure it is :D


Round 4 was requested not to be posted so we didn't.

Round 5

J Mac:
freckles make people cute yeah?
so how come you don't have any?

****:
freckles?
LOL
and u sound like thai
HAHA..

J Mac:
...neveeer

****:
ok
and thai just randomly popped up
this is very
suspicious..

J Mac:
*...

Just to let you folks know... there were others but it really went downhill after that

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Christmas Fun

Christmas eve is a time for fun folks. So what better way to have fun than with a little competition?


THE COMPETITION
We have to make a girl say "LOL", "LMAO", "HAHA" etc in caps.
We only get one line in (which is seven words) after each response from a girl.
First one to make the girl laugh wins the round.
Whoever wins the most rounds wins.

Round One
Blitzen says (11:26 PM):
HAAH
Father Joseph says (11:26 PM):
Heeey anna
- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):
hey garfield
- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):
what's up?
- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):
whose this other person?
Blitzen says (11:26 PM):
thai :(
Father Joseph says (11:26 PM):
Did you know thai is fat?
- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):
oh hi thai
- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):
:O
- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):
HE IS?!?
- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):
last time i saw him
- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):
he was skinny
- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):
so are you sure?
Father Joseph says (11:27 PM):
KFC, one helluva food
Blitzen says (11:27 PM):
yeah thats me. thanks for the compliment!
- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):
- Rudolph says (11:28 PM):
so...
- Rudolph says (11:28 PM):
what's up?
Blitzen says (11:28 PM):
well its christmas time soon :D
- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):
OH YES
- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):
I AM SOOO EXCITED
Father Joseph says (11:29 PM):
Anna where are you atm?
- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):
i'm at home
- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):
you?
Father Joseph says (11:30 PM):
Shouldn't you be sitting on a tree?
- Rudolph says (11:30 PM):
why?
- Rudolph says (11:30 PM):
^o)
Father Joseph says (11:30 PM):
Cause angels are at the top :D
Blitzen says (11:31 PM):
psst... you're at the top anna
- Rudolph says (11:31 PM):
AWWWWWWW
- Rudolph says (11:31 PM):
you guys are so sweet
- Rudolph says (11:31 PM):
:)
- Rudolph says (11:32 PM):
santa will definitely give you something neat
Father Joseph says (11:33 PM):
That's a tie folks.
Blitzen says (11:33 PM):
not a thai but a tie
:(

Tie (Not Thai)


Round Two
Blitzen says (11:42 PM):
YO WASSUP GUYS
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:42 PM):
lol
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:42 PM):
why did u try again
Father Joseph says (11:43 PM):
Hey shannen
Blitzen says (11:43 PM):
youre supposed to say "hi" in return.
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:45 PM):
LOL
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:45 PM):
Hi guys!
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:45 PM):
what's upppp
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):
oh wait
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):
nvm
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):
ure blogging
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):
LOLOOL
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):
ok
Father Joseph says (11:46 PM):
sad face.
Blitzen says (11:46 PM):
what?
Blitzen says (11:46 PM):
LOl
Blitzen says (11:46 PM):
HAHAH
Blitzen says (11:46 PM):
HAHAEOHFIWSOGHISURgh
- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):
sad face??
Blitzen says (11:46 PM):
HAHAH
Blitzen says (11:46 PM):
HAHAH
Blitzen says (11:46 PM):
HAPPY FACE :D

Winner: Thai


Round Three
Blitzen says (11:49 PM):
greeting danica
Father Joseph says (11:49 PM):
Sup
[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):
er
[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):
hi guys
Father Joseph says (11:50 PM):
A man walks into a bar... ouch
[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):
a blonde walks into a bar
[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):
ouch
Blitzen says (11:50 PM):
what do i say now?
[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:51 PM):
is this your way oif pick up line-ing?
Father Joseph says (11:51 PM):
Thai couldn't pick up a dog
[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:51 PM):
LOL
Father Joseph says (11:51 PM):
VICTORY
Father Joseph says (11:52 PM):
*plays eye of the tiger*
Blitzen says (11:52 PM):
I
Blitzen says (11:52 PM):
CANNOT
Blitzen says (11:52 PM):
BELIEVE IT..
Blitzen says (11:52 PM):
RAGE QUIT

Winner: J Mac


Round 4 (The Decider)
Blitzen says (11:57 PM):
hi debbie
Father Joseph says (11:57 PM):
heya
- nutcracker says (11:57 PM):
hi??
Blitzen says (11:58 PM):
so there's this fish on the road
Father Joseph says (11:58 PM):
did you hear the one about
- nutcracker says (11:59 PM):
nope
Father Joseph says (11:59 PM):
the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend
- nutcracker says (11:59 PM):
did he eat her
Blitzen says (12:00 AM):
nah he chopped her into bits
Father Joseph says (12:00 AM):
when is a car not a car?
- nutcracker says (12:01 AM):
when it turns into a driveway ?
- nutcracker says (12:01 AM):
:D
Father Joseph says (12:01 AM):
DAMN you're good (Y)
- nutcracker says (12:02 AM):
ooh AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
- nutcracker says (12:02 AM):
:D
Blitzen says (12:02 AM):
When is a circle not a circle?
Father Joseph says (12:02 AM):
merry christmas to you too :D
- nutcracker says (12:03 AM):
i dont know the circle one ><
Blitzen says (12:03 AM):
good because i just made it up :)
Father Joseph says (12:04 AM):
why does a chicken say buck buck?
- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):
cos it cant say dollar :S
- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):
i dont know LOL
Blitzen says (12:05 AM):
i cant
Blitzen says (12:05 AM):
believe
Blitzen says (12:05 AM):
you said that
Father Joseph says (12:05 AM):
COME ON!
Blitzen says (12:05 AM):
thought we were friends man
- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):
OH
Blitzen says (12:05 AM):
HAHA
- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):
2 dollars?!?!
- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):
:O
Blitzen says (12:05 AM):
come back by joseph
Blitzen says (12:05 AM):
:(
Blitzen says (12:05 AM):
gg well played hahah
Father Joseph says (12:05 AM):
GG son.

Winner: J Mac

The winner of the competition: J Mac
Commence the Christmas Party!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS (AGAIN)



Friday, December 23, 2011

Why Santa can't be a Girl

Ever seen a girl Santa? No? Good. Because girls would make an incredibly terrible Santa. Why I hear you ask, this is why:
  • There was originally 10 reindeer, the 9 you are familiar with: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph. And lets call the last one...Shannen. Now a woman went and killed Shannen because Shannen used her shampoo to clean her fur and make it silky smooth. (Girls suck with epic magical reindeer)
  • Women cannot pull off being sexy and fat at the same time whereas old men can
You know you wanna hit that thang.
  • Women only take.
  • Only guys like working with children.
Where all the children at?
  • Santa has to be an efficient worker.
  • Girls can't drive cars, how can they possibly drive a sleigh?
Sorry girls, you just aren't cut out to be the epicness that is Santa. But girls don't worry, you can ride in my sleigh tonight ;D

Merry Christmas!

P.S I saw this card and it reminded me of Alvin Yap.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

69 Words of Comfort and Wisdom :D

Yugioh
Bouncy
Loud
Humbug
Mug
Sprinkles
Plastic
Outrageous
Attractive
Irresistible
Monkey
Power
Stripe
Float
Tablet
Change
Banana
Hot
Receipt
Garbage
Sauce
Hot
Sauce
Boss
Alien
Microscopic
Cookie
Synonym
Perfume
Remember
Shiny
Chocolate
Paper
Raffle
Window
Time
Bear
Stick
Drop
Hundred
Muffins
Turtles
Powder
Smells
Final
Mathematics
Space
Vacuum
Butterfly
Mobile
Multiple
Compact
Chaos
Holes
Forget
Mouse