tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71161106203665358332012-02-16T22:24:22.532+11:00J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.comBlogger701100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-59240191035152961962011-12-29T21:32:00.004+11:002011-12-29T22:45:19.923+11:00<div style="text-align: left;">Another game!</div>Rules: Has to be something over msn. That is all<br /><br />Names of people are in asterisks for privacy reasons :D<br /><br />ROUND 1.<br />Me: I dare you to ask kenny what song he sings in the shower<br /><br />J Mac:hey you there?<br /><br />****:hey man was showring hahha<br />J Mac:LOL speak of the devil. do you sing in the shower?<br />****:LOL depends<br />AHAHA.usually rap, LOL why?<br /><br />J Mac:what do you usually sing/rap?<br /><br />****<br />HAHHAa<br />****:<br />eminem<br />****:<br />lil crazed<br />****:<br />howcome? LOL<br />****:<br />blogging?<br /><br />J Mac:<br />any specific song bro?<br /><br />****:<br />eminem- when im gone<br />****:<br />lil crazed- everytime we touch?<br /><br /><br />Round 2<br />J Mac:<br />I dare you, to take the dumbest luvo ever, then send it to... *** for a score out of 10.<div><br /></div><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cWmNN1zYbDI/TvxSfSfLF7I/AAAAAAAAADQ/Kb-wv9yG5EQ/s1600/Photo-0043.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cWmNN1zYbDI/TvxSfSfLF7I/AAAAAAAAADQ/Kb-wv9yG5EQ/s400/Photo-0043.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5691514726581475250" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>This defines sexy.</i></div><br />me:<br />hey<br />can you do me a favour?<br /><br />****:<br />i guess?<br /><br />Me:<br />can you look at this luvo i just made and rate it out of 10 please?<br /><br />****:<br />rate?!<br />but thats mean<br />LOL<br /><br />me:<br />do it please<br /><br />****:<br />whats 10?<br /><br />me:<br />extremely sexy<br /><br />****:<br />er<br />err 7-8?<br />LOL<br /><br />me:<br />thank you<br /><br /><br />Round 3<br /><br />J Mac:<br />hey ****<br />wanna hear something groovy?<br /><br />****:<br />yes yes<br />:D<br />J Mac:<br />45% of boyfriends wish their girlfriends had bigger boobs<br />shocking innit?<br /><br />****:<br />:O<br />45%!<br />that's so much<br /><br />J Mac:<br />yeah it truly is<br /><br />****:<br />would you want that?<br /><br />J Mac:<br />no of course not<br /><br />****:<br />good<br />(Y)<br />then you can come recommended<br />would you ever ask a girl to rate you?<br /><br />J Mac :<br />maybe :^)<br />why do you ask?<br /><br />****:<br />oh nothing<br />:)<br /><br />J Mac:<br />i'm sure it is :D<br /><br /><br />Round 4 was requested not to be posted so we didn't.<br /><br />Round 5<br /><br />J Mac:<br />freckles make people cute yeah?<br />so how come you don't have any?<br /><br />****:<br />freckles?<br />LOL<br />and u sound like thai<br />HAHA..<br /><br />J Mac:<br />...neveeer<br /><br />****:<br />ok<br />and thai just randomly popped up<br />this is very<br />suspicious..<br /><br />J Mac:<br />*...<br /><br />Just to let you folks know... there were others but it really went downhill after that</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-5924019103515296196?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-31102239597875698962011-12-24T23:25:00.003+11:002011-12-25T00:20:17.992+11:00Christmas eve is a time for fun folks. So what better way to have fun than with a little competition?<div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/05/19/rocky-clubber-staring.jpg" /> </div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b><span >THE COMPETITION</span></b></div><div>We have to make a girl say "LOL", "LMAO", "HAHA" etc in caps.</div><div>We only get one line in (which is seven words) after each response from a girl.</div><div>First one to make the girl laugh wins the round.</div><div>Whoever wins the most rounds wins.</div><div><br /><b>Round One</b></div><div><div>Blitzen says (11:26 PM):</div><div> HAAH</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:26 PM):</div><div> Heeey anna</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):</div><div> hey garfield</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):</div><div> what's up?</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):</div><div> whose this other person?</div><div>Blitzen says (11:26 PM):</div><div> thai :(</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:26 PM):</div><div> Did you know thai is fat?</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):</div><div> oh hi thai</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):</div><div> :O </div><div>- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):</div><div> HE IS?!?</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):</div><div> last time i saw him</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):</div><div> he was skinny</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):</div><div> so are you sure?</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:27 PM):</div><div> KFC, one helluva food</div><div>Blitzen says (11:27 PM):</div><div> yeah thats me. thanks for the compliment!</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):</div><div> </div><div>- Rudolph says (11:28 PM):</div><div> so...</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:28 PM):</div><div> what's up?</div><div>Blitzen says (11:28 PM):</div><div> well its christmas time soon :D</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):</div><div> OH YES</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):</div><div> I AM SOOO EXCITED</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:29 PM):</div><div> Anna where are you atm?</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):</div><div> i'm at home</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):</div><div> you?</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:30 PM):</div><div> Shouldn't you be sitting on a tree?</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:30 PM):</div><div> why?</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:30 PM):</div><div> ^o) </div><div>Father Joseph says (11:30 PM):</div><div> Cause angels are at the top :D</div><div>Blitzen says (11:31 PM):</div><div> psst... you're at the top anna </div><div>- Rudolph says (11:31 PM):</div><div> AWWWWWWW</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:31 PM):</div><div> you guys are so sweet</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:31 PM):</div><div> :)</div><div>- Rudolph says (11:32 PM):</div><div> santa will definitely give you something neat </div><div>Father Joseph says (11:33 PM):</div><div> That's a tie folks.</div><div>Blitzen says (11:33 PM):</div><div> not a thai but a tie</div><div> :(</div></div></div><div><br /></div><div><i>Tie (Not Thai)</i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>Round Two</b></div><div>Blitzen says (11:42 PM):</div><div> YO WASSUP GUYS</div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:42 PM):</div><div> lol</div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:42 PM):</div><div> why did u try again </div><div>Father Joseph says (11:43 PM):</div><div> Hey shannen</div><div>Blitzen says (11:43 PM):</div><div> youre supposed to say "hi" in return.</div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:45 PM):</div><div> LOL</div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:45 PM):</div><div> Hi guys!</div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:45 PM):</div><div> what's upppp</div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):</div><div> oh wait</div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):</div><div> nvm </div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):</div><div> ure blogging</div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):</div><div> LOLOOL</div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):</div><div> ok</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:46 PM):</div><div> sad face.</div><div>Blitzen says (11:46 PM):</div><div> what?</div><div>Blitzen says (11:46 PM):</div><div> LOl</div><div>Blitzen says (11:46 PM):</div><div> HAHAH</div><div>Blitzen says (11:46 PM):</div><div> HAHAEOHFIWSOGHISURgh</div><div>- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):</div><div> sad face??</div><div>Blitzen says (11:46 PM):</div><div> HAHAH</div><div>Blitzen says (11:46 PM):</div><div> HAHAH</div><div>Blitzen says (11:46 PM):</div><div> HAPPY FACE :D </div><div><br /></div><div><i>Winner: Thai</i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>Round Three</b></div><div><div>Blitzen says (11:49 PM):</div><div> greeting danica</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:49 PM):</div><div> Sup</div><div>[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):</div><div> er</div><div>[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):</div><div> hi guys</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:50 PM):</div><div> A man walks into a bar... ouch</div><div>[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):</div><div> a blonde walks into a bar</div><div>[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):</div><div> ouch</div><div>Blitzen says (11:50 PM):</div><div> what do i say now?</div><div>[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:51 PM):</div><div> is this your way oif pick up line-ing?</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:51 PM):</div><div> Thai couldn't pick up a dog</div><div>[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:51 PM):</div><div> LOL</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:51 PM):</div><div> VICTORY</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:52 PM):</div><div> *plays eye of the tiger*</div><div>Blitzen says (11:52 PM):</div><div> I</div><div>Blitzen says (11:52 PM):</div><div> CANNOT</div><div>Blitzen says (11:52 PM):</div><div> BELIEVE IT..</div><div>Blitzen says (11:52 PM):</div><div> RAGE QUIT</div></div><div><br /></div><div><i>Winner: J Mac</i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>Round 4 (The Decider)</b></div><div><div>Blitzen says (11:57 PM):</div><div> hi debbie</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:57 PM):</div><div> heya</div><div>- nutcracker says (11:57 PM):</div><div> hi??</div><div>Blitzen says (11:58 PM):</div><div> so there's this fish on the road</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:58 PM):</div><div> did you hear the one about</div><div>- nutcracker says (11:59 PM):</div><div> nope</div><div>Father Joseph says (11:59 PM):</div><div> the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend</div><div>- nutcracker says (11:59 PM):</div><div> did he eat her</div><div>Blitzen says (12:00 AM):</div><div> nah he chopped her into bits</div><div>Father Joseph says (12:00 AM):</div><div> when is a car not a car?</div><div>- nutcracker says (12:01 AM):</div><div> when it turns into a driveway ?</div><div>- nutcracker says (12:01 AM):</div><div> :D</div><div>Father Joseph says (12:01 AM):</div><div> DAMN you're good (Y)</div><div>- nutcracker says (12:02 AM):</div><div> ooh AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!</div><div>- nutcracker says (12:02 AM):</div><div> :D</div><div>Blitzen says (12:02 AM):</div><div> When is a circle not a circle?</div><div>Father Joseph says (12:02 AM):</div><div> merry christmas to you too :D</div><div>- nutcracker says (12:03 AM):</div><div> i dont know the circle one &gt;&lt;</div><div>Blitzen says (12:03 AM):</div><div> good because i just made it up :)</div><div>Father Joseph says (12:04 AM):</div><div> why does a chicken say buck buck?</div><div>- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):</div><div> cos it cant say dollar :S</div><div>- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):</div><div> i dont know LOL</div><div>Blitzen says (12:05 AM):</div><div> i cant</div><div>Blitzen says (12:05 AM):</div><div> believe</div><div>Blitzen says (12:05 AM):</div><div> you said that </div><div>Father Joseph says (12:05 AM):</div><div> COME ON!</div><div>Blitzen says (12:05 AM):</div><div> thought we were friends man</div><div>- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):</div><div> OH</div><div>Blitzen says (12:05 AM):</div><div> HAHA</div><div>- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):</div><div> 2 dollars?!?!</div><div>- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):</div><div> :O</div><div>Blitzen says (12:05 AM):</div><div> come back by joseph</div><div>Blitzen says (12:05 AM):</div><div> :(</div><div>Blitzen says (12:05 AM):</div><div> gg well played hahah</div><div>Father Joseph says (12:05 AM):</div><div> GG son.</div></div><div><br /></div><div><i>Winner: J Mac</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>The winner of the competition: <b>J Mac</b></div><div>Commence the Christmas Party!!</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>MERRY CHRISTMAS (AGAIN)</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://westernportdogclub.org.au/WPODC/sites/default/files/christmas.jpg" /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-3110223959787569896?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-55890553780470521262011-12-23T21:42:00.004+11:002011-12-24T14:23:30.040+11:00<div style="text-align: left;">Ever seen a girl Santa? No? Good. Because girls would make an incredibly terrible Santa. Why I hear you ask, this is why: </div><div><ul><li>There was originally 10 reindeer, the 9 you are familiar with: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph. And lets call the last one...Shannen. Now a woman went and killed Shannen because Shannen used her shampoo to clean her fur and make it <i>silky smooth</i>. (Girls suck with epic magical reindeer)</li></ul></div><div><ul><li>Women cannot pull off being sexy and fat at the same time whereas old men can</li></ul><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://sunnycoastkids.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/santa.jpg" style="text-align: left; "><img src="http://sunnycoastkids.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/santa.jpg" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 220px; height: 308px; " /></a>You know you wanna hit that thang.</div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><ul><li>Women only take.</li></ul></div><div style="text-align: left;"><ul><li>Only guys like working with children.</li></ul><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.michaeljacksonmoon.com/images/Michael-Jackson-cute.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Where all the children at?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><ul><li>Santa has to be an efficient worker. </li></ul></div><div style="text-align: left;"><ul><li>Girls can't drive cars, how can they possibly drive a sleigh?</li></ul><div>Sorry girls, you just aren't cut out to be the epicness that is Santa. But girls don't worry, you can ride in my sleigh tonight ;D</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span>Merry Christmas!</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span>P.S I saw this card and it reminded me of Alvin Yap.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-c52GT6cuJ7Y/TvR4XfVXKEI/AAAAAAAAADA/UQgHq0DVQAQ/s1600/Image0135.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-c52GT6cuJ7Y/TvR4XfVXKEI/AAAAAAAAADA/UQgHq0DVQAQ/s400/Image0135.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5689304574219200578" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-5589055378047052126?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-48326513557327472712011-12-21T00:26:00.002+11:002011-12-21T00:42:51.960+11:00Yugioh<br />Bouncy<br />Loud<br />Humbug<br />Mug<br />Sprinkles<br />Plastic<br />Outrageous<br />Attractive<br />Irresistible<br />Monkey<br />Power<br />Stripe<br />Float<br />Tablet<br />Change<br />Banana<br />Hot<br />Receipt<br />Garbage<br />Sauce<br />Hot<br />Sauce<br />Boss<br />Alien<br />Microscopic<br />Cookie<br />Synonym<br />Perfume<br />Remember<br />Shiny<br />Chocolate<br />Paper<br />Raffle<br />Window<br />Time<br />Bear<br />Stick<br />Drop<br />Hundred<br />Muffins<br />Turtles<br />Powder<br />Smells<br />Final<br />Mathematics<br />Space<br />Vacuum<br />Butterfly<br />Mobile<br />Multiple<br />Compact<br />Chaos<br />Holes<br />Forget<br />Mouse<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4832651355732747271?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-79922122150130392812011-10-31T22:31:00.004+11:002011-10-31T22:38:37.841+11:00Sorry for absence. You know Year 12 and work... Yeah right we're just mucking around. So anyway here is our rare interview with Dracula!<br /><br />Interviewer:Hello Dracula. I hope Halloween this night has been alright for you.<br />Are there more tricks or treats tonight?<br /><br />Dracula:I vant to suck your BLAAAAAAA-ck licorice. I don't know about tricks or treats, but I do know some of the costumes here suck.<br /><br />Interviewer: I see you're enjoying those treats Dracula. Can i have any?<br /><br />Dracula: Are you 600+ years old? I thought not. You can have some in the afterlife.<br /><br />Interviewer: Dracula you haven't changed since the last time we met! What is that there you got in that hand? Seems like blue blood. Going for a different angle this year?<br /><br />Dracula: My agents tell me the whole "red blood dripping from your teeth thing" is kinda out right now, and I should instead wear sparkles in my hair. I said screw that crap, I'll make my own gimmick. Blue blood - the blood for real gangsters.<br /><br />Interviewer: Surely Dracula youre not a gangster. I mean are you going to an after party?<br /><br />Dracula: No of course not, I'm staying home and smiting some n00bs on DotA- oh wait, that's right I'm not a virgin! Dude I am the life and soul of any party...metaphorically. But to answer your question, no I have to stay home. Mum says I have to drink my blood like a good boy.<br /><br />(interviewer comes closer)<br />Interviewer: Between you and me, is there any "candy" you would like to share with me?<br /><br />Dracula: In all my afterlife I have never batted for that team.<br /><br />Interviewer: Dracula before we wrap up this short interview with you. Is there anything you would like to say to our fans tuning in tonight?<br /><br />Dracula: Donate blood...generously. VERY GENEROUSLY, SERIOUSLY I HAVEN'T EATEN IN WEEKS GUYZ.<br /><br /><br /><br />Why does Dracula hate humans?<br /><br /><img src="file:///C:/Users/Trang/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.png" alt="" /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_YdX-ri3-qY/Tq6IlbLt4nI/AAAAAAAAACw/-eM-Bxnn1Hg/s1600/vampire.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 459px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_YdX-ri3-qY/Tq6IlbLt4nI/AAAAAAAAACw/-eM-Bxnn1Hg/s400/vampire.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5669619157439472242" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-7992212215013039281?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-61467082150289949532011-10-06T12:47:00.003+11:002011-10-06T13:24:01.155+11:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_B5s22TBZK8/To0M1xyS2OI/AAAAAAAAACg/8aKF-tJloUA/s1600/steve-jobs.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_B5s22TBZK8/To0M1xyS2OI/AAAAAAAAACg/8aKF-tJloUA/s400/steve-jobs.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5660194424711469282" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></a>As you may, or may not know, Steve Jobs has passed away after a struggle with pancreatic cancer. Now I am not a huge fan of Apple with its overpriced technology that serves as only something nice to look at, but I would be lying if I said that Apple hasn't impacted on my life and many others around me. The Macintosh was one of the first PCs I owned and I still have it stored away in the attic in perfect condition, complete with its astonishing 1 mb of RAM. In primary school, I learnt the basics to computers through Macs with Mac OS X which has aided me throughout life. And one of my first prized possessions was my 32 gb classic iPod that I would watch Yu-Gi-Oh GX on all the time (before it got smashed).<div><br /></div><div>These priceless experiences and memories (which I would not trade for anything) is down to one brilliant man; Steve Jobs, the co-founder of Apple and the man who has brought with him in his lifetime gifts that have touched and shaped the lives of millions. Steve Jobs was the backbone of Apple, and his work will continue to live on in not only Apple, but through all of us.</div><div><br /></div><div>I leave you a final thought:</div><div>It looks like the people at Apple will be out of "Jobs".</div><div><br /></div><div>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</div><div><br /></div><div>- J Mac</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_B5s22TBZK8/To0M1xyS2OI/AAAAAAAAACg/8aKF-tJloUA/s1600/steve-jobs.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-txaG3Iespto/To0RBS4n4VI/AAAAAAAAACo/_dZGjLGyh3c/s400/Darth%2BVader%2BEdit.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5660199020621455698" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 311px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-6146708215028994953?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-20554828450112393332011-09-23T22:34:00.003+10:002011-09-24T00:54:46.768+10:00Comments from our Princesses<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5PeZE3P9VP4/TnydNXhYwyI/AAAAAAAAACQ/vA8aMobK1xU/s1600/aa.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 179px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5PeZE3P9VP4/TnydNXhYwyI/AAAAAAAAACQ/vA8aMobK1xU/s400/aa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5655568085048410914" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Depiction of a sexy man.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-u0KOvv3XhAo/TnydmhestZI/AAAAAAAAACY/Rbz7UiD01sU/s1600/Final%2BImage%255B2%255D.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 315px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-u0KOvv3XhAo/TnydmhestZI/AAAAAAAAACY/Rbz7UiD01sU/s400/Final%2BImage%255B2%255D.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5655568517218219410" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />P.S. Bow ties are cool.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2055482845011239333?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-65104713089949144422011-09-19T21:38:00.002+10:002011-09-20T00:34:55.174+10:00WHY DO YOU LOVE YOUR PARENTS?<br />ME: Family is like a pizza. I love my pizza because it's more than just the base. It has the toppings and cheese as well! (My sisters dont like sauce so i didnt put that down!). My parents would be the crusts because they are plain and boring. When you first get to know them they're nice and crisp but as time goes on you realise that they're just rock hard.<br />Him: Rock hard sounds dirty. I love my family because it is special. But my parents...they are super uber special. Special because they are the only people in the world that can control the awesomeness that is me...that's 'bout it.<br /><br />WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR PARENTS?<br />They assume the worst every time<br />They feed you too much<br />They insist on watching the stupidest television programmes<br />They love you too much<br />They compare you with others<br />They lecture you on life<br />They lecture you on education<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-6510471308994914442?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-52427694608177047942011-09-04T23:52:00.002+10:002011-09-04T23:55:51.555+10:00Hi dudes! <br />What happens when you got an essay due the next day and you haven't started? <br />You just gotta blog right? :D <br />Thai says: <br /> about that <br /> i forghot <br />J Mac says: <br /> a girl would say that's cute <br /> i would say that's stupid <br />Thai says: <br /> lol <br /> stupid <br /> cute <br /> same thing <br /> most likely <br /> if youre cute <br /> youre stupid <br /> ;p <br /> unless youre wilson <br />J Mac says: <br /> well ain't that a slap in the face to a lot of girls <br />Thai says: <br /> well <br /> girls are sleeping at the moment <br /> so its ok <br />J Mac says: <br /> girls are like choc chip cookies <br /> they vary from one to the other but are all sweet inside <br />Thai says: <br /> WTF <br /> are you a walking pick up line book? <br /> J Mac says: <br /> smooth is my middle name <br />Thai says: <br /> girls are like my mums cooking <br /> burnt on the outside <br /> and disgusting on the inside <br /> J Mac says: <br /> crude humor <br /> girls are like hot chips <br />Thai says: <br /> err <br />J Mac says: <br /> each one is cut differently, but leave you warm on the inside <br />Thai says: <br /> LOL WHAT? <br /> girls are like my grandmas birthday presents for me <br /> open them <br /> rewrap them <br /> store them <br /> and never look at them again <br />J Mac says: <br /> girls are like fish <br /> easily frightened <br /> but with the right bait, will follow you <br />Thai says: <br /> girls are like grass <br /> take so long to grow <br /> and yet so easy to cut <br />J Mac says: <br /> girls are cool <br />Thai says: <br /> just gotta love em <br />i am bloggin this! <br /> <br />Cheap entry! <br />Girls - I have nothing to say :D <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-5242769460817704794?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-13761528607973632242011-06-23T20:13:00.006+10:002011-06-23T21:56:37.788+10:00Procrastination is not something you fit into your schedule, it is not something you plan doing, it is a way of life.What is procrastination?<br />Encarta dictionaries defines procrastinating as: to postpone doing something, especially as a regular practice.<br /><br />Why we procrastinate?<br />The term procrastination has been around since the time of the Trojan War. Hector is the man who invented procrastination. If he had ordered his men to continue to aggravate the Greeks more, Troy would have won but DUE TO HIS CONSTANT "LOVE" FOR HIS WIFE , a big wooden horse was let in and that meant <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">GG</span> to the people of Troy.<br />As shown in this example:<br />procrastination=fun, enjoyable relaxing<br />side effects= evil horse with people inside kill everything while procrastination occurs<br /><br />How to procrastinate?<br />-Walking away from your work space and then just going to fridge and looking inside, then going back to your work space. Repeat this about a million times.<br />- Staring at the ceiling giving every speck of dirt a name<br />-PEN ROTATION! [You know you love it]<br />-Having staring contests with stuffed animals<br />-Spinning in your chair<br />-Imagining you're with the best looking girl in the world... or even better Pretending what it would be like to be sleeping with the best looking girl in the world.<br /><br />When would you not procrastinate?<br />... NEVER!<br /><br />To express the phenomenon of procrastination, we expressed it in the only way possible, through a curve... and if you're wondering when you are actually procrastinating too much...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HH4uxNK45Ak/TgMop9IrcrI/AAAAAAAAACI/Is8ZgidxDWw/s1600/Procrastination%2Bcurve.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 397px; height: 190px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HH4uxNK45Ak/TgMop9IrcrI/AAAAAAAAACI/Is8ZgidxDWw/s400/Procrastination%2Bcurve.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5621381461139223218" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-1376152860797363224?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-76285631927051654012011-05-27T21:34:00.009+10:002011-05-30T20:34:30.670+10:00<span style="font-family:arial;">HAVE YOU EVER IMAGINED WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A GIRL, A GUY OR A TB?<br />Editor's note: TB is not Tuberculosis as thought of in many civilized groups.<br /><br />Guys<br />There's a co</span><span style="font-family:arial;">mmon belief in society that guys are horny 24/7 and are extremely aggressive however, if observed in their natural habitat, it can be seen that it is in fact...exactly as peo</span><span style="font-family:arial;">ple think. What some people don't know is that guys sometimes get hungry as well.<br />I HAVE A SOURCE... Probably not reliable but he was good at DotA<br />"Guys flirt, by being aggressive! It's natural."<br />"When a guy says 'come at me' in a mean tone it actually means 'come hug me babe'<br /><br />Deep stuff right there.<br /><br />Joseph's drinking Apple Mango Coconut Juice.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Girls<br />Are pretty and and smell nice and and and have a nice personality and and when they hit you it hurts and leaves a boobie. Joseph thinks i'm describing Kyleen but it's actually all girls really. By the way did you know he's single? :D Plus girls tend to be short. Not much to say here which is a good thing because the less things we say means the less things we complain about :)<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">THE TB<br />Concealed beneath the eyeliner, the fish scales and the whipped cream is an insecure and small fishcake. They reside in a sugar cone full of love and care which they keep for themselves and never share with people like me. :(<br />Note: Don't be fooled by the caramel swirl on top and the shiny ribbon on the outside. Once you break open the first few layers there's tuna fish AND WE ALL KNOW THAT TUNA FISH STINKS :P<br />These feelings (the fleshy bit of the fish) are beyond understanding. Years of extensive research have produced nothing trying to analyze the motive behind tbs and as to why they act this way. No other animal on earth appears to act the same way as tbs. Tbs are a mystery that will continue to baffle society time and ti</span><span style="font-family:arial;">me again.<br />The next thing you see here will taint your eyes. This isn't a tb. It's a far far distant relative. If you're brave enough scroll down...you'll get a suprise :D . If not it's cool won't judge you.<br /><br /></span><div><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kGBl-G-ROw4/TeNu92Mh7eI/AAAAAAAAABs/UZQ_XEi-exs/s1600/TB.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 168px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kGBl-G-ROw4/TeNu92Mh7eI/AAAAAAAAABs/UZQ_XEi-exs/s320/TB.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612451569432915426" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span><div><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span">And now something to revive your spirit, a sexy sexy picture of Wilson.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nRWOURyRmiM/TeNwAYDBVJI/AAAAAAAAAB0/8MtENJmTvQU/s320/P1020666.JPG" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612452712391201938" border="0" /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>P.S. Camp sucked, hard.</div><div><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-7628563192705165401?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-43571617006821943042011-05-20T16:26:00.004+10:002011-05-20T17:10:06.065+10:00Do you have problems with online gaming? Do you find yourself pointlessly jumping in FPS games, or running in circles in DotA or TKing in gunbound? Fear not, we have the perfect guide that will teach you how not to be a noob!<br /><br />Even if you don't think you're a noob, read this anyway. Reminisce about the glory days where you were getting annihilated for expressing your noobness and enjoy reading this. Extensive research was put into this SO IT'S 100% ACCURATE. NO IFs BUTs OR MAYBEs! (no pun intended) :D<br /><br />Rule 1: People who afk aren't necessarily noobs... they actually might have a valid excuse like "my wife is in labor" or "my dad sat on my computer"<br /><br />Rule 2: Hide behind the pros. When choosing a team to join in a match, join the side with the most pros as you can easily hide behind them. This may seem like a cheap tactic, but it is the easiest way to ensure a victory.<br /><br />Rule 3: If you get called a noob and start trash talking then you're twice the noob you were before that moment.<br /><br />Rule 4: Refrain from 1337 speak. You think you may come off as smart, but in reality when you say "1 1337 h4&gt;&lt;0|2" you look like you've been denied a proper education and functioning keyboard.<br /><br />Rule 5: Don't be depressed if people called you a noob. Everyone was a noob at some point in their life so it's ok to be a noob for the first month or two.<br /><br />Rule 6: Always refer to people online as a male, there is a 99.99% a girl avatar is being controlled by a dude (GIRL - Guy in Real Life). Under no circumstances should you believe you're talking to a chick in an online game, because you will only get laughed at.<br /><br />Rule 7: Chicks generally don't like guys who game... especially noobs. Don't go telling the world you play a certain game until you're almost the best.<br /><br />Rule 8: If seeking revenge against another noob, you do not necessarily have to kill them by yourself. Get a whole group of people to pwn them and you will have redeemed yourself. If you try to kill them by yourself and fail, you will appear as an even bigger noob.<br /><br />Rule 9: Be proud of being a noob! It shows that you're willing to put in the time and commitment to make games easier to win and more amusing to play.<br /><br />Rule 10: If you're playing a MMORPG, you do not need to pay attention to any of these rules. Just grind. GRIND 'TILL YOUR FINGERS FALL OFF!<br /><br />THE GOLDEN RULE (Rule 11): KSing IS NOT NOOB! IT JUST SHOWS A DEEP AND RIDICULOUS DESIRE TO GET KILLS YOU DON'T DESERVE.<br /><br />The End :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4357161700682194304?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-45135052455959454922011-03-10T20:56:00.003+11:002011-12-25T23:27:23.563+11:00Sorry for the lack of blog activity, English is very homosexual!<br /><br />Santosh says he misses our blog entries so we decided to make one. This blog is dedicated to Santosh. Also a dedication to Holmes; who has graciously come out of retirement to bring joy to Dillon's class! A dedication goes out to Jmac for being my blogging partner<br />for almost 2 years ! And to Thai, who has been the man to depend on and the shoulder to cry on for the past 3 years. Don't forget our precious fans who've come past and read our blog. You guys have always been there to correct our silly typos and to criticize our stupid blog posts.<br /><br />Quote i thought i would share with everyone.<br />"CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DUMPED ME!"<br />"Don't worry girls will come and go... The most important thing is that you have family"<br />"THAT'S EVEN WORSE WAAAHH" :(<br /><br /><br />Ok... so there's school! To all the little kiddies reading our post: IT IS TRUE! YEAR 11 IS THE WORST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL. SO MUCH WORK SO MUCH PRESSURE... so less time for girls, games and whatever else fun people usually do.<br /><br />This entry relates to essay writing. How to write a perfect essay in exam conditions.<br />1. Think of this girl you like and then write down the first thing you would say to her. This will be your thesis. Teachers like detail so therefore instead of saying just "Hello" say "Hello my name is..."<br />2. Follow your thesis by a supporting statement, which should consist of the qualities of said girl (refrain from ones about her mood swings). If you get a woman marking the essay you know... stuff might happen WHICH IS NOT SEX.<br />3. Then you say "This is how im going to prove to you why my way of picking up chicks is better"<br />4. Of course you should introduce your related texts, in this case you could use Mean Girls and Die Hard for very contrasting ideas. A general sentence could be: In the action film Die Hard, Bruce Willis picks up chicks through the use of his incredibly huge powerful guns, and his pistol too.<br />5. Now its time to add some evidence, if you have no quotes from your related texts, then make some up. Teachers have no idea whether or not your quote is accurate or not. So for Mean Girls I would just say: this is demonstrated when that bitchy girl says to that other bitchy girl, "Go to hell you fat cow". It's like it was right out of the script!<br />6. now we have to say WHY does this link with your thesis. With the example "Go to hell you fat cow" it symbolises the girl being in touch with nature. And since guys like natural girls... thesis has been proved<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4513505245595945492?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-69203315709500349672011-02-14T21:01:00.003+11:002011-02-15T18:34:13.172+11:00Sorry for our absense from blogging. Due to school commitments we have had to postpone many blog entries. BUT NOW WE'RE BACK :D So yes Valentines day. This blog entry is mainly for the guys but any girls out there please feel welcome to read :D<br /><br />Great day with the roses, the teddies, the cards and the chocolates but dudes that's so boring. I predicted what my sister's fiance would get my sister and dude... that sorta sucks.<br /><br />SO what someone should do for their significant other?<br /><br />1. Hand written card... dunno why but chicks dig that kinda stuff! I do too. It shows effort :). This might be a bit dangerous to suggest but maybe a home made card as well?<br />2. LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION! I flip to the real estate part of the newspaper and that's the first thing i see! Well I don't really see whats the fuss about location really... Girl + guy alone = sex = good valentines day. Let's face it boys... it's what we subconsciously think about every second we're awake.<br />3. Women LOVE pick up lines and that corny crap. "You're the only thing on my mind" is optional but "I love you" is essential to a healthy and enjoyable day.<br />NOTE: Some girls are on the look out to see if you actually mean what you say. So BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY AND HOW YOU SAY IT. KYLEEN WILL GO LOL AT ME WHEN SHE READS THIS. I mean I said this awesome line then she responds "Such as?" I didn't know how to respond. So sad :( Which brings us to point number 4...<br />4. Remember girls will question you a lot. You gotta be flexible and compensate for this. For the idiots out there... If she asks a question about herself... take the option which flatters her the most! Sometimes you should go even further with your responses :)<br />Eg. Girl: Do my shoes look nice?<br /> Guy: Oh wow... you really do have a way of choosing shoes.<br />Note: TONE NOT SARCASTIC PLEASE. OTHERWISE A HUGE SLAP MARK WILL APPEAR ACROSS YOUR FACE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS.<br /><br />This ends the post. Hope you like it guys. Enjoy the rest of valentines day<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-6920331570950034967?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-78406895644139672812011-01-25T22:05:00.003+11:002011-01-26T00:28:52.357+11:00The man with the funky glasses suddenly stands up and says "Funky vibe? what funky vibe all I can see that's funky is this little alien sitting infront of me."<br /><br />Elmo shuffles his feet, then replies, "Does Mr Wonder believe in superstition? Because Elmo sees a black cat heading your way, to kick your royal behind." <-- Keepin' it PG, aww yeah LOL<br /><br />oh sugar momma... i dont jam with cats! but ill jam with you anytime my funky little alien.<br /><br />Elmo was now alone, or that's what he thought. Elmo felt like this street was somehow connected to him, he saw a light nearby next to a...nest?<br /><br />Elmo felt a connection to this place like no other. Blocking the way however was this great ugly mammoth.<br /><br /> No, can it be, my snookums elmo, its me: mummy snuffleupagus!" Just then a huge yellow and hairy figure arose from the nest, it looked like an angel with an afro.<br /><br />the angelic like creature flew right into elmo and said "whoops how clumsy of me."<br /><br /> "Why is mummy snuffleupagus and daddy big bird here with elmo?"<br /><br />"We didn't know the way back here so we followed you. Can you tell me how to get how to get to sesame street?"<br /><br />Suddenly a huge rattling noise came from behind them, a huge green monster emerged from the bins! He was angry, he was mad, but most of all, he was grumpy...and looked nothing like Eric Bana.<br /><br /><br />Who is this strange new fellow? Is this the last we see of elmo? Is this monster from china too? STAY TUNED :D<br /><br />(Guess why people call him BIG bird?)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-7840689564413967281?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-20057714561041027992011-01-23T23:15:00.010+11:002011-01-23T23:38:02.992+11:00Three days without blogging are three days wasted. So ill use today to blog :D So yesterday Joseph Brendon and I went to Livo library to help me study (hate that trig). Then! while we were skulking (i got that word from harry potter!) around westfields A GENIUS IDEA AROSE. AND THEREFORE THIS BLOG ENTRY IS CALLED GENIUS :D<br /><br />HAVE YOU EVER DRANK OUT OF A BOTTLE WITH A STRAW THEN TAKE YOUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE BOTTLE AND AS A RESULT THE STRAW IS STUCK IN THE BOTTLE AND YOU CANT TAKE THE STRAW BACK OUT BECAUSE YOUR FINGERS ARE TOO BIG TO FIT INTO THE TINY HOLE?<br /><br />Solution:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwdjs6XFsI/AAAAAAAAAAw/DyNWHDAHLC8/s1600/Image0022.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwdjs6XFsI/AAAAAAAAAAw/DyNWHDAHLC8/s320/Image0022.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565355738711660226" border="0" /></a><br /><br />That is GENIUS<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwfO5M9P7I/AAAAAAAAABg/OYh-ygmYDL8/s1600/pedo-van-room.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwfO5M9P7I/AAAAAAAAABg/OYh-ygmYDL8/s320/pedo-van-room.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565357580256886706" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Anyone up for some LOVIN? :D<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwfIkmleUI/AAAAAAAAABY/0_4lnbvUWtk/s1600/meh.ro4078.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 303px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwfIkmleUI/AAAAAAAAABY/0_4lnbvUWtk/s320/meh.ro4078.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565357471648020802" border="0" /></a><br />For UN haters.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwe8rtqB7I/AAAAAAAAABQ/Ajs0w3eXwHQ/s1600/counterstrike_screen.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwe8rtqB7I/AAAAAAAAABQ/Ajs0w3eXwHQ/s320/counterstrike_screen.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565357267398297522" border="0" /></a><br />FOR SIMON WANG! He'll tell you why this is genius :D<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwe0mbD6gI/AAAAAAAAABI/ex3cI54_FhM/s1600/Most-Impressive-Drinking-Four-Cups-of-Beer-at-the-Same-Time.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwe0mbD6gI/AAAAAAAAABI/ex3cI54_FhM/s320/Most-Impressive-Drinking-Four-Cups-of-Beer-at-the-Same-Time.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565357128539171330" border="0" /></a><br />This... I dunno :p its Genius? :D<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwess303KI/AAAAAAAAABA/mx67C-J3LPE/s1600/Santosh.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/TTwess303KI/AAAAAAAAABA/mx67C-J3LPE/s320/Santosh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565356992831478946" border="0" /></a><img src="file:///C:/Users/Trang/Desktop/Most-Impressive-Drinking-Four-Cups-of-Beer-at-the-Same-Time.jpg" alt="" /><br />The biggest genius of all... I just forgot his name :D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2005771456104102799?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-2533232990520893412011-01-20T21:34:00.005+11:002011-01-21T00:48:35.025+11:00Not much is known about him, but here is the life and story of our friend in the magic box with people; Elmo.<div><br /></div><div>He came from a foreign planet...named China. His parents... were yellow and hairy... he didn't know why he turned out the way he did. Elmo was just a newborn baby when his parents accidentally dropped a stone on his head, affecting his voice and personality. The poor child was frowned upon by every other Chinese kid and couldn't realise why everyone laughed at his name "Elmo". Elmo disliked living in china, he seemed to think it was far too crammed from the "shitload of people", and he was sick of eating rice 24/7. His parents were cruel people...</div><div><br /></div><div>When Elmo told his parents that he didn't like it in china, his parents immediately sent him onto a plane to a white boys world. There he was greeted by a man who called himself, "the real slim shady". Well "the real slim shady" didn't really like asians. He asked the furry creature if he could rap. Elmo opened his mouth and said, "I" - before he was cut off by slim shady who exclaimed, "First rule in rapping, ALWAYS address yourself in third person."Elmo obviously being an uneducated little monster didn't know what third person was. So he said,<br />"Elmo doesn't know what you mean.</div><div>Elmo wish he was unseen"</div><div><div>Slim shady applauded, "Now, you need a street name, something that'll completely confuse people." Then elmo asked if he could keep his name. I mean elmo is really a creative name. But the slim shady didn't like it. "ELMO IS A NAME FOR FOOLS. DO YOU WANNA BE A FOOL ELMO?" Elmo became infuriated, he wasn't raised in China without learning martial arts. Within seconds slim shady looked like a pile of M&amp;M's. Elmo was still depressed, his life going downhill. Then he met this guy named Stevie Wonder. Elmo greeted Stevie Wonder, </div><div>"Hi, elmo is his name, from the hoods of China." </div><div>"Oh you're from China? That explains the broken English." </div><div>"Elmo doesn't like people who teases him about his english. Elmo doesn't like this funky vibe hes getting around this man."</div></div><div><br /></div><div>Will Elmo find his place in the big city, will he become a rapper, will he ever learn to talk English like a proper muppe- oh shit you're not meant to know that part yet.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-253323299052089341?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-25609241093499448942011-01-19T10:12:00.003+11:002011-01-19T22:15:39.140+11:00Ok first off... this has nothing to do with tennis... GOSUGAMERS WHY DIDN'T YOU VOTE PUSHER FIRST FOR ASSIST, his gaming style so unique and it makes me cry to see that such talent doesn't get him an at least top 4 ranking. http://www.gosugamers.net/dota/features/2619 for more info.<br /><br />OK TENNIS... Heres what i think about everyone.<br /><br />Lleyton Hewitt.<br />He's so passionate about the sport man. He trains like a G6 and he still hasn't won an Australian Open. I blame Bec to be honest... good looking girl probably distracts him too much. Yeah i used to think his c'mon thing was cool. It still is but its not like the cool thing to say anymore. so sad so sad :'(. His peak years were obvious his early 20's where he smacked people like Nadal and Federer. In terms of his play... he doesn't really have his killer moves. I mean with players like Nadal or Vedasco they have that forehand that reaches speeds of over 9000km/h. JMac likes his backhand. "Beastly" he calls it.<br /><br />Caroline Wozniacki<br />In Asian cultures, the wife being 4 years older usually means good fortune. I'm 16 right? and shes 20. 16+4= MUAHAHHA SHES IN MY RANGE but shes polish... so i'll keep looking. Anyway I've always said woman's tennis is really inconsistent. Like a once rank 200 could jump to top ten in a year.<br /><br />Andy Roddick? Sexy dude with the monster serve<br />I hear he's fast ;D Married to a model... Lucky guy<br /><br />Federer... That dude probably best of all time. He's so friggin old man. 1 handed backhand is sexy :D. I mean i hear people say Federer sucks now but he ONLY dropped 1 rank PEOPLE. I'm sorta not used to seeing Federer (2) yet.<br /><br />Maria Sharapova has the weirdest yelp ever. I mean shes model potential for sure. Im not even sure how she packs that much muscle in her. She's probably the one who made me be scared of skinny women :P<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2560924109349944894?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-57755055936073115532011-01-17T23:38:00.002+11:002011-01-18T00:46:27.150+11:00Well here at Chocolate Thunder we like to not blog about our lives because to be honest... our lives suck. So what we do is post random entries about important features of life. I mean we could talk about how Australia sucks at everything now or rant about Ryan Reynolds winning sexiest man alive for 2010... BUT NO! DUE TO POPULAR REQUEST WE HAVE CREATED THE GENIUS GUIDE FOR GETTING GUYS! Hope you like it :D<br /><br />Girls do not need to seek a target, as usually they only seek out after guys they are physically attracted, so finding one is rare...unless Wilson is in the room.<br /><br />Guys look for cute. This is probably the most important fact for a girl to know. If the guy had a choice between a girl in a pikachu suit or a girl in a muk suit... THEY WOULD GO WITH THE PIKACHU SUIT! But as Mr Dillon says natural talent will only get so far which is totally correct in my eyes. Having a cute face will only get you so far in this field. It is often mistaken that a genius is born, not made. Such said, does NOT apply in physical appearance!<br /><br />Lets face it ladies... the chance of the guy liking you back is slim. With this... the guy can not stop thinking about you day and night<br /><br />In this blog, we like to keep things as simplistic and logical as possible so therefore we have created formulas with the assistance of mathematics to guide our dear readers.<br /><br />The guy's level of cuteness/hotness can be labelled as x<br /><br />Your level of cuteness has to be x^2 in order to grab his attention at first sight<br />Note: These relationships are usually the most unstable and dysfunctional. It's rare for one of these to last for over 1 night.<br /><br />If your level of cuteness is x, talk to the guy and you'll most likely hit it off<br />Note: This is generally true but you should always have a backup plan! Besides you may think you fit here but you might fit actually at the x^1/2 level so it is always worth it to read ahead.<br /><br />If your level of cuteness is x^1/2, then you're going to need all the help you can get<br />This is where we will be focusing our analysis today. If you land here, looks is not your forte, were gonna boost your PERSONALITY! If you can pull it off, your looks should not matter at the end of the day.<br /> -First off<br />Observe your man you are eying. Is he a geek who's never had a GF before? because, CHANCES ARE he will JUMP at the thought of having a GF.<br />If he regularly participates in DotA and does NOT regularly talk to girls he is what we call, an easy catch.<br /> -Then<br />If the guy is a tough customer you may have to resort to cruder methods. Playing hard to get seems to be the most successful way to interest a guy Playing hard to get WORKS! Every heterosexual guy is turned on by lesbians. Why? Because we can't get them simple as that.<br />Note: For all guys reading this... PLEASE DO NOT THINK THIS GUIDE WORKS IN REVERSE. I MEAN... YOU'LL PROBABLY GET BITCH SLAPPED.<br /> -Finally<br />If the guy is pulling moves on you already then you know he's into you and the rest should be a smooth ride.<br />Note: If this step doesn't occur you know that somewhere you made a crucial error BUT HAVE NO FEAR. Guys have memories like goldfish. If you fail today, you can try again tomorrow. :D<br /><br />If your level of cuteness is x^1/3, aim lower<br />Note: Do not feel too disheartened... your life probably lies somewhere more worthwhile than here like at Troung or... at some Greenday concert.<br /><br />This concludes our entry. It's not as in depth as we thought it would be but its almost 1 am and everyone loves to sleep :D<br /><br />P.S Hands off Alvin Yap<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-5775505593607311553?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-1054956628223512062011-01-16T23:19:00.009+11:002011-01-17T14:40:57.120+11:00I know all our fans want to know what really happened at Santosh's house... BUT IM NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT BECAUSE ANOTHER ISSUE CAME UP! For some reason Wilson wanted a guide for picking up girls which will surprise many but he's a GUY he has happy thoughts too :D. Since we're friends of Wilson, Jmac and I decided we will make one!<br />Through careful research and hardcore planning Jmac and myself realised that our plan is FOOLPROOF! Although, Wilson's ability of being cute in general is pretty much, unbeatable, so if you're competing against Wilson, give up...now.<br /><br />1. Spot your target -This essentially means you have to find your ideal target.<br /> -Ideal target is a woman who's young, insecure and mildly pretty<br />Note: Personally, when i read that i think of COD. Not bad game... just saying :D<br />2. Be wary of your environment<br />- If in the bar, your selected target will probably have already seen everything you do!<br />Note: Every fail attempt at a hook up will be seen by all girls in the vicinity which means the chances of you getting a girl decreases by ten percent each time you don't get a girl.<br />- If you are in a shop then you can go out of your way to please her<br />Note: Don't have anything shiny on you or she may get distracted<br />- If in a busy street... just give up.<br />3. Initiate in conversation. (please follow these guidelines, they help... a lot :D)<br />- Start up with something cheesy, but not overused.<br />- For every time that girl has been dumped and heartbroken, their insecurity increases, and self confidence is damaged AND THAT'S THE MONEY TICKET! It is ABSOLUTELY crucial that you get the girl's past love life within the first 5 minutes of conversation.<br />Notes: This shows the girl that you care :D<br /> If for some reason the girl is taken this is where you find an excuse to move away.<br />- PLEASE, I MEAN PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS OTHERWISE THE WOMAN WILL LEAVE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY SUPRISE BUTT SEX.<br /> - Weather<br /> - The room<br /> - That girl across the room and what she's doing<br /><br /><div>Once you have engaged in petty talk, or if you're lucky made her laugh<br />KEEP her laughing. Chicks dig a guy that can make them smile. Do this by perhaps poking fun of something in the room, or something incredibly stupid that someone is doing nearby.<br />Note: LAUGHTER IS YOUR TICKET! ITS YOUR FREAKING TICKET TO GETTING LAID<br />This is where the path really deviates... me and Jmac dont really agree here so therefore there is a split<br />4a. Cut the convo short, say you have to go somewhere urgent, and drop your number, if you're lucky she'll ring later tonight =D<br />b. If you do everything perfectly there should be no need for you to ask for the number! Seriously people, if she's interested then she will give you her number first.<br /><br />VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: FIRST IMPRESSIONS LAST!<br />If you start strong, END strong. That way she'll have positive memories of you.<br />DON'T start strong then end weak beause she'll only remember the weak part<span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HOW TO KNOW IF SHE'S NOT INTO YOU</span><br />1. Instant rejection - Something along the lines of "Sorry, I'm not interested."<br />2. Eye contact - If she's looking away she's not interested<br />3. Fidgety - She is not interested or is horny... Unsure about that one :p<br />4. Eating hair - Girl is bored.<br /><br />If you want to go out with someone you probably see or have contact with on a regular basis, then it's easy, move into the friend zone, then work your way up.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-105495662822351206?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-59446322423315918642011-01-15T13:30:00.002+11:002011-01-15T17:03:28.138+11:00HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE LADIES? <br />ARE THEY REJECTING YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR LAME MOVES? <br />Use these :D 99.99 pct chance of picking up a girl :D<br />(we take no responsibility if anyone falls inbetween the 0.01 pct of people who fail)<br /><br />-My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.<br /> <br />-I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.<br /><br />-Nice as...ymptote<br /><br />-i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity<br /><br />-I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a substitution? <br /><br />-i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl<br /><br />-I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.<br /> <br />-Hey I was wondering if you could help me out a sec… there’s one thing missing from this equation: Me + ? = A night of untold pleasure<br /><br />- my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever<br /> <br />-I would really like to bisect your angle.<br /><br />-I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.<br /><br />-Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it<br /><br />-Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?<br /><br />-You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.<br /><br />-At absolute zero, you would still move me.<br /><br />-I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!<br /> <br />-I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!<br /><br />-At absolute zero, you would still move me.<br /><br />-Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-5944632242331591864?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-84164342796035183122011-01-15T00:29:00.002+11:002011-01-15T01:05:12.525+11:00So ladies and gentlemen, we're back with a new look. Its been 6 months already and because of that we gotta recap what Jmac and I have been through!<br /><br />-We both finished IPT, scored band 5, and realised it was the crappest HSC subject evar.<br />advice to any little kids out there who wants to do IPT... just don't do it!<br /><br />-Wilson's house with a wii and a sister. Enough said :D<br /><br />-We realised the school certificate was piss easy LOL<br /><br />-Milsons point is a hole. (Lovely people just needs a tune up)<br /><br />-Queensland got flooded, for what feels like millionth time LOL<br /><br />-Australia lost in... (too many to list)<br /> Australia - the sporting nation :)<br /><br />-We discovered the player database of gunbound is...crap<br /><br />- Me: FALLOUTBOY AND PANIC AT THE DISCO LOST MEMBERS ;(<br /> Jmac: falloutboy is dead face it bro<br /> me: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ROCK ON FOB :(<br /><br />- Justin Bieber is PRINCE of pop? My apologies i meant princess. Justin bieber stole our hearts then I stole his manhood LOL. More hate from the Jmac :D<br /><br />-RIP BOBBY FARREL<br /><br />This new look blog took me and jmac about 2.5 hours hope you like it :p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-8416434279603518312?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-78496953735871751092010-07-11T12:17:00.005+10:002010-07-11T12:33:19.905+10:00I could watch ABC2 for kids all freaking day.<br /><br />DUMBLEDORE DIES!<br /><br />There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange.<br /><br />Violets are NOT blue.<br /><br />51% of turns are right.<br /><br />I can't believe its NOT butter.<br /><br />The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.<br /><br />If you can see this, you should be doing work and you know it!<br /><br />...Thats all I know =D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-7849695373587175109?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-28500565879958205282010-07-07T23:18:00.003+10:002010-07-07T23:32:08.793+10:00So erghhh, you ever tried to do work, but miserably failed? :D Well we did that to the extreme today!! The mission of completing our IPT assignment was well...didn't even begin. We all made a huge effort to get to Brendon's house (Wilson actually WALKED!) and we sat down to begin work. Well for some reason or other we had to fetch Wilson's camera from his house (so we were making progress) and upon returning we decided to... play conquer on Brendon's hectic PC. Then after mentioning of doing work...we decided to turn on Brendon's Wii :D Then we sent Wilson to walk AGAIN back to his house to fetch his wii-mote. Upon Wilson's return we played Super Smash Brawl and then played MARIO KART!!! (SO HARDCORE) Yes I invented the most hardcore way to play Mario Kart where you hold the nunchuck and wii-mote BOTH IN ONE HAND! (Yes I am so hardcore at Mario Kart) So after an entire day of playing the Wii at Brendon's house and only going there for the sole purpose of doing work, we achieved transferring data from the camera to the laptop. Well we're more efficient than cityrail (OH DAMN!)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2850056587995820528?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-14664731262311354482010-06-28T19:42:00.003+10:002010-06-28T20:05:59.947+10:00OK since i haven't blogged since last year, here are 107 random words which i will use to describe my year so far...<br /><br />Happy, Sad, Girls, Boys, Movies, Shrimp, Tank, Superman, dancing, dinosaur, cheese, burger and tomato sandwich! 143, New Zealand, Melbourne, email, Hello Kitty, very big Christmas tree, mould on fish, conquer, early class, short shorts, hippopotamus,turtle pancakes, cupcakes, donkey! food, pigeons, big ship, verisimilitude, the hell song, thumb wars, shuttlecock, handball, groyne, chess, monopoly, `UWSG^, blood, chocolate, doctor, woolworths, ribbon, bows, MSN, freecell, minesweeper, amorphous, router, virgin, DOTA GOD, spirit fingers, koalas, OVER 9000, birthday, wishing fountain, 11:11, cookie, pudge?, guitar, WARHEADS, movie, YOU'RE!,energy quad, pass go, checkmate, Mr Kearney!, cry, magic, pony, hamtaro, ironman, teapot, TIMMY!, sxcironman!, C'MON!, AQ WORLDS, stunner deal, erotica, lollies, epiphany AND... PECK :@<br /><br />Yep that's how i would say it :P<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-1466473126231135448?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-48126462388182920572010-01-29T19:22:00.004+11:002010-01-29T19:34:31.096+11:00If you ever go to Scotland, don't go in their winter. Its cold...very cold. The streets are paved with super slippery ice, the snow freezes your hand the second you pick it up, and you will be forced to wear layer upon layer upon layer. Just stay inside with a cup of hot chocolate :D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4812646238818292057?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-44383379714299296282010-01-28T15:21:00.004+11:002010-01-28T16:18:23.031+11:00So yesterday a bunch of people went city! The people who stand by the ticket booth thingys are so STUPID. Henry's ticket didn't work for some reason and the ticket booth people didnt know why as well so they purposely bent the corner of henry's ticket and blamed it on that! What bitches. xD<br /><br />Then we got LOST IN THE CITY :D. But due to my brilliant navigation skills we found our way to darling harbour and weirdly, my sister! Then we lined up to go into IMAX. Man the line was so long and all the avatar tickets sold out so the idea of watching a movie was out. <br /><br />Then we watched a dude on the streets do some magic tricks. I thought his tricks sucked but Simon said he was ok :O. But he did give a little kid 5 bucks so at least hes generous xD.<br /><br />Next, TO THE PLAYGROUND! My favourite place :D. Yeh well ashley and kyleen were both struggling to make it through that net thing. Hehe it was funny to watch. :D Oh yeh DONT FEED THE BIRDIES. Far out simon and henry fed them food and they kept following us for the next 20 minutes.<br /><br />THEN TO TIMEZONE. You know that machine where you put a token in and if your lucky that machine thing pushes more tokens out? Yeh well Simon and Henry gambled 20 bucks worth of tokens in that machine. Greedy people. xD<br /><br /><br />And that was the day in the city :D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4438337971429929628?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-17049111299748446572010-01-16T21:34:00.004+11:002010-01-16T21:51:16.651+11:00<meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft OneNote 12"> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">I have left out all names in this conversation for the protection of my friends. <br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;"> <br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">MISSION ABORTED</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">i want a sixth sensee <br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">LIKE YOU CAN SEE HOW HORNY THEY ARE?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">OR SOMETHING</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">SO YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">OR SOMETHING</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">GOOD LIKE THAT</span></p><p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p><p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">LOL <br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">look at their body language</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">that always tells the truth</span></p><p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">... unless youre a master at martial arts</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">LOL</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">teach</span><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">em then</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">*me</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">what means they want to have sex?</span><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p><p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">oh wtf? <br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">well one who has really revealing clothes</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">body language?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">xD</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p><p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">you guys have no lives. <br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">meh close to it</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">HOW HOW ABOUT...</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in;font-family:Calibri;font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p><p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" >SERIOUS GO GET A GF BITCHES</span></p><p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p><p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">THEY SECRETLY SAYING</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">GO AWAY</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">what gives that away</span><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">they say go away it means go away</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Thai says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">hrrm how about</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">I LIKE YOU BUT AT THE SAME TIME I HATE YOU?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">playing hard to get?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">crossed legs is definitely a you arent welcome here</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">interesting</span><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">anyways why does****** tell you all this stuff?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">cause im her bffl</span><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">****** says:</span></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style=";font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;">still seems weird for a girl to tell a guy that</span></p><p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"> <br /></p><p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;"> <br /></span></p> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-1704911129974844657?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-5664068090927241892009-12-25T10:58:00.003+11:002009-12-25T11:02:40.067+11:00<div style="text-align: center;">Merry Christmas everyone! and I'm going to the airport in exactly one hour, I leave the blog to Thai till I get back on Jan 26th :P. Here's a picture I kinda stole and edited. (Sorry to whoever I stole this from!)</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/SzQAsdeTLQI/AAAAAAAAAAU/ZQR7P-ZXU5s/s320/christmas-snow.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 245px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418957015459507458" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-566406809092724189?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-4055009367455717452009-12-22T17:51:00.003+11:002009-12-22T17:58:25.370+11:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Well I'm gonna be home alone for 4 days. Parents are going Brisbane and Gold Coast while sisters are going to places with their boyfriends for Christmas. Man this Christmas is gonna suck. Ah.. well i still got my little fishes :P. <div><br /><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_IASiox_E/SzBt8LxKCMI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ILks6lvsrXI/s320/MerryChristmasNarutogirls.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417951232445253826" /></div><div><br /></div><div>I got this picture from wilson :D</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-405500936745571745?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-87487798724444342892009-12-18T20:33:00.002+11:002009-12-18T20:37:17.704+11:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-small; ">Well this is some random girl's list on what she looks for in a guy. It has been re-edited to make it more painful for the readers. <div><br /></div><div><div>1.can make me laugh</div><div>2.smells good</div><div>3.is easy going</div><div>4.i can talk to easily</div><div>5.i can ell them secrets</div><div>6.has real nice eyes</div><div>7.is taller than me</div><div>8.has a nice,soothing voice</div><div>9.can sing</div><div>10.can dance</div><div>11.loves his family</div><div>12.plays sports</div><div>13.has really nice hair</div><div>14. has nice teeth, cos i really like people with nice teeth</div><div>15.this sorta falls under hot body but like, nice ass legs , like nice and long</div><div>16. is sympathetic</div><div>17.can be serious when i want him to be</div><div>18.respects his parents</div><div>19.has nice hands, like not full chunky ones</div><div>20. is a basketballer (they're mad hot)</div><div>21. dresses nicely</div><div>22. cuts his nails</div><div>23. happy person</div><div>24. listens</div><div>25. altogether a good person</div><div>26. takes care of people</div><div>27. likes kids</div><div>28. Is a gentlemen</div><div>29. A bit feminine</div><div><div>30. has a good temper</div><div>31. doesn't get jealous easily</div><div><div>32. can cry</div><div>33. sorta dorky</div><div><br /></div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-8748779872444434289?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-12982101932596538502009-12-17T19:25:00.003+11:002009-12-17T19:45:00.270+11:00LAST DAY OF SCHOOL WAS FRIGGIN SICK. Well first Henry, Simon Wang, David, Johnny Lawrence, Colin, Kenny and I went to DT rooms to try and DoTA but we got kicked out. We camped behind the hall hoping no one would find us. It was a hot day and we were all dying. We couldn't go back cause there was work and if we tried hunting for water we would of risked getting caught.<div><br /></div><div>Two brave boys IronmanX and LawlAtChu(?) risked their lives going cross the line bringing back wedges and drinks for all 8 people hiding. We were saved from hunger and dehydration! But there was still the constant threat of teachers catching us.</div><div><br /></div><div>Man we were so sad, we made a decoy plan involving recycling boxes filled with "paper." So plan was we hid some bags in boxes and we just stood around the perimeter of the hall while some people rested. And we rotated. The resting people had the jobs of carrying the bags that didnt fit into the box if we needed a quick escape. </div><div><br /></div><div>MAN THE AMOUNT OF TIMES WE NEARLY GOT CAUGHT. We were decoying Mr. Carter then Kenny tripped over. and he JUST made it around the corner before Mr Carter could see.</div><div><br /></div><div>oh and also</div><div>Nathan- Happy late bday hope you like your present. Thank you for like taking me on the bus for the first few times. I mean i was scared of the bigger kids :D.</div><div>Diem-WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO? WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT MY PROBLEMS NOW? :O Take care and also there are gigantic creep things in VN so watch out.</div><div>Kyleen- Wow i dont know what to say here. Wow i remember the first time you gave me a warhead. So embarassing :(. But you know things have so changed and i sorta enjoy eating warheads now ^^. You're like so nice and kind to me I'm gonna miss you xD.</div><div>Alvin Y- HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN. :D Thanks for everything (including answers for some maths tests :D)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-1298210193259653850?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-50891876579046250692009-12-17T19:18:00.002+11:002009-12-17T19:25:21.453+11:00So today was supposed to be the epicest day ever. DOTA PARTY! So me and colin caught a train to canley vale. Then we were told to go to cabramatta. Hehe Lawrence was already there to escort us. We waited for the bus. Whoah man we thought we were so lucky cause we only had to wait like 10 seconds then the bus came but the bus driver went out of the bus to have a smoke. <div><br /></div><div>When we got to Lawrence's house we wasted no time. We couldn't all connect for LAN DoTA. But luckily i brought a craploada cables and routers and after an hour of tinkering we had a dota match :D. Then Simon Banh, Kenny,Khoa, Alvin Y and Alan all came. But then this wasn't the REAL party. The real party was to be held at Nicholas' place.</div><div><br /></div><div>Nicholas said the wireless worked without flaw at his house. HE WAS SO FRIGGIN WRONG :P. Thanks to the router we got a game. But for some reason SOME PEOPLE COULDNT CONNECT AND OMFG WTF WE WASTED SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO CONNECT. </div><div><br /></div><div>Lunch was a crap loada pizza which is always nice. And then back to dota :D And then back home.</div><div><br />:D </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-5089187657904625069?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-67492351085591651502009-12-12T21:40:00.003+11:002009-12-12T21:45:51.685+11:00Well this is some random girl's list on what she looks for in a guy. Note: If you are weak hearted do not read this; it will make you cry.<div><br /></div><div><div>1.can make me laugh</div><div>2.smells good</div><div>3.is easy going</div><div>4.i can talk to easily</div><div>5.i can ell them secrets</div><div>6.has real nice eyes</div><div>7.is taller than me</div><div>8.has a nice,soothing voice</div><div>9.can sing</div><div>10.can dance</div><div>11.loves his family</div><div>12.plays sports</div><div>13.has really nice hair</div><div>14. has nice teeth, cos i really like people with nice teeth </div><div>15.this sorta falls under hot body but like, nice ass legs , like nice and long</div><div>16. is sympathetic</div><div>17.can be serious when i want him to be</div><div>18.respects his parents</div><div>19.has nice hands, like not full chunky ones</div><div>20. is a basketballer (they're mad hot)</div><div>21. dresses nicely</div><div>22. cuts his nails </div><div>23. happy person</div><div>24. listens</div><div>25. altogether a good person</div><div>26. takes care of people</div><div>27. likes kids</div><div>28. Is a gentlemen</div><div>29. A bit feminine</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-6749235108559165150?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-19888177204931681842009-12-12T20:40:00.002+11:002009-12-12T21:37:02.035+11:00Isn't it ironic that:<div>1. PE teachers are fat</div><div>2. McDonalds sponsors the Olympics</div><div>3. Hot girls use make up</div><div>4. Santa can fit through the chimney and you can't </div><div>5. Abbreviated is a long word</div><div>6. Wall-e is cute although hes over 500 years old </div><div>7. Toothpaste has sugar in it</div><div>8. The guy that handles our money is called a broker</div><div>9. A black box is indestructable, but the plane isn't</div><div>10. 1000+ PEOPLE PLAY EVONY </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-1988817720493168184?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-40654680011216949272009-12-09T22:12:00.002+11:002009-12-09T22:22:13.736+11:00For those of you who can't get Windows Live Messenger running on their netbook at home, I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR THIS PROBLEM! It took me like total 10 hours over three days to solve it. (Chyeaah 1337 skills) I'm not even sure if anyone reads this blog so I don't think there's much point in me saying that. I can't be bothered typing the solution in this, because it would be WAAY to long and it would take FOREVER! If you want the solution just send me a message on MSN (It's J Mac btw) or leave a comment in the box thingy. Btw I'm not sure if this thing works for everyone (I'm pretty sure it does) I'm trying it on Kenny and Kyleen's netbooks tomorrow. My next plan is to get rid of Blue Coat Proxy Client...which is like...impossible ._.<div><br /></div><div>Buh bye :D</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4065468001121694927?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-78680141828052440712009-12-09T21:17:00.003+11:002009-12-09T21:21:01.098+11:00Well Clement's last day today hope you had fun. I'll miss you man :'(. Anyway down to business, well theres nothing to say. So lets just copy this from my bebo blog? Wow I'm so gay :P<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 15px; ">Girl: Do I ever cross your mind<br /><br />Boy: No<br /><br />Girl: Do you like me?<br /><br />Boy: Not really<br /><br />Girl: Do you want me?<br /><br />Boy: No<br /><br />Girl: Would you cry if I left?<br /><br />Boy: No<br /><br />Girl: Would you live for me?<br /><br />Boy: No<br /><br />Girl: Would you do anything for me?<br /><br />Boy: No<br /><br />Girl: Choose - me or your life<br /><br />Boy: My life<br /><br />The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...<br /><br />The reason you never cross my mind is because you"re always on my mind.<br /><br />The reason why I don"t like you is because I love you.<br /><br />The reason I don"t want you is because I need you.<br /><br />The reason I wouldn"t cry if you left is because I would die if you left.<br /><br />The reason I wouldn"t live for you is because I would die for you.<br /><br />The reason why I"m not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.<br /><br />The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-7868014182805244071?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-18524454994886482712009-12-06T21:22:00.002+11:002009-12-06T21:34:05.692+11:00Okay so I'm just gonna blog about the netbooks cause I have no life. Okay basically I spent twenty minutes trying to hack admin, I gave up, I can't access Local Groups and Users and everything on it is cut off or has been wisely been restricted to editing. However I found out you could do various things with it such as:<div><div><br /></div><div>Run .exe files (obviously)<br />Use all Win shortcuts<br />Still have some limited access to C:\ Drive</div><div>Make files and folders hidden (Really handy for hiding dirty stuff ;D)</div><div>Have no net restrictions on home network (This depends on your home network; still trying to figure out how that works --')</div><div>And finally use it to play NDS in public (Cause thats just gangster)</div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah so considering these things were meant to be security tight, quite a lot of it is still functional. Only thing you can't do is install, but I don't really care cause I can still play NDS on it in public! And thats all that matters :)</div><div><br /></div><div>Emulators FTW.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-1852445499488648271?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-29318997960319650142009-12-03T21:39:00.002+11:002009-12-03T21:43:06.614+11:00Well this is what guys get up to when they are bored:<div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*tsh too indecisive</div><div>*okay thai go</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*woot</div><div>*ok </div><div>*IS (name) hot :P</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*H?</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*personally</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*yeh</div><div>*H</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*I don't really think so</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*i'm gonna go with no</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*she just has that package </div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*too tb</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*that parcel :LL</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*dude package</div><div>*is like downstairs</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*is nothing</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*for guys</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*yes, I know</div><div>*OH</div><div>*what</div><div>*whatever</div><div>*yeah</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*JUST CALL EM BOOBS</div><div>*OK</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*she has a male reproductive organ</div><div>*YES</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*SAY WHAT :-O</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*HUGE BOOOBS :LL</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*YES BIG BOOBS</div><div>*NOTHING ELSE</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*no brains? :LL</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*THATS LIKE MEGAN FOX MAN :L</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*HAHAHAH</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*although she's really short</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*OMG</div><div>*THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME HAHAHAH</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*okay i guess its my turn</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*maybe megan fox tried to copy her :LL</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*hrmmmm</div><div>*is (name) hot?</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*YEH ^^</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*mhmmmm *nodds</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*wow you guys are quick to answer</div><div>*okay go wilson</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*well</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*well i have no doubts about that one :P</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*because she isn't tb</div><div>*so it's allll gooood (Y)</div><div>*my turn</div><div>*err</div><div>*(name)</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*well she looks better with her new haircut :P</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*really?</div><div>*i think she looked better before the bangs</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*it's just a different look</div><div>*well, the bangs</div><div>*make her more</div><div>*mmm, I dunno</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*cute factor?</div><div>*xD</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*yes</div><div>*that</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*what the shiet is cute</div><div>*like</div><div>*teddy bears</div><div>*and stuff</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*in a way</div><div>*but different</div><div>*NEXT</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*we didn't really answer that question </div><div>*xD</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*oh</div><div>*wth</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*YEH</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*ANSWER</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*(name) IS HOT :D</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*i'm gonna go with yer</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*(Y)</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*although a little too tall for my liking</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*:LL</div><div>*it's all yours thai :LL</div><div>*I mean her</div><div>*not the question</div><div>*unless it is your turn</div><div>*then that's a pun thingy</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*its my turn</div><div>*hrr,</div><div>*hrrm</div><div>*is (name) hot?</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*hmmm</div><div>*i dunno</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*might as well say yes</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*that one has me stumped</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*she has no reason not to be</div><div>*not tb</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*fine, yes</div><div>*oh my turn already</div><div>*is (name) hot?</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*partially agreed</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*yeh</div><div>*:P</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*gosh</div><div>*it's mine already :'(</div><div>*(name) :LL</div><div>Thai says:</div><div>*ewwww</div><div>*ewwww</div><div>*EWWW</div><div>*im sorry</div><div>*no</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*(name) will be very hurt :LL</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2931899796031965014?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-26895069271389479702009-11-24T22:12:00.003+11:002009-11-24T22:31:53.304+11:00Well today was eventful actually. Santosh and Yusef man dogged us. I feel sorry for Calvin, you see he thought today we were gonna full like counterstrike and DOTA all day long but he was sadly mistaken. We had tonnes of work to get through and barely no one finished :P.<div><br /></div><div>Then, when we were supposed to be "researching" on pigs, Simon started playing some counterstrike who unfortunately got caught by Mr Peck. So then after Peck ruined our fun we went to play some speed chess. I love speed chess man its so fast and stupid :D </div><div><br /></div><div>Far out man Mr. Peck took advantage of us leaving the computers on and deleted all our game files. And check out Simon's PM i totally agree with it man. </div><div><br /></div><div>OH AND BTW PEOPLE NO MORE DOTA IN LIBRARY. Me and Colin got annoyed at the year 7's so we said the game was "M" rated and now they cant play in the library anymore ^^. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2689506927138947970?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-25479032617087314762009-11-21T22:41:00.002+11:002009-11-21T22:52:24.479+11:00Ok so today after tutoring my sisters were like 30 minutes late to pick me up (as usual). The strange thing was that she was full speeding and when she pulled over she honked the horn and yelled "GET IN THE CAR!" I thought i was gonna die for some reason. Turned out to be worse :(<div><br /></div><div>My sisters explained to me that there was a giant once-in-a-life-time MYER sale which she had to go to in Parramatta. Surely however when i looked over to my right in the car seat 7 myer bags already were sitting there already. </div><div><br /></div><div>Far out, my sister is so aggressive at driving. She sped like 5 red lights, honked her horn whenever someone over took her and occasionally gave passers by the finger. Myer closed at 6 and it was 5:30 so yeh so rushed :D</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh and can anyone tell me what a "David Lawrence" is? My sister told me to give her David Lawrence and i sorta got freaked out. </div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2547903261708731476?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-3366647176728787532009-11-15T19:00:00.002+11:002009-11-15T19:00:54.583+11:00SO THIS IS TO ALL THE GIRLS OUT THERE.<div>How the heck do you wear makeup, its irritating, gross, repulsive and its a pain to get it off. SO WHY THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING MAKE UP?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-336664717672878753?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-44818187823279424072009-11-13T19:34:00.003+11:002009-11-13T19:44:21.039+11:00Ok this is the only time I shall be like this but i have to say... Alvin Yap is like the nicest, sexiest, asianest, helpfulest, smartest, considerate, generous, badass :D + every other positive word.<div><br /></div><div>In Maths he helped me with fractions and like hes so poised and calm. Talks about DoTA :D, RICE, Christian Rock bands made me see why every girl + guy likes him hehe. AND ALSO HES LEARNING A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MAN. THAT'S GOTTA BE THE PERFECTEST INSANELY INSANE GUY ALIVE :O.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh and to all those people i offended with my DoTA fetish im sorry :D</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4481818782327942407?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-49483834147552133842009-11-12T22:08:00.002+11:002009-11-12T22:17:12.361+11:00Today man was hot. Seriously nothing else but hot. At lunch some year 7 kid got glad wrapped onto a bench and got water bombed. That kid was my enemy ever since our first encounter so good job whoever did it. In Science, Mr Trotter failed at explaining why our pupils dilate when we are sexually aroused :D. Also there was some tension in the room as bottles went missing and paper went flying through the air. And Mr McCord is sick. We were watching a video on pigs and he kept rewinding and playing the birth scene over and over. (Poor Santosh he was so disgusted:D)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4948383414755213384?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-66264649787005762672009-11-11T21:37:00.002+11:002009-11-11T21:46:13.083+11:00Okay, I kinda realised that this blog is kinda dead-ish. So ummm yeaahhh... I have no idea where Thai is atm so i'm just gonna take this opportunity to say Dota sucks... like its fun but gets boring very fast. Also I kind of regret doing walking for sport...walking is just pointless. Running burns more energy, gets you places faster and does not look as ghey as walking (HAVE YOU SEEN WILSON POWER WALK?!). Ahaha today in IPT we had a room change and Payne wrote the whole lesson on the board yesterday and since we had a room change he had to rewrite it and give us sheets xD Geography we watched a guy drink his own piss and run into snakes and crocodiles for no particular reason, I respect that dude, he must be like uber rich and have some helluva mentality to do that crap. Since we had Remembrance Day thingy third period we kinda missed out on most of maths, Oh yeah Alvin Chung looked sexy in his cadet uniform ;P (one of the other reasons I quit cadets is cos the uniforms suck :D) And thats about it... I'm sorry I just can't really think of anything good to type. Oh yeah hbd carmen!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-6626464978700576267?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-42332490515512586262009-11-06T20:22:00.002+11:002009-11-06T20:29:36.528+11:00Gunbound blows...thats it, if you want to join a REAL online hectic game join ijji Gunz the most epic game to hit the net. Also Gunbound is too easy Thai, I don't even need an aimbot for it, bunge = Epic Win. SO JOIN GUNZ!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4233249051551258626?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-43907958045184293612009-11-06T20:03:00.002+11:002009-11-06T20:09:53.263+11:00As of now "The Epic Story" is discontinued due to dropping ratings on our blog. To all our fans we apologise :'(. We shall miss those story times too.<div><br /></div><div>So today I have decided to announce my return to Gunbound. HAHAHA... that was so dramatic and if you wanna join me tell me on msn. Oh and also... gunbound is more than just cute animals so come play with me xD</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4390795804518429361?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-83749774051137782632009-11-01T19:19:00.000+11:002009-11-01T19:20:31.729+11:00my msn + facebook has been hijacked anyone know any details ? :(<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-8374977405113778263?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-16360776973070661942009-10-30T16:28:00.002+11:002009-10-30T16:54:15.169+11:00<div> I CBF summoning anything, time to flee!</div><div>But how can i flee without being able to stop time?</div><div>Screw this I'ma just gonna pull out my AK-47 and blow the crap outta this tonberry.</div><div>but i realised that the time i would take to kill the tonberry with an AK-47 would make me really late to my friends house</div><div>So instead I just decided to pull out my phone and activate my GTA IV hacks and get a chopper and fly the hell outta here.</div><div>So after 5 mins the chopper came, but when i hopped on, kevin rudd was looking at me with a loaded shotgun in his hands</div><div>Realising that in the time it takes me to do something I wouldn't be hit wtih several rounds of a shotgun I decided to distract Kevin Rudd in anyway possible...I flashed.</div><div>Kevin Rudd was amazed at my body, "How lovely is that body let me have some"</div><div>...then I jizzed...</div><div>Kevin Rudd then said, "OH MY GOSH I LOVE THAT SONG." You wanted to go Chuck Norris yeh? THEN LETS GO!</div><div>...(Kevin Rudd has weird taste)</div><div>So when I arrived at Chuck Norris' house and rung the doorbell, a boxing glove came outta nowhere and got me in the face</div><div>But then I realised something awkward. Chuck Norris looked familiar, very familiar, HE LOOKED LIKE MY FRIEND! What could this mean :-O To be continued</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-1636077697307066194?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-57703424810727836432009-10-28T21:59:00.004+11:002009-10-28T22:17:16.238+11:00There was once an innocent boy named John.<div>One afternoon he went to his local park to play and he met someone ;).</div><div>The someone who he met was bursting with energy and was eager to go. </div><div>John was curious of this person's name and asked what it was.</div><div>The girl replied, "I wanna know yours first!"</div><div>John answered, "Well my name is John, What's your name?"</div><div>"My name is what ever you want it to be John =]"</div><div>"Ok then, ill just call you mine :)"</div><div><br /></div><div>The girl was so amazingly turned on by this and asked for his phone number.</div><div>"0565834729 heehee, what's yours babe?"</div><div>"Babe? I thought my name was mine. =[ Just for that im not giving you it."</div><div>"Playing hard to get eh? I like that in a girl. Very... fiesty. How about I make it up to you by taking you to a movie this Saturday?"</div><div>"IS THAT HOW YOU ASK A GIRL OUT? MAN I THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING?!??!"</div><div>"Haha i do know what i'm doing. I got you mad didn't i? I LOVE when a girl gets aggressive."</div><div>Somehow, the little boy John and the girl talked all the way to Liverpool Westfields.</div><div><br /></div><div>They went into the movie called "Having sex in the city."</div><div>There the boy John saw his EX and she was still as HOT as ever.</div><div>His ex walked over to him and begun to talk.</div><div>"Hi," she said, "I got a new boyfriend now and he is much hotter than you will ever be."</div><div>"Right... I'm sorry that I'm not able to satisfy a high maintenance, emotionally unstable bitch. Lucky I have found another girl who is much better than you are so I can rock her world better than what i had with you. Now FUCK OFF, I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MY GIRL. (sorry for the profanities)</div><div>Suddenly the ex started crying and started to stutter, "I-I w-w-was j-just w-wanted to..." (dramatic walk away)</div><div>The girl with John said "OMG. That was such a turn on." And they started making out...</div><div>She then broke the kiss and said, "By the way I'm a man."</div><div>John was beyond shocked, "Well... that makes things more interesting. So what's your name?"</div><div>"The names Theresa, nice to meet you"</div><div>"Oh lets keep making out... but... lets move it to behind a dumpster."</div><div>"Eww that smells but let's go." But when they moved to the dumpster... The ex was there</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-5770342481072783643?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-24768137073833646752009-10-26T21:24:00.005+11:002009-10-26T21:58:00.602+11:00sorry for our delay on part 2 of the story. Dumb exams kept the story from comming. <div>Well heresd part 2 :D.</div><div><br /></div><div><div>Yes although i dont know what a leprechaun is.</div><div>perhaps we should go to the man of knowledge about leprechauns, the one and only chuck norris</div><div>although being the unpredictable man chuck norris is he would require a special summoning jutsu to bring him to the hosuehold</div><div>and to summon something so mighty powerful we would need something equivalent to the mass of 1,000,000 suns, so we hired jimmy zhu to stand on this seal for us</div><div>but jimmy zhu was currently in china with his "friends"</div><div>so instead we got w reggib</div><div><div>However, when we got the guts to ask w reggib for help, she said she was too busy to help us to summon chuck norris to ask for assistance to find the leprechaun which is going to be turned into Felix Feclis which will be given to Kevin Rudd which he will use to stop time<br />so i just called jirachi out, and then lured it into a blender because as we all know, jirachi the pokemon = like 3 leprechauns, and from there i gave that to kevin rudd.</div><div>however kevin rudd rejected the jirachi saying that it wasn't pure enough to become Felix Felicis</div><div>so i'm like wtf, gtfo nub and i shove kevin rudd into the blender along with jirachi chunks and i drink it...i then start having hallucinations.</div><div>There i was in a bathtub with 5 hot chicks at once.</div><div>unfortunately none of them were naked :(</div><div>then outta nowhere the K Rudd comes out my other end and steals the chicks :(</div><div>i get up but unfortunately i get hit by a random battle with a FREAKEN TONBERRY! OH SH*T!</div><div>WILL KEVIN RUDD STEAL MY CHICKS?</div><div>WILL CHUCK NORRIS BE SUMMONED?</div><div>IS THERE STILL ENOUGH TIME TO REACH MY FRIENDS HOUSE</div><div> To be continued...</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2476813707383364675?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-85463710131900425482009-10-24T12:25:00.003+11:002009-10-24T12:34:16.401+11:00The rainbow was shiny when i looked at it.<div>I NEVER would of thought it was so awesomely shiny and pretty =].</div><div>There was a boy looking at the rainbow and his name was John. </div><div>The boy was so smexy so I went up to him and said hi.</div><div>The boy John replied with a lame pick up line.</div><div>I replied, "Dumbass, anyway do you like the rainbow? I heard there are awesome things on the the side ^_^."</div><div>I said, "Ohh really, lets go check it out. Hopefully there is nice candy which we could both chew on all day long" =]</div><div>The two boys started on their journey and suddenly the dangerous monster the Dankosaur just appeared outta nowhere. John was so brave and cool he used his awesome burp to make the monster dizzy and fall on the other boy.</div><div>As the other boy was experienced in handling these things, he knew immediately on impact that the Dankosaur was a female. </div><div>He then got up and farted in the monsters face because he felt like it and John joined in. </div><div>The Dankosaur crashed into the floor and with her enormous weight, split the earth into two. We looked inside the crack and we saw the Dankosaur's mum and she was very hot and burning it up. (ROFL)</div><div>Also inside were some eggs which were cracking and OMG Dankosaur babies.</div><div>I think there was a baby that looked like me :O</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Written by John Nguyen&amp; Thai Nguyen :D</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-8546371013190042548?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-64435435946182433722009-10-23T23:30:00.002+11:002009-10-23T23:34:37.542+11:00Photography class was probably the best class I've had all week :D. Alvin started questioning me about tampons while Diem started questioning me about when guys get horny!?!?!?! Yeh man felt like i was the smartest person alive.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>(Oh and if anyone has any idea what a designer vibrator is can they tell me :D)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-6443543594618243372?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-11869086039160428422009-10-19T17:19:00.004+11:002009-10-19T17:25:29.639+11:00Such rapture, such joy, huzzah for exams :D Due to the sudden beginning of exams we simply cbf posting anything till they're over...and if you're looking at this you should probably be studying...you procrastinator! Nah jokes, we procrastinate too :)<br /><br />Oh yeah I beat thai, brendon, wilson, andrew and johnny in IPT ^^<br />(Way to boost my ego :D)<div><br /></div><div>...NOW GO STUDY! :P</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-1186908603916042842?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-73756406417361263722009-10-16T23:25:00.004+11:002009-10-16T23:43:18.672+11:00I was once walking down the roads of Fairfield.<br />I woke up to find out that my haircut looks like calvin's (its goddamn freaky)<br />And then i went and brushed my teeth.<br />I was also checking out the size of my package, it sucks being asian.<br />Then i went to check if my Magic deck was still intact. [Red deck pwns b*tch!(personally i think blue deck is best :D)]<br />I then took a shower.<br />I don't need shampoo, my hair is too short.<br />But i used the time in the shower to reflect on how much i am a pervert .<br />Curse erectile tissue.<br />Then, I started to do my daily workout of 200 pushups.<br />I followed up with working out my forearm muscles using a long pole (if you catch my drift ;D)<br />Damn, I just realised I was going to be late to my friends house.<br />So I phoned Kevin Rudd and asked if he could stop time for me.<br />Of course being the man he is, he told me if we wanted more time to have sex we would have to...<br />go find a leprechaun and squish it into felix felics (how do you think they REALLY made it?)!<br />So the epic quest for the leprechaun begun...<br /><br />CAN THIS PERSON FIND THAT LEPRECHAUN?<br />CAN HE MAKE IT IN TIME TO HIS "FRIENDS HOUSE"?<br />Chapter 2 comming soon :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-7375640641736126372?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-18372459685540201862009-10-15T21:37:00.005+11:002009-10-15T21:41:03.752+11:00............... .........,--~’’’’¯¯¯ ..’-,...¯’’~’’~--,,.............................................................<br />............... ...,-‘’’¯~, ....’- ...... ............... ....\-,........................................................<br />...... ......,-‘_¯, ........................ ............, ........’~,..<br />....... ..,-‘ ... ....................... ...........,-;’,,,,_ ........’-,,<br />...... ,-‘_, ........____ ............... ....,-‘ ..° ....’-, ......,°.;<br />.... ,-‘ .............,,,---,,, ............ ......|,,--~’’’’’’¯I .....,’<br />... ,;,_ .........,-‘ ....° ..,,;, ..........’-, .’~,_ ....,-‘’ ....,’<br /> ,--; .............|,,--~’’’ ....| ...........-‘ ........¯¯ ......,’<br />.;,°;, ............’-,_ ......,,-‘ .........._,,;- ......... ...,-‘<br />......’~, .............’’’’’’’’’ ...........-‘’ ,-‘ ..........,,~’<br />...........’~-, ................ ............... .....,,-~’<br />................... ‘~--,,,,_______,,,,-~’’’’¯¯\<br />........... .........,-‘ ......,, \....\ ._,,,,i;;;|-|_,\<br />................ ..,/, ....,-;’---‘----‘ ...... ..../.,_;|<br />................,/, ,’’’’~, .............. .......|<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-1837245968554020186?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-24420690814227358682009-10-14T17:05:00.002+11:002009-10-14T17:11:46.063+11:00Jumps like a frog<br />Makes me feel loved<br />Acts like a gay fag<br />Cause hes J-MAC :)<br /><br />Man I'm so gay xP<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2442069081422735868?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-5669392253189683392009-10-12T22:12:00.006+11:002009-10-12T23:12:11.951+11:00Alliance<br />Ban<br />Cheap cunt xD, Clan<br />Dead<br />E1337<br />F<br />Gtfo<br />Hacker<br />Inventory<br />J<br />Killing Spree<br />Lets see what you got noob!<br />Macro<br />Nub<br />Owned<br />Pro, PWNED,PvP<br />Quest<br />Respawn<br />Stfu<br />Taunt<br />Uber<br />Vehicle<br />Weapons, WTF<br />Xtreme Pros<br />Y<br />Z<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-566939225318968339?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-8503294182915186352009-10-11T23:30:00.007+11:002009-10-12T12:24:52.942+11:00THIS IS THE MOST EPIC ALPHABET EVER, It only contains epic things :D<div>Anne, Adventure Quest<br />BIG W! Beyblades<br />Calvin's Mum <3<div>Drugs </div><div>EPIC! </div><div>Family Guy, FUN! </div><div>Gunz, Girls :D, GUNBOUND, Gaming </div><div>Hugs, Hello Kitty </div><div>Infinite HP HACKS </div><div>Jimmy ZHU! </div><div>KOLODZIEJ! </div><div>Lara Bingle, Love Story </div><div>Masturbation </div><div>Nigahiga </div><div>OVER 9000! </div><div>Pokemon </div><div>Quidditch</div><div>Really Hot chicks </div><div>SEX </div><div>Tampons<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><br />Unicorns<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><br />Viagra, Victoria's Secret<br />W<br />X<br />Yu-Gi-Oh<br />Z</div><div>We need help to finish. Any suggestions :)</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-850329418291518635?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-25429124118407290852009-10-10T22:32:00.002+11:002009-10-10T22:52:27.247+11:00In a game of baseball or softball, once a player has hit the ball he runs around the bases. 1st base, 2nd base 3rd base and finally home plate (4th plate). The runner (person who runs around the bases) can get out at anyone of these plates leaving them in shame. Sometimes the batter doesn't even make it to 1st base!<div><br /></div><div>But recently I have heard some disturbing things. When people talk about bases it means something completely different :O. When my good old friend <b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">WILSON TRAN </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal;">brought the topic up on our train ride to Minto. It got me curious so I went to investigate. Where else would I go to but my good friends Jmac and Wilson!</span></span></i></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Eh? says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*dude first is only making out</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Thai says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*1st lbase</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*is</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*hardest</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*to reach</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*though</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">**base</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*ohhhhh</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*making out</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*well I dunno</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Eh? says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*second</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Thai says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*i mean </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*you know</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*israaq said</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Eh? says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*is 'hand'</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Thai says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*when the batter bats</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*its hard</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*first base was errm</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Eh? says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*third is 'blow'</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Thai says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*to run to first</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Eh? says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*home is SEX</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*french kissing :S</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Thai says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*LIKE</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*PENATRATION :P</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*eurgh</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Eh? says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*it is</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*YES</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*WAIT</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*no third is too</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*YOU HAVE TO SAY</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*there's a special word for it</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*SOME WORD THEN PENETRATION</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Eh? says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*isn't penetration second?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*french kissing falls under making out</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*second?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Eh? says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*dw...8-)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*yes yes</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*that's why</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*it has to be</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*something penetration</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*some special word</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*that actually specifies</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*it's THIS TO THAT</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Eh? says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*dude</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*its easy</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*first is dry sex essentially</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*second isn't</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*third is even worse</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*home is obvious</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*maybe you should relate it to meals instead</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*wait</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*that doesn't work</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*well I dunno</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">*WHOEVER INVENTED THIS CRAP IS RETARDED</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">OMGOSH ITS ABOUT <b>SEX</b> and i was curious to find out more :)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><div>Eh? says:</div><div>*relate it to pokemon</div><div> (ap)(ap)(ap) aeroplanes. says:</div><div>*POKEMON D:</div><div> Eh? says:</div><div>*when you vsing the elite four.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2542912411840729085?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-67263726971293298492009-10-09T15:21:00.004+11:002009-10-09T15:28:57.302+11:00Before the Epic Day at J-Macs house begun...<br />Me and Wilson got on different carriages and started fighting ^^<br />Kenny came and started fighting about Gunz<br />On the train we started fighting about which girl has the biggest "rack" :O<br />At glenfield station we started to fight over what we should bring to J-Mac's house.<br />On the train from Glenfield-Minto me and Kenny were fighting because I wouldn't tell him what 1st base was.<br />At Minto station me Wilson and Kenny were fighting over control over my phone.<br />At Minto Asian Grocery Store we fought over to buy him Burgerman or some cheap copy of Oreo<br />And finally at Minto station there was a jackhammer drilling through the bridge and it sounded like a machine gun. So we pretended to be mock fighting :D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-6726372697129329849?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-5047346354103053772009-10-09T15:21:00.001+11:002009-10-09T15:21:19.767+11:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-504734635410305377?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-27010958617702156832009-10-09T10:11:00.002+11:002009-10-09T10:22:04.321+11:00So yesterday I invited Thai, Kenny and Wilson over to my house, but right before that i had to go to the freaken dentist all the way in Baulkham Hills and he put bands back on my braces -_- Then Thai, Wilson and Kenny got to the station early so I was a bit late to pick them up and they bought stuff from the asian shop in Minto, anyway we finally got to my house and ergh we tried playing Halo 2 but turns out you can only co-op with two people so we started playing Starwars Battlefront 2 and unfortunately my current TV died some time ago and we had to use this smaller TV and since it was cut up into 4 small screens you could barely see anything but we played the story mode then a bit of instant action. Then Thai decided to go hijack my computer so we all joined him and he started 'flirting' with Kyleen until he gave it away. I then put on the webcam and she put on hers and Wilson kept hiding from the webcam (photogenic asian --') then we put on the mic and started playing my epic music yo ^^ can't really remember what happend then :P After that we played 2v2 Halo 2 and my bro joined in on that...(splatter ftw) and then Thai said he had tutor -_- so i had to run with him to the station so he could catch the right train, then sprint back (uphill) to go get Wilson and Kenny and we played SSX 3 a little while and we just walked to the station and I walked back. So yeah thats my epic day :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-2701095861770215683?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-45287883532956290962009-10-07T22:54:00.004+11:002009-10-07T23:03:01.534+11:00So today I realised something. My ambitions and dreams have all changed. In year 2 I made a speech about wanting to be an astronaut, a teacher, a carpenter and a zookeeper all at the same time. When I said my speech that day, my teacher laughed at me saying I was too ambitious which is a shame :(. Anyway right now when I grow up, I wanna be a game show host! I mean have you seen them all? They are like full rich and they dress so cool and (there are also the hot chicks but you know I so totally don't care about that!) not to mention the fans! So yeh I wanna be a gameshow host now.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Post in the cbox thingo what you wanna be when you grow up so I can laugh at your ridiculous jobs :)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4528788353295629096?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-3985849752054514912009-10-05T23:36:00.004+11:002009-10-05T23:43:00.819+11:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">These are our top 6 priorities !</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Josephs :D</span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> a) games</span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> b) chicks</span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> c) homework</span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> d) study</span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> e) chores</span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> f) getting a life</span></span></h3><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> Mine!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> a) Girls ;P</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> b) Nukezone</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> c) Study</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> d) Homework</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> e) Food!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></div></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-398584975205451491?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-47088788906431030982009-10-05T19:37:00.000+11:002009-10-05T19:46:12.252+11:00wassup, my day today was... long :L Went to yum cha with my family and cousin, seriously all my dad eats at yum cha is sui mai and some har gao...then the shop ran outta sui mai xD Then I got home and did nothing for the next six hours till my mum made dinner. She made this bittermelon thing with some meat inside, at first she cut it up into pieces so i couldn't realise it was bittermelon and i ate it and started wondering what that weird taste was in my mouth. Then the full blast of bittermelon flavour got me and i gagged on my food and nearly threw up :( My dad seeing my reaction did not even attempt to try the bittermelon thingy and i forced my bro to try it...he had like a SHRED of it and had a very disgusted reaction too :D NEVER eat bittermelon... its like hell in your mouth :P<div><br /></div><div>Btw thai, my priority list is better than yours! at least i put homework before study xD</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-4708878890643103098?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-16835822691225817472009-10-05T17:25:00.001+11:002009-10-06T12:55:56.319+11:00Can't believe I'm doing this but yeh here it goes :D<br /><br />1. Well I can talk about you all day. We've been best friends for YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEAR (you get the point :D) But more recently campaigned for SRC together and I have to say you did a great job i owe you a lot (eg. lost stationary)<br />2. If you come across this blog please don't hurt me. You have changed quite a bit and I liked the older you better. However, you still retained your awesomeness and that cake you baked me was really nice!<br />3. Wow, I haven't known you for long but we've been through a lot eh? I know we will be friends forever and such. You are nice but have a disgraceful addiction to Taylor Swift and sideburns :O. Oh and if you ever come across this blog and read this entry, YOU'RE LOSING MORALE GET BACK ON NUKEZONE :O.<br />4. To my dearest love expert, grandaughter, sister... (everyone thing else). Thanks for being there for those talks i used to bug you with. And also those annoying things I've put you through (Alvin Yap :D)<br />5. Ok, I remember when I first met you on the train station. You were all full smiley and waving while I was thinking "whoah shes on crack." Throughout the year we've formed a sorta weird relationship and OMGOSH DID YOU KNOW MY MUM KNOWS YOUR MUM?!?!?!? Thats so weird :P<br />6. This year I think we've gotten a lot closer. Your crushing hugs and abilities to make every person you hug seem like a doll amaze me :D. Although you have a unusual attraction for the "back door" and a retarded priority list, I like you ^^<br />7. Wow you're like really cool. And like certain people say you do talk a lot (which you do), but thats ok cause I don't really talk much so it balances out right :O. There are some cases where people doubt your womanliness (is that a word?) and I do too sometimes, AHAHAH just kidding :P<br />PS: You give good hugs :D<br />8. OK ITS YOUR TURN. YOU'RE A FRIGGIN STUPID IDIOT WHO DOESN'T DESERVE WHAT HES GOT AND SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE :D. Nah man, you're like my portable conscience and I would replace it with my own if you could. Ill always remember you most probably as my 15th time ex gay husband :D.<br />9. To my friend who I've got really close to. You really don't care about anyones feelings and you tell it like it is (which is so cool). You probably have been the person who told me the most times that im "faggy" or "gay" which as many people say has made me a better person although many people would say (if they knew who you are) Thai you suck xD. I have to thank you for that :P<br />10. To Big W :D. We've been like friends, best friends, gangstar buddies and not really friends but still friends. Also, your not fat man, even my sister said so. She said you were pretty hot as well so i dunno ;)(I think she likes you). More recently, you helped me study for IPT which might have gotten me a pass!<br />11. Ok there's you :D The bestest, nicest, tallest and much more stuff sister I have. I can tell you anything and you would listen and give the best advice ever. Whenever I feel sad, I can talk to you about it and you always make me feel better. All in all probably the most perfectest person ever :P (Guys, if you ever read this and figure who this is, I advise you to go for her)<br />12. Ok I'll make your one short to match your height :P. I trust you 100% no matter what. And since im gonna lose my balls soon there is no way im gonna waste my time on your section.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-1683582269122581747?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-78909762034070471332009-10-04T19:16:00.000+11:002009-10-04T19:22:38.831+11:00Omggg, storm won 23-16 i'm so sad :( although i kinda expected that storm would win and the try at 49 minutes by melbourne was pretty epic ^^'' The stupid thing is my TV's sound died during the entire match and magically came alive again after the match, and I also missed out on the first thirty minutes cos of Truong. I guess Thai is happy that storm won xD<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-7890976203407047133?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-71975406308848095132009-10-04T12:45:00.000+11:002009-10-04T13:05:40.222+11:00Today, or yesterday night I had the weirdest dream ever. So there I was standing next to Nathan who was in a suit looking good. Then that weird music started to play, you know the one when the bride walks down the aisle. But after waiting about 30 seconds no bride came down the aisle. Nathan then started talking to me...<br />This is what happened (roughly)<br />"Thai where is she"<br />"I'm not sure, I saw her today"<br />"Thai you're like my best man man! DO SOMETHING!"<br />"No shes your fiancé you do something"<div>Then Nathan gave me his special 5-shots-in-the-balls attack and I crashed on the floor. As I was passing out in my dream I thought I heard faintly the song "I write sins not tragedies-Panic at the Disco."</div><div><br /></div><div>Man thats probably the 2nd most memorable dream I have ever had.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-7197540630884809513?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7116110620366535833.post-91972163226430214572009-10-03T14:05:00.000+10:002009-10-03T20:21:43.278+10:00Last period of the day yesterday, IPT had a party yay!<div>It was sorta fail because no one except for the girls knew we were going to have a party. While the girls were massing down food, all the guys were playing cs. When Mr. Payne finally noticed that we were playing cs he told us off. Being the wise man Mr. Payne is, he said something about IQ being lowered with playing violent games. He also suggested other <i>NON-VIOLENT </i>games that we should play such as Wii Tennis, Wii Bowling, Wii Golf and many more. J Mac made a point saying that those games don't promote teamwork unlike his Super Smash Bros. game which Mr. Payne classified as violent. So anyway disregarding what Mr. Payne said about IQ and violent games, all the boys continued to play their cs while he played cards with the girls in our class.</div><div><br /></div><div>And also, we got our flash interactive assignments back. Me and J Mac got 12 outta 15 :( That sorta sucks. Ah well at least we didn't come last. Heres the epic video :D </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-3c62c2162cbee499" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D3c62c2162cbee499%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332450751%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D36FDBC4F763815E2FBE7C92F1B9C23F056FE4387.207DFAAEC14F439CA094660D4E7B85CC3CA10619%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D3c62c2162cbee499%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DaI5wN1I07TvUfCm27yVwUGAsYFM&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D3c62c2162cbee499%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332450751%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D36FDBC4F763815E2FBE7C92F1B9C23F056FE4387.207DFAAEC14F439CA094660D4E7B85CC3CA10619%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D3c62c2162cbee499%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DaI5wN1I07TvUfCm27yVwUGAsYFM&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>(And also, commerce major class, you guys fail at cs :P)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7116110620366535833-9197216322643021457?l=kfcmascot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>J-Mac and Thaihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13094580600284707815noreply@blogger.com0