WHY DO YOU LOVE YOUR PARENTS?
ME: Family is like a pizza. I love my pizza because it's more than just the base. It has the toppings and cheese as well! (My sisters dont like sauce so i didnt put that down!). My parents would be the crusts because they are plain and boring. When you first get to know them they're nice and crisp but as time goes on you realise that they're just rock hard.
Him: Rock hard sounds dirty. I love my family because it is special. But my parents...they are super uber special. Special because they are the only people in the world that can control the awesomeness that is me...that's 'bout it.
WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR PARENTS?
They assume the worst every time
They feed you too much
They insist on watching the stupidest television programmes
They love you too much
They compare you with others
They lecture you on life
They lecture you on education
Monday, September 19, 2011
Sunday, September 4, 2011
If you're a girl
Hi dudes!
What happens when you got an essay due the next day and you haven't started?
You just gotta blog right? :D
Thai says:
about that
i forghot
J Mac says:
a girl would say that's cute
i would say that's stupid
Thai says:
lol
stupid
cute
same thing
most likely
if youre cute
youre stupid
;p
unless youre wilson
J Mac says:
well ain't that a slap in the face to a lot of girls
Thai says:
well
girls are sleeping at the moment
so its ok
J Mac says:
girls are like choc chip cookies
they vary from one to the other but are all sweet inside
Thai says:
WTF
are you a walking pick up line book?
J Mac says:
smooth is my middle name
Thai says:
girls are like my mums cooking
burnt on the outside
and disgusting on the inside
J Mac says:
crude humor
girls are like hot chips
Thai says:
err
J Mac says:
each one is cut differently, but leave you warm on the inside
Thai says:
LOL WHAT?
girls are like my grandmas birthday presents for me
open them
rewrap them
store them
and never look at them again
J Mac says:
girls are like fish
easily frightened
but with the right bait, will follow you
Thai says:
girls are like grass
take so long to grow
and yet so easy to cut
J Mac says:
girls are cool
Thai says:
just gotta love em
i am bloggin this!
Cheap entry!
Girls - I have nothing to say :D
What happens when you got an essay due the next day and you haven't started?
You just gotta blog right? :D
Thai says:
about that
i forghot
J Mac says:
a girl would say that's cute
i would say that's stupid
Thai says:
lol
stupid
cute
same thing
most likely
if youre cute
youre stupid
;p
unless youre wilson
J Mac says:
well ain't that a slap in the face to a lot of girls
Thai says:
well
girls are sleeping at the moment
so its ok
J Mac says:
girls are like choc chip cookies
they vary from one to the other but are all sweet inside
Thai says:
WTF
are you a walking pick up line book?
J Mac says:
smooth is my middle name
Thai says:
girls are like my mums cooking
burnt on the outside
and disgusting on the inside
J Mac says:
crude humor
girls are like hot chips
Thai says:
err
J Mac says:
each one is cut differently, but leave you warm on the inside
Thai says:
LOL WHAT?
girls are like my grandmas birthday presents for me
open them
rewrap them
store them
and never look at them again
J Mac says:
girls are like fish
easily frightened
but with the right bait, will follow you
Thai says:
girls are like grass
take so long to grow
and yet so easy to cut
J Mac says:
girls are cool
Thai says:
just gotta love em
i am bloggin this!
Cheap entry!
Girls - I have nothing to say :D
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Procrastination
Procrastination is not something you fit into your schedule, it is not something you plan doing, it is a way of life.What is procrastination?
Encarta dictionaries defines procrastinating as: to postpone doing something, especially as a regular practice.
Why we procrastinate?
The term procrastination has been around since the time of the Trojan War. Hector is the man who invented procrastination. If he had ordered his men to continue to aggravate the Greeks more, Troy would have won but DUE TO HIS CONSTANT "LOVE" FOR HIS WIFE , a big wooden horse was let in and that meant GG to the people of Troy.
As shown in this example:
procrastination=fun, enjoyable relaxing
side effects= evil horse with people inside kill everything while procrastination occurs
How to procrastinate?
-Walking away from your work space and then just going to fridge and looking inside, then going back to your work space. Repeat this about a million times.
- Staring at the ceiling giving every speck of dirt a name
-PEN ROTATION! [You know you love it]
-Having staring contests with stuffed animals
-Spinning in your chair
-Imagining you're with the best looking girl in the world... or even better Pretending what it would be like to be sleeping with the best looking girl in the world.
When would you not procrastinate?
... NEVER!
To express the phenomenon of procrastination, we expressed it in the only way possible, through a curve... and if you're wondering when you are actually procrastinating too much...
Encarta dictionaries defines procrastinating as: to postpone doing something, especially as a regular practice.
Why we procrastinate?
The term procrastination has been around since the time of the Trojan War. Hector is the man who invented procrastination. If he had ordered his men to continue to aggravate the Greeks more, Troy would have won but DUE TO HIS CONSTANT "LOVE" FOR HIS WIFE , a big wooden horse was let in and that meant GG to the people of Troy.
As shown in this example:
procrastination=fun, enjoyable relaxing
side effects= evil horse with people inside kill everything while procrastination occurs
How to procrastinate?
-Walking away from your work space and then just going to fridge and looking inside, then going back to your work space. Repeat this about a million times.
- Staring at the ceiling giving every speck of dirt a name
-PEN ROTATION! [You know you love it]
-Having staring contests with stuffed animals
-Spinning in your chair
-Imagining you're with the best looking girl in the world... or even better Pretending what it would be like to be sleeping with the best looking girl in the world.
When would you not procrastinate?
... NEVER!
To express the phenomenon of procrastination, we expressed it in the only way possible, through a curve... and if you're wondering when you are actually procrastinating too much...
Friday, May 27, 2011
Sterotypes
HAVE YOU EVER IMAGINED WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A GIRL, A GUY OR A TB?
Editor's note: TB is not Tuberculosis as thought of in many civilized groups.
Guys
There's a common belief in society that guys are horny 24/7 and are extremely aggressive however, if observed in their natural habitat, it can be seen that it is in fact...exactly as people think. What some people don't know is that guys sometimes get hungry as well.
I HAVE A SOURCE... Probably not reliable but he was good at DotA
"Guys flirt, by being aggressive! It's natural."
"When a guy says 'come at me' in a mean tone it actually means 'come hug me babe'
Deep stuff right there.
Joseph's drinking Apple Mango Coconut Juice.
Girls
Are pretty and and smell nice and and and have a nice personality and and when they hit you it hurts and leaves a boobie. Joseph thinks i'm describing Kyleen but it's actually all girls really. By the way did you know he's single? :D Plus girls tend to be short. Not much to say here which is a good thing because the less things we say means the less things we complain about :)
THE TB
Concealed beneath the eyeliner, the fish scales and the whipped cream is an insecure and small fishcake. They reside in a sugar cone full of love and care which they keep for themselves and never share with people like me. :(
Note: Don't be fooled by the caramel swirl on top and the shiny ribbon on the outside. Once you break open the first few layers there's tuna fish AND WE ALL KNOW THAT TUNA FISH STINKS :P
These feelings (the fleshy bit of the fish) are beyond understanding. Years of extensive research have produced nothing trying to analyze the motive behind tbs and as to why they act this way. No other animal on earth appears to act the same way as tbs. Tbs are a mystery that will continue to baffle society time and time again.
The next thing you see here will taint your eyes. This isn't a tb. It's a far far distant relative. If you're brave enough scroll down...you'll get a suprise :D . If not it's cool won't judge you.
Editor's note: TB is not Tuberculosis as thought of in many civilized groups.
Guys
There's a common belief in society that guys are horny 24/7 and are extremely aggressive however, if observed in their natural habitat, it can be seen that it is in fact...exactly as people think. What some people don't know is that guys sometimes get hungry as well.
I HAVE A SOURCE... Probably not reliable but he was good at DotA
"Guys flirt, by being aggressive! It's natural."
"When a guy says 'come at me' in a mean tone it actually means 'come hug me babe'
Deep stuff right there.
Joseph's drinking Apple Mango Coconut Juice.
Girls
Are pretty and and smell nice and and and have a nice personality and and when they hit you it hurts and leaves a boobie. Joseph thinks i'm describing Kyleen but it's actually all girls really. By the way did you know he's single? :D Plus girls tend to be short. Not much to say here which is a good thing because the less things we say means the less things we complain about :)
THE TB
Concealed beneath the eyeliner, the fish scales and the whipped cream is an insecure and small fishcake. They reside in a sugar cone full of love and care which they keep for themselves and never share with people like me. :(
Note: Don't be fooled by the caramel swirl on top and the shiny ribbon on the outside. Once you break open the first few layers there's tuna fish AND WE ALL KNOW THAT TUNA FISH STINKS :P
These feelings (the fleshy bit of the fish) are beyond understanding. Years of extensive research have produced nothing trying to analyze the motive behind tbs and as to why they act this way. No other animal on earth appears to act the same way as tbs. Tbs are a mystery that will continue to baffle society time and time again.
The next thing you see here will taint your eyes. This isn't a tb. It's a far far distant relative. If you're brave enough scroll down...you'll get a suprise :D . If not it's cool won't judge you.
And now something to revive your spirit, a sexy sexy picture of Wilson.
P.S. Camp sucked, hard.
Friday, May 20, 2011
ARE YOU A NOOB?
Do you have problems with online gaming? Do you find yourself pointlessly jumping in FPS games, or running in circles in DotA or TKing in gunbound? Fear not, we have the perfect guide that will teach you how not to be a noob!
Even if you don't think you're a noob, read this anyway. Reminisce about the glory days where you were getting annihilated for expressing your noobness and enjoy reading this. Extensive research was put into this SO IT'S 100% ACCURATE. NO IFs BUTs OR MAYBEs! (no pun intended) :D
Rule 1: People who afk aren't necessarily noobs... they actually might have a valid excuse like "my wife is in labor" or "my dad sat on my computer"
Rule 2: Hide behind the pros. When choosing a team to join in a match, join the side with the most pros as you can easily hide behind them. This may seem like a cheap tactic, but it is the easiest way to ensure a victory.
Rule 3: If you get called a noob and start trash talking then you're twice the noob you were before that moment.
Rule 4: Refrain from 1337 speak. You think you may come off as smart, but in reality when you say "1 1337 h4><0|2" you look like you've been denied a proper education and functioning keyboard.
Rule 5: Don't be depressed if people called you a noob. Everyone was a noob at some point in their life so it's ok to be a noob for the first month or two.
Rule 6: Always refer to people online as a male, there is a 99.99% a girl avatar is being controlled by a dude (GIRL - Guy in Real Life). Under no circumstances should you believe you're talking to a chick in an online game, because you will only get laughed at.
Rule 7: Chicks generally don't like guys who game... especially noobs. Don't go telling the world you play a certain game until you're almost the best.
Rule 8: If seeking revenge against another noob, you do not necessarily have to kill them by yourself. Get a whole group of people to pwn them and you will have redeemed yourself. If you try to kill them by yourself and fail, you will appear as an even bigger noob.
Rule 9: Be proud of being a noob! It shows that you're willing to put in the time and commitment to make games easier to win and more amusing to play.
Rule 10: If you're playing a MMORPG, you do not need to pay attention to any of these rules. Just grind. GRIND 'TILL YOUR FINGERS FALL OFF!
THE GOLDEN RULE (Rule 11): KSing IS NOT NOOB! IT JUST SHOWS A DEEP AND RIDICULOUS DESIRE TO GET KILLS YOU DON'T DESERVE.
The End :)
Even if you don't think you're a noob, read this anyway. Reminisce about the glory days where you were getting annihilated for expressing your noobness and enjoy reading this. Extensive research was put into this SO IT'S 100% ACCURATE. NO IFs BUTs OR MAYBEs! (no pun intended) :D
Rule 1: People who afk aren't necessarily noobs... they actually might have a valid excuse like "my wife is in labor" or "my dad sat on my computer"
Rule 2: Hide behind the pros. When choosing a team to join in a match, join the side with the most pros as you can easily hide behind them. This may seem like a cheap tactic, but it is the easiest way to ensure a victory.
Rule 3: If you get called a noob and start trash talking then you're twice the noob you were before that moment.
Rule 4: Refrain from 1337 speak. You think you may come off as smart, but in reality when you say "1 1337 h4><0|2" you look like you've been denied a proper education and functioning keyboard.
Rule 5: Don't be depressed if people called you a noob. Everyone was a noob at some point in their life so it's ok to be a noob for the first month or two.
Rule 6: Always refer to people online as a male, there is a 99.99% a girl avatar is being controlled by a dude (GIRL - Guy in Real Life). Under no circumstances should you believe you're talking to a chick in an online game, because you will only get laughed at.
Rule 7: Chicks generally don't like guys who game... especially noobs. Don't go telling the world you play a certain game until you're almost the best.
Rule 8: If seeking revenge against another noob, you do not necessarily have to kill them by yourself. Get a whole group of people to pwn them and you will have redeemed yourself. If you try to kill them by yourself and fail, you will appear as an even bigger noob.
Rule 9: Be proud of being a noob! It shows that you're willing to put in the time and commitment to make games easier to win and more amusing to play.
Rule 10: If you're playing a MMORPG, you do not need to pay attention to any of these rules. Just grind. GRIND 'TILL YOUR FINGERS FALL OFF!
THE GOLDEN RULE (Rule 11): KSing IS NOT NOOB! IT JUST SHOWS A DEEP AND RIDICULOUS DESIRE TO GET KILLS YOU DON'T DESERVE.
The End :)
Thursday, March 10, 2011
We're back
Sorry for the lack of blog activity, English is very homosexual!
Santosh says he misses our blog entries so we decided to make one. This blog is dedicated to Santosh. Also a dedication to Holmes; who has graciously come out of retirement to bring joy to Dillon's class! A dedication goes out to Jmac for being my blogging partner
for almost 2 years ! And to Thai, who has been the man to depend on and the shoulder to cry on for the past 3 years. Don't forget our precious fans who've come past and read our blog. You guys have always been there to correct our silly typos and to criticize our stupid blog posts.
Quote i thought i would share with everyone.
"CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DUMPED ME!"
"Don't worry girls will come and go... The most important thing is that you have family"
"THAT'S EVEN WORSE WAAAHH" :(
Ok... so there's school! To all the little kiddies reading our post: IT IS TRUE! YEAR 11 IS THE WORST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL. SO MUCH WORK SO MUCH PRESSURE... so less time for girls, games and whatever else fun people usually do.
This entry relates to essay writing. How to write a perfect essay in exam conditions.
1. Think of this girl you like and then write down the first thing you would say to her. This will be your thesis. Teachers like detail so therefore instead of saying just "Hello" say "Hello my name is..."
2. Follow your thesis by a supporting statement, which should consist of the qualities of said girl (refrain from ones about her mood swings). If you get a woman marking the essay you know... stuff might happen WHICH IS NOT SEX.
3. Then you say "This is how im going to prove to you why my way of picking up chicks is better"
4. Of course you should introduce your related texts, in this case you could use Mean Girls and Die Hard for very contrasting ideas. A general sentence could be: In the action film Die Hard, Bruce Willis picks up chicks through the use of his incredibly huge powerful guns, and his pistol too.
5. Now its time to add some evidence, if you have no quotes from your related texts, then make some up. Teachers have no idea whether or not your quote is accurate or not. So for Mean Girls I would just say: this is demonstrated when that bitchy girl says to that other bitchy girl, "Go to hell you fat cow". It's like it was right out of the script!
6. now we have to say WHY does this link with your thesis. With the example "Go to hell you fat cow" it symbolises the girl being in touch with nature. And since guys like natural girls... thesis has been proved
Santosh says he misses our blog entries so we decided to make one. This blog is dedicated to Santosh. Also a dedication to Holmes; who has graciously come out of retirement to bring joy to Dillon's class! A dedication goes out to Jmac for being my blogging partner
for almost 2 years ! And to Thai, who has been the man to depend on and the shoulder to cry on for the past 3 years. Don't forget our precious fans who've come past and read our blog. You guys have always been there to correct our silly typos and to criticize our stupid blog posts.
Quote i thought i would share with everyone.
"CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DUMPED ME!"
"Don't worry girls will come and go... The most important thing is that you have family"
"THAT'S EVEN WORSE WAAAHH" :(
Ok... so there's school! To all the little kiddies reading our post: IT IS TRUE! YEAR 11 IS THE WORST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL. SO MUCH WORK SO MUCH PRESSURE... so less time for girls, games and whatever else fun people usually do.
This entry relates to essay writing. How to write a perfect essay in exam conditions.
1. Think of this girl you like and then write down the first thing you would say to her. This will be your thesis. Teachers like detail so therefore instead of saying just "Hello" say "Hello my name is..."
2. Follow your thesis by a supporting statement, which should consist of the qualities of said girl (refrain from ones about her mood swings). If you get a woman marking the essay you know... stuff might happen WHICH IS NOT SEX.
3. Then you say "This is how im going to prove to you why my way of picking up chicks is better"
4. Of course you should introduce your related texts, in this case you could use Mean Girls and Die Hard for very contrasting ideas. A general sentence could be: In the action film Die Hard, Bruce Willis picks up chicks through the use of his incredibly huge powerful guns, and his pistol too.
5. Now its time to add some evidence, if you have no quotes from your related texts, then make some up. Teachers have no idea whether or not your quote is accurate or not. So for Mean Girls I would just say: this is demonstrated when that bitchy girl says to that other bitchy girl, "Go to hell you fat cow". It's like it was right out of the script!
6. now we have to say WHY does this link with your thesis. With the example "Go to hell you fat cow" it symbolises the girl being in touch with nature. And since guys like natural girls... thesis has been proved
Monday, February 14, 2011
Valentines day... What you SHOULD have done :D
Sorry for our absense from blogging. Due to school commitments we have had to postpone many blog entries. BUT NOW WE'RE BACK :D So yes Valentines day. This blog entry is mainly for the guys but any girls out there please feel welcome to read :D
Great day with the roses, the teddies, the cards and the chocolates but dudes that's so boring. I predicted what my sister's fiance would get my sister and dude... that sorta sucks.
SO what someone should do for their significant other?
1. Hand written card... dunno why but chicks dig that kinda stuff! I do too. It shows effort :). This might be a bit dangerous to suggest but maybe a home made card as well?
2. LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION! I flip to the real estate part of the newspaper and that's the first thing i see! Well I don't really see whats the fuss about location really... Girl + guy alone = sex = good valentines day. Let's face it boys... it's what we subconsciously think about every second we're awake.
3. Women LOVE pick up lines and that corny crap. "You're the only thing on my mind" is optional but "I love you" is essential to a healthy and enjoyable day.
NOTE: Some girls are on the look out to see if you actually mean what you say. So BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY AND HOW YOU SAY IT. KYLEEN WILL GO LOL AT ME WHEN SHE READS THIS. I mean I said this awesome line then she responds "Such as?" I didn't know how to respond. So sad :( Which brings us to point number 4...
4. Remember girls will question you a lot. You gotta be flexible and compensate for this. For the idiots out there... If she asks a question about herself... take the option which flatters her the most! Sometimes you should go even further with your responses :)
Eg. Girl: Do my shoes look nice?
Guy: Oh wow... you really do have a way of choosing shoes.
Note: TONE NOT SARCASTIC PLEASE. OTHERWISE A HUGE SLAP MARK WILL APPEAR ACROSS YOUR FACE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS.
This ends the post. Hope you like it guys. Enjoy the rest of valentines day
Great day with the roses, the teddies, the cards and the chocolates but dudes that's so boring. I predicted what my sister's fiance would get my sister and dude... that sorta sucks.
SO what someone should do for their significant other?
1. Hand written card... dunno why but chicks dig that kinda stuff! I do too. It shows effort :). This might be a bit dangerous to suggest but maybe a home made card as well?
2. LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION! I flip to the real estate part of the newspaper and that's the first thing i see! Well I don't really see whats the fuss about location really... Girl + guy alone = sex = good valentines day. Let's face it boys... it's what we subconsciously think about every second we're awake.
3. Women LOVE pick up lines and that corny crap. "You're the only thing on my mind" is optional but "I love you" is essential to a healthy and enjoyable day.
NOTE: Some girls are on the look out to see if you actually mean what you say. So BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY AND HOW YOU SAY IT. KYLEEN WILL GO LOL AT ME WHEN SHE READS THIS. I mean I said this awesome line then she responds "Such as?" I didn't know how to respond. So sad :( Which brings us to point number 4...
4. Remember girls will question you a lot. You gotta be flexible and compensate for this. For the idiots out there... If she asks a question about herself... take the option which flatters her the most! Sometimes you should go even further with your responses :)
Eg. Girl: Do my shoes look nice?
Guy: Oh wow... you really do have a way of choosing shoes.
Note: TONE NOT SARCASTIC PLEASE. OTHERWISE A HUGE SLAP MARK WILL APPEAR ACROSS YOUR FACE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS.
This ends the post. Hope you like it guys. Enjoy the rest of valentines day
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