EPIC STORY PART 3

I CBF summoning anything, time to flee!

But how can i flee without being able to stop time?

Screw this I'ma just gonna pull out my AK-47 and blow the crap outta this tonberry.

but i realised that the time i would take to kill the tonberry with an AK-47 would make me really late to my friends house

So instead I just decided to pull out my phone and activate my GTA IV hacks and get a chopper and fly the hell outta here.

So after 5 mins the chopper came, but when i hopped on, kevin rudd was looking at me with a loaded shotgun in his hands

Realising that in the time it takes me to do something I wouldn't be hit wtih several rounds of a shotgun I decided to distract Kevin Rudd in anyway possible...I flashed.

Kevin Rudd was amazed at my body, "How lovely is that body let me have some"

...then I jizzed...

Kevin Rudd then said, "OH MY GOSH I LOVE THAT SONG." You wanted to go Chuck Norris yeh? THEN LETS GO!

...(Kevin Rudd has weird taste)

So when I arrived at Chuck Norris' house and rung the doorbell, a boxing glove came outta nowhere and got me in the face

But then I realised something awkward. Chuck Norris looked familiar, very familiar, HE LOOKED LIKE MY FRIEND! What could this mean :-O To be continued

Another John+me Story :D

There was once an innocent boy named John.

One afternoon he went to his local park to play and he met someone ;).

The someone who he met was bursting with energy and was eager to go.

John was curious of this person's name and asked what it was.

The girl replied, "I wanna know yours first!"

John answered, "Well my name is John, What's your name?"

"My name is what ever you want it to be John =]"

"Ok then, ill just call you mine :)"

The girl was so amazingly turned on by this and asked for his phone number.

"0565834729 heehee, what's yours babe?"

"Babe? I thought my name was mine. =[ Just for that im not giving you it."

"Playing hard to get eh? I like that in a girl. Very... fiesty. How about I make it up to you by taking you to a movie this Saturday?"

"IS THAT HOW YOU ASK A GIRL OUT? MAN I THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING?!??!"

"Haha i do know what i'm doing. I got you mad didn't i? I LOVE when a girl gets aggressive."

Somehow, the little boy John and the girl talked all the way to Liverpool Westfields.

They went into the movie called "Having sex in the city."

There the boy John saw his EX and she was still as HOT as ever.

His ex walked over to him and begun to talk.

"Hi," she said, "I got a new boyfriend now and he is much hotter than you will ever be."

"Right... I'm sorry that I'm not able to satisfy a high maintenance, emotionally unstable bitch. Lucky I have found another girl who is much better than you are so I can rock her world better than what i had with you. Now FUCK OFF, I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MY GIRL. (sorry for the profanities)

Suddenly the ex started crying and started to stutter, "I-I w-w-was j-just w-wanted to..." (dramatic walk away)

The girl with John said "OMG. That was such a turn on." And they started making out...

She then broke the kiss and said, "By the way I'm a man."

John was beyond shocked, "Well... that makes things more interesting. So what's your name?"

"The names Theresa, nice to meet you"

"Oh lets keep making out... but... lets move it to behind a dumpster."

"Eww that smells but let's go." But when they moved to the dumpster... The ex was there

EPIC STORY PART 2

sorry for our delay on part 2 of the story. Dumb exams kept the story from comming.

Well heresd part 2 :D.

Yes although i dont know what a leprechaun is.

perhaps we should go to the man of knowledge about leprechauns, the one and only chuck norris

although being the unpredictable man chuck norris is he would require a special summoning jutsu to bring him to the hosuehold

and to summon something so mighty powerful we would need something equivalent to the mass of 1,000,000 suns, so we hired jimmy zhu to stand on this seal for us

but jimmy zhu was currently in china with his "friends"

so instead we got w reggib

However, when we got the guts to ask w reggib for help, she said she was too busy to help us to summon chuck norris to ask for assistance to find the leprechaun which is going to be turned into Felix Feclis which will be given to Kevin Rudd which he will use to stop time
so i just called jirachi out, and then lured it into a blender because as we all know, jirachi the pokemon = like 3 leprechauns, and from there i gave that to kevin rudd.

however kevin rudd rejected the jirachi saying that it wasn't pure enough to become Felix Felicis

so i'm like wtf, gtfo nub and i shove kevin rudd into the blender along with jirachi chunks and i drink it...i then start having hallucinations.

There i was in a bathtub with 5 hot chicks at once.

unfortunately none of them were naked :(

then outta nowhere the K Rudd comes out my other end and steals the chicks :(

i get up but unfortunately i get hit by a random battle with a FREAKEN TONBERRY! OH SH*T!

WILL KEVIN RUDD STEAL MY CHICKS?

WILL CHUCK NORRIS BE SUMMONED?

IS THERE STILL ENOUGH TIME TO REACH MY FRIENDS HOUSE

To be continued...

Story :)

The rainbow was shiny when i looked at it.

I NEVER would of thought it was so awesomely shiny and pretty =].

There was a boy looking at the rainbow and his name was John.

The boy was so smexy so I went up to him and said hi.

The boy John replied with a lame pick up line.

I replied, "Dumbass, anyway do you like the rainbow? I heard there are awesome things on the the side ^_^."

I said, "Ohh really, lets go check it out. Hopefully there is nice candy which we could both chew on all day long" =]

The two boys started on their journey and suddenly the dangerous monster the Dankosaur just appeared outta nowhere. John was so brave and cool he used his awesome burp to make the monster dizzy and fall on the other boy.

As the other boy was experienced in handling these things, he knew immediately on impact that the Dankosaur was a female.

He then got up and farted in the monsters face because he felt like it and John joined in.

The Dankosaur crashed into the floor and with her enormous weight, split the earth into two. We looked inside the crack and we saw the Dankosaur's mum and she was very hot and burning it up. (ROFL)

Also inside were some eggs which were cracking and OMG Dankosaur babies.

I think there was a baby that looked like me :O

Written by John Nguyen& Thai Nguyen :D

Photography class was probably the best class I've had all week :D. Alvin started questioning me about tampons while Diem started questioning me about when guys get horny!?!?!?! Yeh man felt like i was the smartest person alive.

(Oh and if anyone has any idea what a designer vibrator is can they tell me :D)

exams!

Such rapture, such joy, huzzah for exams :D Due to the sudden beginning of exams we simply cbf posting anything till they're over...and if you're looking at this you should probably be studying...you procrastinator! Nah jokes, we procrastinate too :)

Oh yeah I beat thai, brendon, wilson, andrew and johnny in IPT ^^
(Way to boost my ego :D)

...NOW GO STUDY! :P

EPIC STORY BRO :D CHAPTER 1.

I was once walking down the roads of Fairfield.
I woke up to find out that my haircut looks like calvin's (its goddamn freaky)
And then i went and brushed my teeth.
I was also checking out the size of my package, it sucks being asian.
Then i went to check if my Magic deck was still intact. [Red deck pwns b*tch!(personally i think blue deck is best :D)]
I then took a shower.
I don't need shampoo, my hair is too short.
But i used the time in the shower to reflect on how much i am a pervert .
Curse erectile tissue.
Then, I started to do my daily workout of 200 pushups.
I followed up with working out my forearm muscles using a long pole (if you catch my drift ;D)
Damn, I just realised I was going to be late to my friends house.
So I phoned Kevin Rudd and asked if he could stop time for me.
Of course being the man he is, he told me if we wanted more time to have sex we would have to...
go find a leprechaun and squish it into felix felics (how do you think they REALLY made it?)!
So the epic quest for the leprechaun begun...

CAN THIS PERSON FIND THAT LEPRECHAUN?
CAN HE MAKE IT IN TIME TO HIS "FRIENDS HOUSE"?
Chapter 2 comming soon :)