Ever seen a girl Santa? No? Good. Because girls would make an incredibly terrible Santa. Why I hear you ask, this is why:
- There was originally 10 reindeer, the 9 you are familiar with: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph. And lets call the last one...Shannen. Now a woman went and killed Shannen because Shannen used her shampoo to clean her fur and make it silky smooth. (Girls suck with epic magical reindeer)
- Women cannot pull off being sexy and fat at the same time whereas old men can
You know you wanna hit that thang.- Women only take.
- Only guys like working with children.
Where all the children at?
- Santa has to be an efficient worker.
- Girls can't drive cars, how can they possibly drive a sleigh?
Sorry girls, you just aren't cut out to be the epicness that is Santa. But girls don't worry, you can ride in my sleigh tonight ;D
Merry Christmas!
P.S I saw this card and it reminded me of Alvin Yap.
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