Tuesday, July 3, 2012

A blast from the past

We were kind of bored so we decided to give you something special. We are proud to present a slice of our childhood, our very own:


10. Sailor Moon

Does anyone even remember what this show was about? No seriously, you guys.

9. Digimon

The evolutions in Digimon were far more cooler than those in Pokemon, yet every time I think of Digimon I think of it as Pokemon on crack. Y'know, something like this:

I still remember those Digimon Digivices that were pretty much the boy equivalent of a Tamagotchi.

8. Zoids

...Transformers without the transforming. Giant mechanical animals with loads of weaponry. This show was the epitome of manliness.

7. Winx Club

Any boy that says that they did not watch the Winx Club as a child is lying. I still remember [most of] the lyrics to the theme song and this show was...magical.

6. Sonic X

Some of you may not have watched this show but it was soooooo good. The plot was awesome and one of the best scenes in the entire show is when Sonic and Shadow both go into their super forms. I think I wet myself when I saw it.

*jizz in my pants*

5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

One of the best shows that was consistently good throughout my childhood. I'm pretty sure everyone was oblivious to the fact that the turtles were originally named after the four Renaissance painters [Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello & Michelangelo] when they first watched it as kids. [I was anyway]

Intro was the beeeeeest.

4. Beyblade

LETS BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP! Using spinning tops to save the world. What has the world come to? I'm almost sure everyone stopped watching Beyblade after the All Stars team split up [it made me cry every time :c]. Pretty much everyone had a beyblade in primary school and beyblades were banned in pretty much every primary school. Apparently flying beyblades = bad idea.

3. Yu-Gi-Oh!

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel! What made the show so good, was that it was an awesome game as well. I don't think anyone bothered keeping up with the show after the Battle City tournament, but seeing the  Egyptian God cards in the original anime has stuck with me for life. 
P.S. If you're incredibly bored, watch Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, it is hilarious.

Oh yeah, one more thing. CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYLES!

2. Dragon Ball Z

This show was on an entirely new level of epic. The grueling sagas that would require Goku about 10 episodes to charge one spirit bomb made it all worthwhile when he released pure hell on Buu...and stuff. DBZ set the standard for badass with such awesomeness across the entire board. Hell hath no fury like a Super Saiyan scorned.

1. Pokemon

What else could it be?! You can not have a list of best childhood cartoons without Pokemon being present. Back in the day when the only region that mattered was Kanto and there was only 151 Pokemon to think about. The fact that the anime is still going is just proof that Pokemon is timeless. The video games made Pokemon so much better, experiencing the joys of catching and battling Pokemon just like in the show was priceless. I don't mind the fact that there are a fat load of Pokemon now and so many regions because it means that many kids get to experience the magic of Pokemon like we did when we were younger watching the show.

Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all

Friday, April 27, 2012

Comforting times

Launching right back into the first week of term 2, we realise just about everybody is receiving their exams back. This can clearly be a stressful time for many as people find accepting their marks difficult and this can result in many insecurities. So for the men we have provided a FOOLPROOF list of ways to comfort a girl who is stressing over her exam mark. This is guaranteed to make you look like an awesome guy, just in case you're already not.

We have ordered these things from least effective to most effective ways to comfort and remember that everything we tell you is absolutely freaking GENIUS. 
  1. "Everyone else did really crap"
  2. "Your mum would be proud"
  3. "You just need to calm down. Seriously...this could be a dream" *Proceed to slap her* "Nope, not a dream"
  4. "The assessment was worth nothing, just smash everyone in the next task"
  5. "Don't worry...modelling is still an option for you"
  6. "Don't worry, there's nothing you can do to change this mark. As long as you tried your best, it will be okay"
  7. "Don't's because the teachers think you look too pretty"
  8. "There are many more important things in life, just like the guy talking to you"
  9. *Place a comforting arm around her*
  10. Tell her your mark.

P.S. Guys can use these on guys, but 5, 7, 8, 9 should probably be followed with "No homo".

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Adventure 3

So yeah this is Lawrence and I've randomly hacked into Thai's account ^^
Now I shall begin my tale of how this came to be ...
It was a dark and stormy night.
This morning Rafi was waiting for us at Cabra library since 11, but I was at home and Thai was at tutoring so he was alones for until 2.30-ish, when Thai went and picked him up. Then they came to pick me up but there were late because Thai took two wrong turns.
So yes, then they picked me up and all was well but Thai wanted to backtrack because he ran a red light on the way there and he wanted to check there wasn't a camera (lol). So we went back to where-ever Thai got last at, and it turns out there was no red light camera to catch him; we were safe.
HOWEVER, then we got lost and we ended up in some unknown shopping centre (we later found out it was at Horsey Park). We went into Red Rooster and there was this pretty cute chick at the counter.
*censored story about cute chick*
Then on the way back we nearly got run over and yeah
Dude it would have been more funny if you were here with us !
Goodbye !

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Happy Birthday Jmac

This post goes out to Jmac who turns 17 today :D

I didn't know what to get you man... so in order to preserve our friendship and whatever else we have together... I decided to get you nothing :) Great friend yeah :D

Here's some advice for you Jmac:
- When a girl says hi, she's mildly interested in you and when a girl starts to cry tell her she resembles goo. It rhymes :D
-Yu-gi-oh cards may be nice. But pokemon cards are cooler :D
-The meaning of life is

(scroll down)

(Keep going)

(almost there)

you honestly thought I had an answer for that one?
Happy Birthday Jmac :D

Tuesday, March 13, 2012


What if we had...?

  • Cheeseburgers with no cheese
  • Oranges which aren't orange
  • iPhones which aren't phones
  • Girlfriends that aren't friends...wait we already have that
  • A definite solution for 1/0
  • Waterproof teabags
  • Air guitars that make sound
  • Flying cars
  • A young attractive prime minister
  • Parachutes that open on impact
  • Left handed forks
  • Underwear you don't wear
  • Air conditioner that makes your hair smooth and silky

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Formal Dresses

Why are girls so obsessed with dresses? Here's what we think :D

Me: The dress looks like Arthur's armor...
Jmac: Floral pattern too distracting 7/10

Me: leg length to dress length ratio is 1:0.45 (which is good)
cute bow thing
dont like the top part though they should have kept it shiny and silky all the way instead of those ripple thingys

Jmac: I LIKE IT. 8.5/10 it's simply simple

Me: Top part makes it seem like it's for older women? But it's sorta cute (maybe it's the girl..)

Jmac:the whole part how the section attached to the straps meet in the middle, i don't really like it. I'm gonna have to give it a

Me:too short...but it's bad for a skanky dress because it doesn't reveal anything
good for hiding small things
horrible to wash
4/10 :D

J Mac:
the design doesn't seem very practical

Me: black always sexy. I like the straight v it makes but those fluffy shoulder pads make it look like shes gonna be playing some american football


Jmac: The one on the left i think is hideous.The shoulder just ruin it for me


Me: Flowy elegant dress. Good design :D

9/10 :D

Jmac: Extravagant


(Jmac got a crush on Selena Gomez :D )

Saturday, March 10, 2012

We're back in style baby


So ergh, in case you haven't realised there's been a certain lack of attention to our blog [we're doing everything humanely possible to fix this atrocity]. But the drought is over! Prepare yourself for the most amazing chunk of text that your eyes have feasted upon since you've last read your favourite book which you love so much. Are you ready? You're sure? Absolutely positive? Okay then, feast your eyes... UPON THIS!

...any second now's right around the corner

I'm sorry I got nothing :(

But I can't leave you with nothing, so I have graciously drawn something for you. [I apologize for the poor quality; it was rushed]. It is perhaps one of my favourite jokes... that isn't dirty.

[Click to view properly]