Adventure 3

So yeah this is Lawrence and I've randomly hacked into Thai's account ^^
Now I shall begin my tale of how this came to be ...
It was a dark and stormy night.
This morning Rafi was waiting for us at Cabra library since 11, but I was at home and Thai was at tutoring so he was alones for until 2.30-ish, when Thai went and picked him up. Then they came to pick me up but there were late because Thai took two wrong turns.
So yes, then they picked me up and all was well but Thai wanted to backtrack because he ran a red light on the way there and he wanted to check there wasn't a camera (lol). So we went back to where-ever Thai got last at, and it turns out there was no red light camera to catch him; we were safe.
HOWEVER, then we got lost and we ended up in some unknown shopping centre (we later found out it was at Horsey Park). We went into Red Rooster and there was this pretty cute chick at the counter.
*censored story about cute chick*
Then on the way back we nearly got run over and yeah
Dude it would have been more funny if you were here with us !
Goodbye !
L

Happy Birthday Jmac

This post goes out to Jmac who turns 17 today :D

I didn't know what to get you man... so in order to preserve our friendship and whatever else we have together... I decided to get you nothing :) Great friend yeah :D

Here's some advice for you Jmac:
- When a girl says hi, she's mildly interested in you and when a girl starts to cry tell her she resembles goo. It rhymes :D
-Yu-gi-oh cards may be nice. But pokemon cards are cooler :D
-The meaning of life is

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you honestly thought I had an answer for that one?
Happy Birthday Jmac :D

Well...

What if we had...?

• Cheeseburgers with no cheese
• Oranges which aren't orange
• iPhones which aren't phones
• Girlfriends that aren't friends...wait we already have that
• A definite solution for 1/0
• Waterproof teabags
• Air guitars that make sound
• Flying cars
• A young attractive prime minister
• Parachutes that open on impact
• Left handed forks
• Underwear you don't wear
• Air conditioner that makes your hair smooth and silky

Formal Dresses

Why are girls so obsessed with dresses? Here's what we think :D




Me: The dress looks like Arthur's armor...
6/10
Jmac: Floral pattern too distracting 7/10










Me: leg length to dress length ratio is 1:0.45 (which is good)
cute bow thing
dont like the top part though they should have kept it shiny and silky all the way instead of those ripple thingys
8.5/10

Jmac: I LIKE IT. 8.5/10 it's simply simple














Me: Top part makes it seem like it's for older women? But it's sorta cute (maybe it's the girl..)
7.5/10

Jmac:the whole part how the section attached to the straps meet in the middle, i don't really like it. I'm gonna have to give it a
6.5/10















Me:too short...but it's bad for a skanky dress because it doesn't reveal anything
good for hiding small things
horrible to wash
4/10 :D


J Mac:
the design doesn't seem very practical
6/10














Me: black always sexy. I like the straight v it makes but those fluffy shoulder pads make it look like shes gonna be playing some american football

8/10

Jmac: The one on the left i think is hideous.The shoulder just ruin it for me

5.5/10








Me: Flowy elegant dress. Good design :D

9/10 :D

Jmac: Extravagant

9.5/10




(Jmac got a crush on Selena Gomez :D )

We're back in style baby

WE'RE BACK.

So ergh, in case you haven't realised there's been a certain lack of attention to our blog [we're doing everything humanely possible to fix this atrocity]. But the drought is over! Prepare yourself for the most amazing chunk of text that your eyes have feasted upon since you've last read your favourite book which you love so much. Are you ready? You're sure? Absolutely positive? Okay then, feast your eyes... UPON THIS!

...any second now

...it's right around the corner

I'm sorry I got nothing :(

But I can't leave you with nothing, so I have graciously drawn something for you. [I apologize for the poor quality; it was rushed]. It is perhaps one of my favourite jokes... that isn't dirty.

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