DARE :D

Another game!

Rules: Has to be something over msn. That is all

Names of people are in asterisks for privacy reasons :D

ROUND 1.
Me: I dare you to ask kenny what song he sings in the shower

J Mac:hey you there?

****:hey man was showring hahha
J Mac:LOL speak of the devil. do you sing in the shower?
****:LOL depends
AHAHA.usually rap, LOL why?

J Mac:what do you usually sing/rap?

****
HAHHAa
****:
eminem
****:
lil crazed
****:
howcome? LOL
****:
blogging?

J Mac:
any specific song bro?

****:
eminem- when im gone
****:
lil crazed- everytime we touch?


Round 2
J Mac:
I dare you, to take the dumbest luvo ever, then send it to... *** for a score out of 10.

This defines sexy.

me:
hey
can you do me a favour?

****:
i guess?

Me:
can you look at this luvo i just made and rate it out of 10 please?

****:
rate?!
but thats mean
LOL

me:
do it please

****:
whats 10?

me:
extremely sexy

****:
er
err 7-8?
LOL

me:
thank you


Round 3

J Mac:
hey ****
wanna hear something groovy?

****:
yes yes
:D
J Mac:
45% of boyfriends wish their girlfriends had bigger boobs
shocking innit?

****:
:O
45%!
that's so much

J Mac:
yeah it truly is

****:
would you want that?

J Mac:
no of course not

****:
good
(Y)
then you can come recommended
would you ever ask a girl to rate you?

J Mac :
maybe :^)
why do you ask?

****:
oh nothing
:)

J Mac:
i'm sure it is :D


Round 4 was requested not to be posted so we didn't.

Round 5

J Mac:
freckles make people cute yeah?
so how come you don't have any?

****:
freckles?
LOL
and u sound like thai
HAHA..

J Mac:
...neveeer

****:
ok
and thai just randomly popped up
this is very
suspicious..

J Mac:
*...

Just to let you folks know... there were others but it really went downhill after that

Christmas Fun

Christmas eve is a time for fun folks. So what better way to have fun than with a little competition?

THE COMPETITION

We have to make a girl say "LOL", "LMAO", "HAHA" etc in caps.

We only get one line in (which is seven words) after each response from a girl.

First one to make the girl laugh wins the round.

Whoever wins the most rounds wins.

Round One

Blitzen says (11:26 PM):

HAAH

Father Joseph says (11:26 PM):

Heeey anna

- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):

hey garfield

- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):

what's up?

- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):

whose this other person?

Blitzen says (11:26 PM):

thai :(

Father Joseph says (11:26 PM):

Did you know thai is fat?

- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):

oh hi thai

- Rudolph says (11:26 PM):

:O

- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):

HE IS?!?

- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):

last time i saw him

- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):

he was skinny

- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):

so are you sure?

Father Joseph says (11:27 PM):

KFC, one helluva food

Blitzen says (11:27 PM):

yeah thats me. thanks for the compliment!

- Rudolph says (11:27 PM):

- Rudolph says (11:28 PM):

so...

- Rudolph says (11:28 PM):

what's up?

Blitzen says (11:28 PM):

well its christmas time soon :D

- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):

OH YES

- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):

I AM SOOO EXCITED

Father Joseph says (11:29 PM):

Anna where are you atm?

- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):

i'm at home

- Rudolph says (11:29 PM):

you?

Father Joseph says (11:30 PM):

Shouldn't you be sitting on a tree?

- Rudolph says (11:30 PM):

why?

- Rudolph says (11:30 PM):

^o)

Father Joseph says (11:30 PM):

Cause angels are at the top :D

Blitzen says (11:31 PM):

psst... you're at the top anna

- Rudolph says (11:31 PM):

AWWWWWWW

- Rudolph says (11:31 PM):

you guys are so sweet

- Rudolph says (11:31 PM):

:)

- Rudolph says (11:32 PM):

santa will definitely give you something neat

Father Joseph says (11:33 PM):

That's a tie folks.

Blitzen says (11:33 PM):

not a thai but a tie

:(

Tie (Not Thai)

Round Two

Blitzen says (11:42 PM):

YO WASSUP GUYS

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:42 PM):

lol

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:42 PM):

why did u try again

Father Joseph says (11:43 PM):

Hey shannen

Blitzen says (11:43 PM):

youre supposed to say "hi" in return.

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:45 PM):

LOL

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:45 PM):

Hi guys!

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:45 PM):

what's upppp

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):

oh wait

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):

nvm

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):

ure blogging

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):

LOLOOL

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):

ok

Father Joseph says (11:46 PM):

sad face.

Blitzen says (11:46 PM):

what?

Blitzen says (11:46 PM):

LOl

Blitzen says (11:46 PM):

HAHAH

Blitzen says (11:46 PM):

HAHAEOHFIWSOGHISURgh

- christmas[b]card[/b] says (11:46 PM):

sad face??

Blitzen says (11:46 PM):

HAHAH

Blitzen says (11:46 PM):

HAHAH

Blitzen says (11:46 PM):

HAPPY FACE :D

Winner: Thai

Round Three

Blitzen says (11:49 PM):

greeting danica

Father Joseph says (11:49 PM):

Sup

[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):

er

[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):

hi guys

Father Joseph says (11:50 PM):

A man walks into a bar... ouch

[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):

a blonde walks into a bar

[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:50 PM):

ouch

Blitzen says (11:50 PM):

what do i say now?

[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:51 PM):

is this your way oif pick up line-ing?

Father Joseph says (11:51 PM):

Thai couldn't pick up a dog

[c=1][b]danicat,[/b][/c]·$0 says (11:51 PM):

LOL

Father Joseph says (11:51 PM):

VICTORY

Father Joseph says (11:52 PM):

*plays eye of the tiger*

Blitzen says (11:52 PM):

I

Blitzen says (11:52 PM):

CANNOT

Blitzen says (11:52 PM):

BELIEVE IT..

Blitzen says (11:52 PM):

RAGE QUIT

Winner: J Mac

Round 4 (The Decider)

Blitzen says (11:57 PM):

hi debbie

Father Joseph says (11:57 PM):

heya

- nutcracker says (11:57 PM):

hi??

Blitzen says (11:58 PM):

so there's this fish on the road

Father Joseph says (11:58 PM):

did you hear the one about

- nutcracker says (11:59 PM):

nope

Father Joseph says (11:59 PM):

the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend

- nutcracker says (11:59 PM):

did he eat her

Blitzen says (12:00 AM):

nah he chopped her into bits

Father Joseph says (12:00 AM):

when is a car not a car?

- nutcracker says (12:01 AM):

when it turns into a driveway ?

- nutcracker says (12:01 AM):

:D

Father Joseph says (12:01 AM):

DAMN you're good (Y)

- nutcracker says (12:02 AM):

ooh AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!

- nutcracker says (12:02 AM):

:D

Blitzen says (12:02 AM):

When is a circle not a circle?

Father Joseph says (12:02 AM):

merry christmas to you too :D

- nutcracker says (12:03 AM):

i dont know the circle one ><

Blitzen says (12:03 AM):

good because i just made it up :)

Father Joseph says (12:04 AM):

why does a chicken say buck buck?

- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):

cos it cant say dollar :S

- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):

i dont know LOL

Blitzen says (12:05 AM):

i cant

Blitzen says (12:05 AM):

believe

Blitzen says (12:05 AM):

you said that

Father Joseph says (12:05 AM):

COME ON!

Blitzen says (12:05 AM):

thought we were friends man

- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):

OH

Blitzen says (12:05 AM):

HAHA

- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):

2 dollars?!?!

- nutcracker says (12:05 AM):

:O

Blitzen says (12:05 AM):

come back by joseph

Blitzen says (12:05 AM):

:(

Blitzen says (12:05 AM):

gg well played hahah

Father Joseph says (12:05 AM):

GG son.

Winner: J Mac

The winner of the competition: J Mac

Commence the Christmas Party!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS (AGAIN)

Why Santa can't be a Girl

Ever seen a girl Santa? No? Good. Because girls would make an incredibly terrible Santa. Why I hear you ask, this is why:

• There was originally 10 reindeer, the 9 you are familiar with: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph. And lets call the last one...Shannen. Now a woman went and killed Shannen because Shannen used her shampoo to clean her fur and make it silky smooth. (Girls suck with epic magical reindeer)

• Women cannot pull off being sexy and fat at the same time whereas old men can

You know you wanna hit that thang.

• Women only take.

• Only guys like working with children.

Where all the children at?

• Santa has to be an efficient worker.

• Girls can't drive cars, how can they possibly drive a sleigh?

Sorry girls, you just aren't cut out to be the epicness that is Santa. But girls don't worry, you can ride in my sleigh tonight ;D

Merry Christmas!

P.S I saw this card and it reminded me of Alvin Yap.

69 Words of Comfort and Wisdom :D

Yugioh
Bouncy
Loud
Humbug
Mug
Sprinkles
Plastic
Outrageous
Attractive
Irresistible
Monkey
Power
Stripe
Float
Tablet
Change
Banana
Hot
Receipt
Garbage
Sauce
Hot
Sauce
Boss
Alien
Microscopic
Cookie
Synonym
Perfume
Remember
Shiny
Chocolate
Paper
Raffle
Window
Time
Bear
Stick
Drop
Hundred
Muffins
Turtles
Powder
Smells
Final
Mathematics
Space
Vacuum
Butterfly
Mobile
Multiple
Compact
Chaos
Holes
Forget
Mouse

HALLOWEEEN WOOO

Sorry for absence. You know Year 12 and work... Yeah right we're just mucking around. So anyway here is our rare interview with Dracula!

Interviewer:Hello Dracula. I hope Halloween this night has been alright for you.
Are there more tricks or treats tonight?

Dracula:I vant to suck your BLAAAAAAA-ck licorice. I don't know about tricks or treats, but I do know some of the costumes here suck.

Interviewer: I see you're enjoying those treats Dracula. Can i have any?

Dracula: Are you 600+ years old? I thought not. You can have some in the afterlife.

Interviewer: Dracula you haven't changed since the last time we met! What is that there you got in that hand? Seems like blue blood. Going for a different angle this year?

Dracula: My agents tell me the whole "red blood dripping from your teeth thing" is kinda out right now, and I should instead wear sparkles in my hair. I said screw that crap, I'll make my own gimmick. Blue blood - the blood for real gangsters.

Interviewer: Surely Dracula youre not a gangster. I mean are you going to an after party?

Dracula: No of course not, I'm staying home and smiting some n00bs on DotA- oh wait, that's right I'm not a virgin! Dude I am the life and soul of any party...metaphorically. But to answer your question, no I have to stay home. Mum says I have to drink my blood like a good boy.

(interviewer comes closer)
Interviewer: Between you and me, is there any "candy" you would like to share with me?

Dracula: In all my afterlife I have never batted for that team.

Interviewer: Dracula before we wrap up this short interview with you. Is there anything you would like to say to our fans tuning in tonight?

Dracula: Donate blood...generously. VERY GENEROUSLY, SERIOUSLY I HAVEN'T EATEN IN WEEKS GUYZ.



Why does Dracula hate humans?

A Quick Tribute

As you may, or may not know, Steve Jobs has passed away after a struggle with pancreatic cancer. Now I am not a huge fan of Apple with its overpriced technology that serves as only something nice to look at, but I would be lying if I said that Apple hasn't impacted on my life and many others around me. The Macintosh was one of the first PCs I owned and I still have it stored away in the attic in perfect condition, complete with its astonishing 1 mb of RAM. In primary school, I learnt the basics to computers through Macs with Mac OS X which has aided me throughout life. And one of my first prized possessions was my 32 gb classic iPod that I would watch Yu-Gi-Oh GX on all the time (before it got smashed).

These priceless experiences and memories (which I would not trade for anything) is down to one brilliant man; Steve Jobs, the co-founder of Apple and the man who has brought with him in his lifetime gifts that have touched and shaped the lives of millions. Steve Jobs was the backbone of Apple, and his work will continue to live on in not only Apple, but through all of us.

I leave you a final thought:

It looks like the people at Apple will be out of "Jobs".

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- J Mac

Prince Charming

Comments from our Princesses


Depiction of a sexy man.




P.S. Bow ties are cool.

Parents!

WHY DO YOU LOVE YOUR PARENTS?
ME: Family is like a pizza. I love my pizza because it's more than just the base. It has the toppings and cheese as well! (My sisters dont like sauce so i didnt put that down!). My parents would be the crusts because they are plain and boring. When you first get to know them they're nice and crisp but as time goes on you realise that they're just rock hard.
Him: Rock hard sounds dirty. I love my family because it is special. But my parents...they are super uber special. Special because they are the only people in the world that can control the awesomeness that is me...that's 'bout it.

WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR PARENTS?
They assume the worst every time
They feed you too much
They insist on watching the stupidest television programmes
They love you too much
They compare you with others
They lecture you on life
They lecture you on education

If you're a girl

Hi dudes!
What happens when you got an essay due the next day and you haven't started?
You just gotta blog right? :D
Thai says:
about that
i forghot
J Mac says:
a girl would say that's cute
i would say that's stupid
Thai says:
lol
stupid
cute
same thing
most likely
if youre cute
youre stupid
;p
unless youre wilson
J Mac says:
well ain't that a slap in the face to a lot of girls
Thai says:
well
girls are sleeping at the moment
so its ok
J Mac says:
girls are like choc chip cookies
they vary from one to the other but are all sweet inside
Thai says:
WTF
are you a walking pick up line book?
J Mac says:
smooth is my middle name
Thai says:
girls are like my mums cooking
burnt on the outside
and disgusting on the inside
J Mac says:
crude humor
girls are like hot chips
Thai says:
err
J Mac says:
each one is cut differently, but leave you warm on the inside
Thai says:
LOL WHAT?
girls are like my grandmas birthday presents for me
open them
rewrap them
store them
and never look at them again
J Mac says:
girls are like fish
easily frightened
but with the right bait, will follow you
Thai says:
girls are like grass
take so long to grow
and yet so easy to cut
J Mac says:
girls are cool
Thai says:
just gotta love em
i am bloggin this!

Cheap entry!
Girls - I have nothing to say :D

Procrastination

Procrastination is not something you fit into your schedule, it is not something you plan doing, it is a way of life.What is procrastination?
Encarta dictionaries defines procrastinating as: to postpone doing something, especially as a regular practice.

Why we procrastinate?
The term procrastination has been around since the time of the Trojan War. Hector is the man who invented procrastination. If he had ordered his men to continue to aggravate the Greeks more, Troy would have won but DUE TO HIS CONSTANT "LOVE" FOR HIS WIFE , a big wooden horse was let in and that meant GG to the people of Troy.
As shown in this example:
procrastination=fun, enjoyable relaxing
side effects= evil horse with people inside kill everything while procrastination occurs

How to procrastinate?
-Walking away from your work space and then just going to fridge and looking inside, then going back to your work space. Repeat this about a million times.
- Staring at the ceiling giving every speck of dirt a name
-PEN ROTATION! [You know you love it]
-Having staring contests with stuffed animals
-Spinning in your chair
-Imagining you're with the best looking girl in the world... or even better Pretending what it would be like to be sleeping with the best looking girl in the world.

When would you not procrastinate?
... NEVER!

To express the phenomenon of procrastination, we expressed it in the only way possible, through a curve... and if you're wondering when you are actually procrastinating too much...

Sterotypes

HAVE YOU EVER IMAGINED WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A GIRL, A GUY OR A TB?
Editor's note: TB is not Tuberculosis as thought of in many civilized groups.

Guys
There's a common belief in society that guys are horny 24/7 and are extremely aggressive however, if observed in their natural habitat, it can be seen that it is in fact...exactly as people think. What some people don't know is that guys sometimes get hungry as well.
I HAVE A SOURCE... Probably not reliable but he was good at DotA
"Guys flirt, by being aggressive! It's natural."
"When a guy says 'come at me' in a mean tone it actually means 'come hug me babe'

Deep stuff right there.

Joseph's drinking Apple Mango Coconut Juice.

Girls
Are pretty and and smell nice and and and have a nice personality and and when they hit you it hurts and leaves a boobie. Joseph thinks i'm describing Kyleen but it's actually all girls really. By the way did you know he's single? :D Plus girls tend to be short. Not much to say here which is a good thing because the less things we say means the less things we complain about :)


THE TB
Concealed beneath the eyeliner, the fish scales and the whipped cream is an insecure and small fishcake. They reside in a sugar cone full of love and care which they keep for themselves and never share with people like me. :(
Note: Don't be fooled by the caramel swirl on top and the shiny ribbon on the outside. Once you break open the first few layers there's tuna fish AND WE ALL KNOW THAT TUNA FISH STINKS :P
These feelings (the fleshy bit of the fish) are beyond understanding. Years of extensive research have produced nothing trying to analyze the motive behind tbs and as to why they act this way. No other animal on earth appears to act the same way as tbs. Tbs are a mystery that will continue to baffle society time and time again.
The next thing you see here will taint your eyes. This isn't a tb. It's a far far distant relative. If you're brave enough scroll down...you'll get a suprise :D . If not it's cool won't judge you.

And now something to revive your spirit, a sexy sexy picture of Wilson.

P.S. Camp sucked, hard.

ARE YOU A NOOB?

Do you have problems with online gaming? Do you find yourself pointlessly jumping in FPS games, or running in circles in DotA or TKing in gunbound? Fear not, we have the perfect guide that will teach you how not to be a noob!

Even if you don't think you're a noob, read this anyway. Reminisce about the glory days where you were getting annihilated for expressing your noobness and enjoy reading this. Extensive research was put into this SO IT'S 100% ACCURATE. NO IFs BUTs OR MAYBEs! (no pun intended) :D

Rule 1: People who afk aren't necessarily noobs... they actually might have a valid excuse like "my wife is in labor" or "my dad sat on my computer"

Rule 2: Hide behind the pros. When choosing a team to join in a match, join the side with the most pros as you can easily hide behind them. This may seem like a cheap tactic, but it is the easiest way to ensure a victory.

Rule 3: If you get called a noob and start trash talking then you're twice the noob you were before that moment.

Rule 4: Refrain from 1337 speak. You think you may come off as smart, but in reality when you say "1 1337 h4><0|2" you look like you've been denied a proper education and functioning keyboard.

Rule 5: Don't be depressed if people called you a noob. Everyone was a noob at some point in their life so it's ok to be a noob for the first month or two.

Rule 6: Always refer to people online as a male, there is a 99.99% a girl avatar is being controlled by a dude (GIRL - Guy in Real Life). Under no circumstances should you believe you're talking to a chick in an online game, because you will only get laughed at.

Rule 7: Chicks generally don't like guys who game... especially noobs. Don't go telling the world you play a certain game until you're almost the best.

Rule 8: If seeking revenge against another noob, you do not necessarily have to kill them by yourself. Get a whole group of people to pwn them and you will have redeemed yourself. If you try to kill them by yourself and fail, you will appear as an even bigger noob.

Rule 9: Be proud of being a noob! It shows that you're willing to put in the time and commitment to make games easier to win and more amusing to play.

Rule 10: If you're playing a MMORPG, you do not need to pay attention to any of these rules. Just grind. GRIND 'TILL YOUR FINGERS FALL OFF!

THE GOLDEN RULE (Rule 11): KSing IS NOT NOOB! IT JUST SHOWS A DEEP AND RIDICULOUS DESIRE TO GET KILLS YOU DON'T DESERVE.

The End :)

We're back

Sorry for the lack of blog activity, English is very homosexual!

Santosh says he misses our blog entries so we decided to make one. This blog is dedicated to Santosh. Also a dedication to Holmes; who has graciously come out of retirement to bring joy to Dillon's class! A dedication goes out to Jmac for being my blogging partner
for almost 2 years ! And to Thai, who has been the man to depend on and the shoulder to cry on for the past 3 years. Don't forget our precious fans who've come past and read our blog. You guys have always been there to correct our silly typos and to criticize our stupid blog posts.

Quote i thought i would share with everyone.
"CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DUMPED ME!"
"Don't worry girls will come and go... The most important thing is that you have family"
"THAT'S EVEN WORSE WAAAHH" :(


Ok... so there's school! To all the little kiddies reading our post: IT IS TRUE! YEAR 11 IS THE WORST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL. SO MUCH WORK SO MUCH PRESSURE... so less time for girls, games and whatever else fun people usually do.

This entry relates to essay writing. How to write a perfect essay in exam conditions.
1. Think of this girl you like and then write down the first thing you would say to her. This will be your thesis. Teachers like detail so therefore instead of saying just "Hello" say "Hello my name is..."
2. Follow your thesis by a supporting statement, which should consist of the qualities of said girl (refrain from ones about her mood swings). If you get a woman marking the essay you know... stuff might happen WHICH IS NOT SEX.
3. Then you say "This is how im going to prove to you why my way of picking up chicks is better"
4. Of course you should introduce your related texts, in this case you could use Mean Girls and Die Hard for very contrasting ideas. A general sentence could be: In the action film Die Hard, Bruce Willis picks up chicks through the use of his incredibly huge powerful guns, and his pistol too.
5. Now its time to add some evidence, if you have no quotes from your related texts, then make some up. Teachers have no idea whether or not your quote is accurate or not. So for Mean Girls I would just say: this is demonstrated when that bitchy girl says to that other bitchy girl, "Go to hell you fat cow". It's like it was right out of the script!
6. now we have to say WHY does this link with your thesis. With the example "Go to hell you fat cow" it symbolises the girl being in touch with nature. And since guys like natural girls... thesis has been proved

Valentines day... What you SHOULD have done :D

Sorry for our absense from blogging. Due to school commitments we have had to postpone many blog entries. BUT NOW WE'RE BACK :D So yes Valentines day. This blog entry is mainly for the guys but any girls out there please feel welcome to read :D

Great day with the roses, the teddies, the cards and the chocolates but dudes that's so boring. I predicted what my sister's fiance would get my sister and dude... that sorta sucks.

SO what someone should do for their significant other?

1. Hand written card... dunno why but chicks dig that kinda stuff! I do too. It shows effort :). This might be a bit dangerous to suggest but maybe a home made card as well?
2. LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION! I flip to the real estate part of the newspaper and that's the first thing i see! Well I don't really see whats the fuss about location really... Girl + guy alone = sex = good valentines day. Let's face it boys... it's what we subconsciously think about every second we're awake.
3. Women LOVE pick up lines and that corny crap. "You're the only thing on my mind" is optional but "I love you" is essential to a healthy and enjoyable day.
NOTE: Some girls are on the look out to see if you actually mean what you say. So BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY AND HOW YOU SAY IT. KYLEEN WILL GO LOL AT ME WHEN SHE READS THIS. I mean I said this awesome line then she responds "Such as?" I didn't know how to respond. So sad :( Which brings us to point number 4...
4. Remember girls will question you a lot. You gotta be flexible and compensate for this. For the idiots out there... If she asks a question about herself... take the option which flatters her the most! Sometimes you should go even further with your responses :)
Eg. Girl: Do my shoes look nice?
Guy: Oh wow... you really do have a way of choosing shoes.
Note: TONE NOT SARCASTIC PLEASE. OTHERWISE A HUGE SLAP MARK WILL APPEAR ACROSS YOUR FACE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS.

This ends the post. Hope you like it guys. Enjoy the rest of valentines day

PART 2

The man with the funky glasses suddenly stands up and says "Funky vibe? what funky vibe all I can see that's funky is this little alien sitting infront of me."

Elmo shuffles his feet, then replies, "Does Mr Wonder believe in superstition? Because Elmo sees a black cat heading your way, to kick your royal behind." <-- Keepin' it PG, aww yeah LOL

oh sugar momma... i dont jam with cats! but ill jam with you anytime my funky little alien.

Elmo was now alone, or that's what he thought. Elmo felt like this street was somehow connected to him, he saw a light nearby next to a...nest?

Elmo felt a connection to this place like no other. Blocking the way however was this great ugly mammoth.

No, can it be, my snookums elmo, its me: mummy snuffleupagus!" Just then a huge yellow and hairy figure arose from the nest, it looked like an angel with an afro.

the angelic like creature flew right into elmo and said "whoops how clumsy of me."

"Why is mummy snuffleupagus and daddy big bird here with elmo?"

"We didn't know the way back here so we followed you. Can you tell me how to get how to get to sesame street?"

Suddenly a huge rattling noise came from behind them, a huge green monster emerged from the bins! He was angry, he was mad, but most of all, he was grumpy...and looked nothing like Eric Bana.


Who is this strange new fellow? Is this the last we see of elmo? Is this monster from china too? STAY TUNED :D

(Guess why people call him BIG bird?)

GENIUS

Three days without blogging are three days wasted. So ill use today to blog :D So yesterday Joseph Brendon and I went to Livo library to help me study (hate that trig). Then! while we were skulking (i got that word from harry potter!) around westfields A GENIUS IDEA AROSE. AND THEREFORE THIS BLOG ENTRY IS CALLED GENIUS :D

HAVE YOU EVER DRANK OUT OF A BOTTLE WITH A STRAW THEN TAKE YOUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE BOTTLE AND AS A RESULT THE STRAW IS STUCK IN THE BOTTLE AND YOU CANT TAKE THE STRAW BACK OUT BECAUSE YOUR FINGERS ARE TOO BIG TO FIT INTO THE TINY HOLE?

Solution:



That is GENIUS





Anyone up for some LOVIN? :D




For UN haters.





FOR SIMON WANG! He'll tell you why this is genius :D





This... I dunno :p its Genius? :D



The biggest genius of all... I just forgot his name :D

Elmo - A permanent child

Not much is known about him, but here is the life and story of our friend in the magic box with people; Elmo.

He came from a foreign planet...named China. His parents... were yellow and hairy... he didn't know why he turned out the way he did. Elmo was just a newborn baby when his parents accidentally dropped a stone on his head, affecting his voice and personality. The poor child was frowned upon by every other Chinese kid and couldn't realise why everyone laughed at his name "Elmo". Elmo disliked living in china, he seemed to think it was far too crammed from the "shitload of people", and he was sick of eating rice 24/7. His parents were cruel people...

When Elmo told his parents that he didn't like it in china, his parents immediately sent him onto a plane to a white boys world. There he was greeted by a man who called himself, "the real slim shady". Well "the real slim shady" didn't really like asians. He asked the furry creature if he could rap. Elmo opened his mouth and said, "I" - before he was cut off by slim shady who exclaimed, "First rule in rapping, ALWAYS address yourself in third person."Elmo obviously being an uneducated little monster didn't know what third person was. So he said,
"Elmo doesn't know what you mean.

Elmo wish he was unseen"

Slim shady applauded, "Now, you need a street name, something that'll completely confuse people." Then elmo asked if he could keep his name. I mean elmo is really a creative name. But the slim shady didn't like it. "ELMO IS A NAME FOR FOOLS. DO YOU WANNA BE A FOOL ELMO?" Elmo became infuriated, he wasn't raised in China without learning martial arts. Within seconds slim shady looked like a pile of M&M's. Elmo was still depressed, his life going downhill. Then he met this guy named Stevie Wonder. Elmo greeted Stevie Wonder,

"Hi, elmo is his name, from the hoods of China."

"Oh you're from China? That explains the broken English."

"Elmo doesn't like people who teases him about his english. Elmo doesn't like this funky vibe hes getting around this man."

Will Elmo find his place in the big city, will he become a rapper, will he ever learn to talk English like a proper muppe- oh shit you're not meant to know that part yet.

Tennis People

Ok first off... this has nothing to do with tennis... GOSUGAMERS WHY DIDN'T YOU VOTE PUSHER FIRST FOR ASSIST, his gaming style so unique and it makes me cry to see that such talent doesn't get him an at least top 4 ranking. http://www.gosugamers.net/dota/features/2619 for more info.

OK TENNIS... Heres what i think about everyone.

Lleyton Hewitt.
He's so passionate about the sport man. He trains like a G6 and he still hasn't won an Australian Open. I blame Bec to be honest... good looking girl probably distracts him too much. Yeah i used to think his c'mon thing was cool. It still is but its not like the cool thing to say anymore. so sad so sad :'(. His peak years were obvious his early 20's where he smacked people like Nadal and Federer. In terms of his play... he doesn't really have his killer moves. I mean with players like Nadal or Vedasco they have that forehand that reaches speeds of over 9000km/h. JMac likes his backhand. "Beastly" he calls it.

Caroline Wozniacki
In Asian cultures, the wife being 4 years older usually means good fortune. I'm 16 right? and shes 20. 16+4= MUAHAHHA SHES IN MY RANGE but shes polish... so i'll keep looking. Anyway I've always said woman's tennis is really inconsistent. Like a once rank 200 could jump to top ten in a year.

Andy Roddick? Sexy dude with the monster serve
I hear he's fast ;D Married to a model... Lucky guy

Federer... That dude probably best of all time. He's so friggin old man. 1 handed backhand is sexy :D. I mean i hear people say Federer sucks now but he ONLY dropped 1 rank PEOPLE. I'm sorta not used to seeing Federer (2) yet.

Maria Sharapova has the weirdest yelp ever. I mean shes model potential for sure. Im not even sure how she packs that much muscle in her. She's probably the one who made me be scared of skinny women :P

Genius Guide for Getting Guys

Well here at Chocolate Thunder we like to not blog about our lives because to be honest... our lives suck. So what we do is post random entries about important features of life. I mean we could talk about how Australia sucks at everything now or rant about Ryan Reynolds winning sexiest man alive for 2010... BUT NO! DUE TO POPULAR REQUEST WE HAVE CREATED THE GENIUS GUIDE FOR GETTING GUYS! Hope you like it :D

Girls do not need to seek a target, as usually they only seek out after guys they are physically attracted, so finding one is rare...unless Wilson is in the room.

Guys look for cute. This is probably the most important fact for a girl to know. If the guy had a choice between a girl in a pikachu suit or a girl in a muk suit... THEY WOULD GO WITH THE PIKACHU SUIT! But as Mr Dillon says natural talent will only get so far which is totally correct in my eyes. Having a cute face will only get you so far in this field. It is often mistaken that a genius is born, not made. Such said, does NOT apply in physical appearance!

Lets face it ladies... the chance of the guy liking you back is slim. With this... the guy can not stop thinking about you day and night

In this blog, we like to keep things as simplistic and logical as possible so therefore we have created formulas with the assistance of mathematics to guide our dear readers.

The guy's level of cuteness/hotness can be labelled as x

Your level of cuteness has to be x^2 in order to grab his attention at first sight
Note: These relationships are usually the most unstable and dysfunctional. It's rare for one of these to last for over 1 night.

If your level of cuteness is x, talk to the guy and you'll most likely hit it off
Note: This is generally true but you should always have a backup plan! Besides you may think you fit here but you might fit actually at the x^1/2 level so it is always worth it to read ahead.

If your level of cuteness is x^1/2, then you're going to need all the help you can get
This is where we will be focusing our analysis today. If you land here, looks is not your forte, were gonna boost your PERSONALITY! If you can pull it off, your looks should not matter at the end of the day.
-First off
Observe your man you are eying. Is he a geek who's never had a GF before? because, CHANCES ARE he will JUMP at the thought of having a GF.
If he regularly participates in DotA and does NOT regularly talk to girls he is what we call, an easy catch.
-Then
If the guy is a tough customer you may have to resort to cruder methods. Playing hard to get seems to be the most successful way to interest a guy Playing hard to get WORKS! Every heterosexual guy is turned on by lesbians. Why? Because we can't get them simple as that.
Note: For all guys reading this... PLEASE DO NOT THINK THIS GUIDE WORKS IN REVERSE. I MEAN... YOU'LL PROBABLY GET BITCH SLAPPED.
-Finally
If the guy is pulling moves on you already then you know he's into you and the rest should be a smooth ride.
Note: If this step doesn't occur you know that somewhere you made a crucial error BUT HAVE NO FEAR. Guys have memories like goldfish. If you fail today, you can try again tomorrow. :D

If your level of cuteness is x^1/3, aim lower
Note: Do not feel too disheartened... your life probably lies somewhere more worthwhile than here like at Troung or... at some Greenday concert.

This concludes our entry. It's not as in depth as we thought it would be but its almost 1 am and everyone loves to sleep :D

P.S Hands off Alvin Yap

Genius Guide for Getting Girls

I know all our fans want to know what really happened at Santosh's house... BUT IM NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT BECAUSE ANOTHER ISSUE CAME UP! For some reason Wilson wanted a guide for picking up girls which will surprise many but he's a GUY he has happy thoughts too :D. Since we're friends of Wilson, Jmac and I decided we will make one!
Through careful research and hardcore planning Jmac and myself realised that our plan is FOOLPROOF! Although, Wilson's ability of being cute in general is pretty much, unbeatable, so if you're competing against Wilson, give up...now.

1. Spot your target -This essentially means you have to find your ideal target.
-Ideal target is a woman who's young, insecure and mildly pretty
Note: Personally, when i read that i think of COD. Not bad game... just saying :D
2. Be wary of your environment
- If in the bar, your selected target will probably have already seen everything you do!
Note: Every fail attempt at a hook up will be seen by all girls in the vicinity which means the chances of you getting a girl decreases by ten percent each time you don't get a girl.
- If you are in a shop then you can go out of your way to please her
Note: Don't have anything shiny on you or she may get distracted
- If in a busy street... just give up.
3. Initiate in conversation. (please follow these guidelines, they help... a lot :D)
- Start up with something cheesy, but not overused.
- For every time that girl has been dumped and heartbroken, their insecurity increases, and self confidence is damaged AND THAT'S THE MONEY TICKET! It is ABSOLUTELY crucial that you get the girl's past love life within the first 5 minutes of conversation.
Notes: This shows the girl that you care :D
If for some reason the girl is taken this is where you find an excuse to move away.
- PLEASE, I MEAN PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS OTHERWISE THE WOMAN WILL LEAVE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY SUPRISE BUTT SEX.
- Weather
- The room
- That girl across the room and what she's doing

Once you have engaged in petty talk, or if you're lucky made her laugh
KEEP her laughing. Chicks dig a guy that can make them smile. Do this by perhaps poking fun of something in the room, or something incredibly stupid that someone is doing nearby.
Note: LAUGHTER IS YOUR TICKET! ITS YOUR FREAKING TICKET TO GETTING LAID
This is where the path really deviates... me and Jmac dont really agree here so therefore there is a split
4a. Cut the convo short, say you have to go somewhere urgent, and drop your number, if you're lucky she'll ring later tonight =D
b. If you do everything perfectly there should be no need for you to ask for the number! Seriously people, if she's interested then she will give you her number first.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: FIRST IMPRESSIONS LAST!
If you start strong, END strong. That way she'll have positive memories of you.
DON'T start strong then end weak beause she'll only remember the weak part.

HOW TO KNOW IF SHE'S NOT INTO YOU
1. Instant rejection - Something along the lines of "Sorry, I'm not interested."
2. Eye contact - If she's looking away she's not interested
3. Fidgety - She is not interested or is horny... Unsure about that one :p
4. Eating hair - Girl is bored.

If you want to go out with someone you probably see or have contact with on a regular basis, then it's easy, move into the friend zone, then work your way up.

Pick up lines :D

HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE LADIES?
ARE THEY REJECTING YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR LAME MOVES?
Use these :D 99.99 pct chance of picking up a girl :D
(we take no responsibility if anyone falls inbetween the 0.01 pct of people who fail)

-My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

-I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.

-Nice as...ymptote

-i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity

-I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a substitution?

-i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl

-I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.

-Hey I was wondering if you could help me out a sec… there’s one thing missing from this equation: Me + ? = A night of untold pleasure

- my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever

-I would really like to bisect your angle.

-I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

-Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it

-Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

-You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

-At absolute zero, you would still move me.

-I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

-I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!

-At absolute zero, you would still move me.

-Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

HALF A YEAR !

So ladies and gentlemen, we're back with a new look. Its been 6 months already and because of that we gotta recap what Jmac and I have been through!

-We both finished IPT, scored band 5, and realised it was the crappest HSC subject evar.
advice to any little kids out there who wants to do IPT... just don't do it!

-Wilson's house with a wii and a sister. Enough said :D

-We realised the school certificate was piss easy LOL

-Milsons point is a hole. (Lovely people just needs a tune up)

-Queensland got flooded, for what feels like millionth time LOL

-Australia lost in... (too many to list)
Australia - the sporting nation :)

-We discovered the player database of gunbound is...crap

- Me: FALLOUTBOY AND PANIC AT THE DISCO LOST MEMBERS ;(
Jmac: falloutboy is dead face it bro
me: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ROCK ON FOB :(

- Justin Bieber is PRINCE of pop? My apologies i meant princess. Justin bieber stole our hearts then I stole his manhood LOL. More hate from the Jmac :D

-RIP BOBBY FARREL

This new look blog took me and jmac about 2.5 hours hope you like it :p