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Sorry for the lack of blog activity, English is very homosexual!

Santosh says he misses our blog entries so we decided to make one. This blog is dedicated to Santosh. Also a dedication to Holmes; who has graciously come out of retirement to bring joy to Dillon's class! A dedication goes out to Jmac for being my blogging partner
for almost 2 years ! And to Thai, who has been the man to depend on and the shoulder to cry on for the past 3 years. Don't forget our precious fans who've come past and read our blog. You guys have always been there to correct our silly typos and to criticize our stupid blog posts.

Quote i thought i would share with everyone.
"CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DUMPED ME!"
"Don't worry girls will come and go... The most important thing is that you have family"
"THAT'S EVEN WORSE WAAAHH" :(


Ok... so there's school! To all the little kiddies reading our post: IT IS TRUE! YEAR 11 IS THE WORST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL. SO MUCH WORK SO MUCH PRESSURE... so less time for girls, games and whatever else fun people usually do.

This entry relates to essay writing. How to write a perfect essay in exam conditions.
1. Think of this girl you like and then write down the first thing you would say to her. This will be your thesis. Teachers like detail so therefore instead of saying just "Hello" say "Hello my name is..."
2. Follow your thesis by a supporting statement, which should consist of the qualities of said girl (refrain from ones about her mood swings). If you get a woman marking the essay you know... stuff might happen WHICH IS NOT SEX.
3. Then you say "This is how im going to prove to you why my way of picking up chicks is better"
4. Of course you should introduce your related texts, in this case you could use Mean Girls and Die Hard for very contrasting ideas. A general sentence could be: In the action film Die Hard, Bruce Willis picks up chicks through the use of his incredibly huge powerful guns, and his pistol too.
5. Now its time to add some evidence, if you have no quotes from your related texts, then make some up. Teachers have no idea whether or not your quote is accurate or not. So for Mean Girls I would just say: this is demonstrated when that bitchy girl says to that other bitchy girl, "Go to hell you fat cow". It's like it was right out of the script!
6. now we have to say WHY does this link with your thesis. With the example "Go to hell you fat cow" it symbolises the girl being in touch with nature. And since guys like natural girls... thesis has been proved