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Friday, May 27, 2011

Sterotypes

HAVE YOU EVER IMAGINED WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A GIRL, A GUY OR A TB?
Editor's note: TB is not Tuberculosis as thought of in many civilized groups.

Guys
There's a co
mmon belief in society that guys are horny 24/7 and are extremely aggressive however, if observed in their natural habitat, it can be seen that it is in fact...exactly as people think. What some people don't know is that guys sometimes get hungry as well.
I HAVE A SOURCE... Probably not reliable but he was good at DotA
"Guys flirt, by being aggressive! It's natural."
"When a guy says 'come at me' in a mean tone it actually means 'come hug me babe'

Deep stuff right there.

Joseph's drinking Apple Mango Coconut Juice.

Girls
Are pretty and and smell nice and and and have a nice personality and and when they hit you it hurts and leaves a boobie. Joseph thinks i'm describing Kyleen but it's actually all girls really. By the way did you know he's single? :D Plus girls tend to be short. Not much to say here which is a good thing because the less things we say means the less things we complain about :)


THE TB
Concealed beneath the eyeliner, the fish scales and the whipped cream is an insecure and small fishcake. They reside in a sugar cone full of love and care which they keep for themselves and never share with people like me. :(
Note: Don't be fooled by the caramel swirl on top and the shiny ribbon on the outside. Once you break open the first few layers there's tuna fish AND WE ALL KNOW THAT TUNA FISH STINKS :P
These feelings (the fleshy bit of the fish) are beyond understanding. Years of extensive research have produced nothing trying to analyze the motive behind tbs and as to why they act this way. No other animal on earth appears to act the same way as tbs. Tbs are a mystery that will continue to baffle society time and ti
me again.
The next thing you see here will taint your eyes. This isn't a tb. It's a far far distant relative. If you're brave enough scroll down...you'll get a suprise :D . If not it's cool won't judge you.





And now something to revive your spirit, a sexy sexy picture of Wilson.



















P.S. Camp sucked, hard.

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