Comforting times

Launching right back into the first week of term 2, we realise just about everybody is receiving their exams back. This can clearly be a stressful time for many as people find accepting their marks difficult and this can result in many insecurities. So for the men we have provided a FOOLPROOF list of ways to comfort a girl who is stressing over her exam mark. This is guaranteed to make you look like an awesome guy, just in case you're already not.

We have ordered these things from least effective to most effective ways to comfort and remember that everything we tell you is absolutely freaking GENIUS. 

1. "Everyone else did really crap"
2. "Your mum would be proud"
3. "You just need to calm down. Seriously...this could be a dream" *Proceed to slap her* "Nope, not a dream"
4. "The assessment was worth nothing, just smash everyone in the next task"
5. "Don't worry...modelling is still an option for you"
6. "Don't worry, there's nothing you can do to change this mark. As long as you tried your best, it will be okay"
7. "Don't worry...it's because the teachers think you look too pretty"
8. "There are many more important things in life, just like the guy talking to you"
9. *Place a comforting arm around her*
10. Tell her your mark.

P.S. Guys can use these on guys, but 5, 7, 8, 9 should probably be followed with "No homo".