Elmo - A permanent child

Not much is known about him, but here is the life and story of our friend in the magic box with people; Elmo.

He came from a foreign planet...named China. His parents... were yellow and hairy... he didn't know why he turned out the way he did. Elmo was just a newborn baby when his parents accidentally dropped a stone on his head, affecting his voice and personality. The poor child was frowned upon by every other Chinese kid and couldn't realise why everyone laughed at his name "Elmo". Elmo disliked living in china, he seemed to think it was far too crammed from the "shitload of people", and he was sick of eating rice 24/7. His parents were cruel people...

When Elmo told his parents that he didn't like it in china, his parents immediately sent him onto a plane to a white boys world. There he was greeted by a man who called himself, "the real slim shady". Well "the real slim shady" didn't really like asians. He asked the furry creature if he could rap. Elmo opened his mouth and said, "I" - before he was cut off by slim shady who exclaimed, "First rule in rapping, ALWAYS address yourself in third person."Elmo obviously being an uneducated little monster didn't know what third person was. So he said,
"Elmo doesn't know what you mean.

Elmo wish he was unseen"

Slim shady applauded, "Now, you need a street name, something that'll completely confuse people." Then elmo asked if he could keep his name. I mean elmo is really a creative name. But the slim shady didn't like it. "ELMO IS A NAME FOR FOOLS. DO YOU WANNA BE A FOOL ELMO?" Elmo became infuriated, he wasn't raised in China without learning martial arts. Within seconds slim shady looked like a pile of M&M's. Elmo was still depressed, his life going downhill. Then he met this guy named Stevie Wonder. Elmo greeted Stevie Wonder,

"Hi, elmo is his name, from the hoods of China."

"Oh you're from China? That explains the broken English."

"Elmo doesn't like people who teases him about his english. Elmo doesn't like this funky vibe hes getting around this man."

Will Elmo find his place in the big city, will he become a rapper, will he ever learn to talk English like a proper muppe- oh shit you're not meant to know that part yet.