Genius Guide for Getting Girls

I know all our fans want to know what really happened at Santosh's house... BUT IM NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT BECAUSE ANOTHER ISSUE CAME UP! For some reason Wilson wanted a guide for picking up girls which will surprise many but he's a GUY he has happy thoughts too :D. Since we're friends of Wilson, Jmac and I decided we will make one!
Through careful research and hardcore planning Jmac and myself realised that our plan is FOOLPROOF! Although, Wilson's ability of being cute in general is pretty much, unbeatable, so if you're competing against Wilson, give up...now.

1. Spot your target -This essentially means you have to find your ideal target.
-Ideal target is a woman who's young, insecure and mildly pretty
Note: Personally, when i read that i think of COD. Not bad game... just saying :D
2. Be wary of your environment
- If in the bar, your selected target will probably have already seen everything you do!
Note: Every fail attempt at a hook up will be seen by all girls in the vicinity which means the chances of you getting a girl decreases by ten percent each time you don't get a girl.
- If you are in a shop then you can go out of your way to please her
Note: Don't have anything shiny on you or she may get distracted
- If in a busy street... just give up.
3. Initiate in conversation. (please follow these guidelines, they help... a lot :D)
- Start up with something cheesy, but not overused.
- For every time that girl has been dumped and heartbroken, their insecurity increases, and self confidence is damaged AND THAT'S THE MONEY TICKET! It is ABSOLUTELY crucial that you get the girl's past love life within the first 5 minutes of conversation.
Notes: This shows the girl that you care :D
If for some reason the girl is taken this is where you find an excuse to move away.
- PLEASE, I MEAN PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS OTHERWISE THE WOMAN WILL LEAVE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY SUPRISE BUTT SEX.
- Weather
- The room
- That girl across the room and what she's doing

Once you have engaged in petty talk, or if you're lucky made her laugh
KEEP her laughing. Chicks dig a guy that can make them smile. Do this by perhaps poking fun of something in the room, or something incredibly stupid that someone is doing nearby.
Note: LAUGHTER IS YOUR TICKET! ITS YOUR FREAKING TICKET TO GETTING LAID
This is where the path really deviates... me and Jmac dont really agree here so therefore there is a split
4a. Cut the convo short, say you have to go somewhere urgent, and drop your number, if you're lucky she'll ring later tonight =D
b. If you do everything perfectly there should be no need for you to ask for the number! Seriously people, if she's interested then she will give you her number first.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: FIRST IMPRESSIONS LAST!
If you start strong, END strong. That way she'll have positive memories of you.
DON'T start strong then end weak beause she'll only remember the weak part.

HOW TO KNOW IF SHE'S NOT INTO YOU
1. Instant rejection - Something along the lines of "Sorry, I'm not interested."
2. Eye contact - If she's looking away she's not interested
3. Fidgety - She is not interested or is horny... Unsure about that one :p
4. Eating hair - Girl is bored.

If you want to go out with someone you probably see or have contact with on a regular basis, then it's easy, move into the friend zone, then work your way up.