HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE LADIES?
ARE THEY REJECTING YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR LAME MOVES?
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(we take no responsibility if anyone falls inbetween the 0.01 pct of people who fail)
-My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
-I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
-Nice as...ymptote
-i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity
-I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a substitution?
-i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl
-I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.
-Hey I was wondering if you could help me out a sec… there’s one thing missing from this equation: Me + ? = A night of untold pleasure
- my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever
-I would really like to bisect your angle.
-I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
-Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it
-Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
-You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
-At absolute zero, you would still move me.
-I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
-I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!
-At absolute zero, you would still move me.
-Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending
Saturday, January 15, 2011
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